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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in
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    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these with great passion only
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these with great passion only with his nagging wife.
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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these with great passion only with his nagging wife, whom he loved platonically.
    Quote Originally Posted by KukriKhan View Post
    "Pissing contest" pictures two 8year olds urinating on the side of a barn to see who can wet higher. Quaint.
    "Pee race" however, evokes 2 kids running a 100 yard dash with their boyhoods hanging out, spraying hither and yon furiously, as they race to the finish line. Hilarious!
    Quote Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name View Post
    Have the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, the voice of Billy Mays and the ability to produce bull**** at a moments notice and you can be the leader of anything.

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    Must resist urge to bring Legosoldier into a potentially to-be-perverted-story.

    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these with great passion only with his nagging wife, whom he loved platonically. He also loved Lego

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    Elvis was walking to the shops one day were full of old cupcakes and tuna fish. Rotten fish taste great when rescued from the three eyed snake and the dumpster out back. Which is next to nothing if it was eaten on broken sticks, however in this case it is worth millions of bottle caps and sponge bob square pants. Uwe Boll will direct, that is Dr. Boll.com, he ate some cow then barfed it up and ate it again. "That was yummy," he would have said, if the carrot was not a blood wee piece of meat on it. Again he suffered from a fatal coronary attack and was attacked by a tropical ant-monk, which took spiritual enlightenment classes at the Y in YMCA. He attended these with great passion only with his nagging wife, whom he loved platonically. He also loved Lego with a brotherly love

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