I was besieging Numantia as the Romans with one of my best armies. 4 silver chevroned Camillan Hastati, 4 silver chevroned Camillan Principe, 4 silver chevroned Triarri, two slinger units, two light cav units, and two top-notch generals. The Luso's only had two units of speamen and one light swordsman with a FM.

So, they sally out. I'm like, I don't want to waste my time and risk a CTD with a battle I know I'm going to win. So, with my first cheat of the game, I decided to auto_win the battle.

But, being slightly zoned out, I wrote auto_win attacker. I autocalc the battle, and am shocked to find my entire army was decimated. Like, annihilated. Maybe four or five barely alive units left. I'm like, shit. Shitshit. That was ridiculously retarded. So, to top it off, I decide to hire all the mercs in the region to continue my campaign or at least to hold onto what I had conquered, as my other armies were in Sicily and the Balkans, and to make things even better, the Polybian reform just hit the turn after my defeat.

Then the Luso's come out with a massive army of heavy spearmen, elite shock infantry, medium spearmen, medium swordsmen and skirmishers. Again, all I have is barely over a half stack of fresh mercs and the tatters of my former army. So, they attack me on a river crossing. I'm like, ok, maybe I can win this. So we duke it out. It takes forty minutes and 70% casualties on their side for my hodgepodge army to break, and both my generals are killed.

Now, although their army is in terrible shape, knowing the AI, it will pull another one out of nowhere. I have three Iberian cities, lightly defended with only minor reinforcement coming to help and two angry nations at my throat ready for revenge.

This is going to be really fun.