Of all the things I hunt and eat, I don't hunt geese.....because they are monogomous for life and that makes me feel sorry for them.

Of course, if there were some way to ensure that I was only shooting the crabby, whiney, ruin-your-life-ryhmes-with-PUNT female then I would hunt them because it would make the poor, victimized male goose happy when he suddenly had his new-found freedom even if it meant never getting laid again because, hey, he's free oh nevermind