Slapping women? Punching her in the stomach? In revenge? Gah! Cave-dwelling troglodytes!
Me, I am far too refined for such brute reactions.
Instead, I always make sure to wear a sturdy leather belt. With the beltbuckle always on the left. That way, with just a single hand I can undo my belt and in one fell swoop strike her down with it before she has even finished her sentence. (right-handed)
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