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    Default New 4 word story

    As a recap:
    I really dont think this game needs any introduction. Tell a story using only 4 words per post. No double posting. Nothing that is against the ToC. Heres an example. If one person said,

    "He pushed a button"

    The next man could say something like,

    "And Elvis was ressurected."

    And so on. Its pointless, but really fun if done right.

    I'll start:

    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions
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    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct

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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com,
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again.
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    From this we may conclude that there are no eternal truths, no limitless passions.
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "that was yummy!" he
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece [and now I'm done]
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    no............................................................

    did it take you 7 minutes to come up with that? because otherwise you must've seen my post.
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it


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    remember, no references to sex, insults to other members, or anything vulgar. AFAIK, thats what closed down the last story like this.
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    trust my joke of reference to sick containing carrots to degrade to dogs naughty bits, seriously. Try to keep the story some what respectable.
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
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    Try to keep this thread more respectable.
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack



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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which


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    No, it doesn't. This kid never started the 4-word-story. It started LONG AGO.

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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these with great passion only
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these with great passion only with his nagging wife.
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these with great passion only with his nagging wife, whom he loved platonically.
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

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