Retirement

**satalexton** · 06-09-2009, 05:46

Until every male, female, and hatchling of the creatures of Barbaropolis is cleansed, there can only be retirement in death.

**MerlinusCDXX** · 06-09-2009, 07:07

Originally Posted by satalexton

Until every male, female, and hatchling of the creatures of Barbaropolis is cleansed, there can only be retirement in death.

The inhabitants of Barbaropolis are currently my slaves while I reform and reorganize my armies. Worry not my fellow Romaioktonos, the stupid barbaroi will inevitably anger me by their inability to behave as proper humans, and will thus be cleansed from the face of the earth. (in my current Qart-Hadast campaign.)

**Celtic_Punk** · 06-09-2009, 08:39

Well I maybe tied up with infighting with the Adeui... but don't worry. Once Rome throws in the sponge (I'm going to sack the crap out of Rome) Pella will be next... Then the General of those endeavours will be granted retirement. ooooo I can't wait to see thousands of cowardly greeks running at the sight of what a real pair of bollocks look like.

**Maion Maroneios** · 06-09-2009, 09:22

Originally Posted by Celtic_Punk

(I'm going to sack the crap out of Rome) Pella will be next...

OK, just as I was about to proclaim you a noble Romaioktonos you completely ruined it for me...

Maion

**Duguntz** · 06-09-2009, 15:56

Why all those hatefull comments on Romans? I'm Sweboz and I like Roman... very much even... have you ever tried them with a subtil orange sauce, sweetened by olive oil, cut in small cubes and cooked on the grill, then brush the sauce over, add grilled onions to the plate and serve still hot... Romans are great also when boiled with onions, carrots, potatoes, ass really little flavour, spices and you got a good roman soup, sweboz style!

Of corse, it's romans... so remember to always wash your food before cooking!

**Cute Wolf** · 06-09-2009, 16:05

Bah... eating romans will almost guarantee you get a lot of brain disease... they eat too many Lead (Pb)

Retire them in a province they conquer is nice, but (for Alex-EB users) if they become too peaceful, their god will grant them an elixir to become 16 y old again...

**Celtic_Punk** · 06-09-2009, 17:05

Originally Posted by Maion Maroneios

OK, just as I was about to proclaim you a noble Romaioktonos you completely ruined it for me...

Maion

I'm a Celt!!!!! Calling me my people's destroyer is a huge offence to me! They raped our women and destroyed our culture! Rome was definitely the true barbarians. Destroyer of cultures, thieves of technology, and the bringer of the terrible plague that spreads across the world today. MODERN RELIGION!

It is a good thing you had the restraint to not call me "Romaioktonos" They are the same to me as the 12th SS in Normandy, or the British in Eire.

Maion If you have 1.1 still... I'd like to show you how we fight. With our own inventions and style of combat. Not with stolen tactics, weapons and armour.