This thread is about Cats...

[a completely inoffensive name]

Title explains it all. Here is my contribution.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5Xrcp6k8VE

[CountArach]

It isn't Caturday.

[Prussian to the Iron]

lol!

cat thread. i hope you're joking.

thi is now the lolcat thread!!!! hotlink ahoy!!

[Hooahguy]

wheres the octopus thread?

[Cute Wolf]

Ahh... one of the good delicacy.... Cat's is neither Kosher nor Halal, but I reccomend them...

Garlic Flavoured Fried Cat:

You'll need:
- a good, healthy kitten (wighing ~ 700 gr - 1 Kg)
- 100 ml of apple vinegar
- 50 - 60 gr of fresh garlic (6 or 7 balls of garlic... ), grend into a paste
- Some kind of flour (maizena is the best)
- 2 finger of Gingers, grinded
- 2 spoon of Cinnamon, finely grinded
- some chili, cut into little slices
- Good quality palm oil (or another oil)

Cooking Instructions:
- Cut the Kitten's throat, drain its blood completely, after that, immerse in the boiling water for a while to get rid of its furs... an old toothbrush should do the trick really nice..., cut its head and after that, open its stomach, and throw away all its guts and intestines, save for the heart, and liver...
- Cut its body in a manner how you usually cut a rabbit... after that, rub the vinegars all over them, to get rid of their odor... add some salt if required... leave them for 6 hours in refrigator...
- Wash the meat with some ammount of hot water... rinse and dry them on the open air for an hour...
- Rub the garlic, gingers, chili, and cinnamon all over them, leave again for two hours...
- Roll them all over the flour, and fry them with boiling oil... made sure they dried completely...
- Best served with rice and tomatoes...

[Fragony]

How could you

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aren't my little rascals adorable???

[rasoforos]

Ahh... one of the good delicacy.... Cat's is neither Kosher nor Halal, but I reccomend them...

Garlic Flavoured Fried Cat:

You'll need:
- a good, healthy kitten (wighing ~ 700 gr - 1 Kg)
- 100 ml of apple vinegar
- 50 - 60 gr of fresh garlic (6 or 7 balls of garlic... ), grend into a paste
- Some kind of flour (maizena is the best)
- 2 finger of Gingers, grinded
- 2 spoon of Cinnamon, finely grinded
- some chili, cut into little slices
- Good quality palm oil (or another oil)

Me: We have all the ingredients including the cat
My wife: No, we are not cooking the cat
Me: But...
My wife: No, we are not cooking the cat

Also she would like to release this statement:

'I am not happy about your cat recipe'

<--- I am married to the only SE Asian person who doesnt eat strange stuff

[Reverend Joe]

Ugh...

Urgh...

Must... Resist...

NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAARGH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[miotas]

KILL. ALL. CATS!!!!!

[Hosakawa Tito]

All you need to know about kitties.

[Cute Wolf]

Your wife doesn't want to cook cat? then' substitute the cat with goat...

[Hooahguy]

or cow.

[Cute Wolf]

Noo... cows are "cold" meat... that recipe suits "hot" meat... but try that btw...

[Megas Methuselah]

I've heard some good things about dog stew, mind you...

[pevergreen]

Ugh...

Urgh...

Must... Resist...

NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAARGH! WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

[Megas Methuselah]

[Cat Allies]

[pevergreen]

And here we had people thinking lolcats were the 'shizz'. Catch up to the times/stop being a 12 year old girl.

[Cute Wolf]

Dogs are tasty too...
Monkey's brain is even tastier...
Pig, goats, cows, chickens, are usual...
Rabbits are yummy...

I am the PETA's worst enemy afterall... especially after they spam my email (deleted...)

[Fragony]

someone is really out for controversy. I had indonesian yesterday.

[Hooahguy]

not about cats, but i had to post this.

[Cute Wolf]

someone is really out for controversy. I had indonesian yesterday.

Soory, but I have a penchant for eating any animals available... especially the one that most of u tend to keep them as cute pets... No, I didn't eat someone's pets, i didn't stole them, I only eat their relatives...

Ok, enough of this perverted story about eating pets... SOORY!

[Fragony]

not about cats, but i had to post this.

cool but that isn't a goat

[Hooahguy]

cool but that isn't a goat

its not?

[miotas]

Maybe he meant to write

cool but that isn't a cat

[Centurio Nixalsverdrus]

Watch this

[miotas]

Proof that cats are evil. Only something evil could move like that. Reminds me of the doctor who episode "blink".

[Phog_of_War]

http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0omjqLTZGU

The worlds angriest cat.

[rant]

Worse than this are people that cant control their small, little, shakey, snorting.......well, I guess you could call them dogs. But IMO dogs that weigh less than my cat are not really dogs. More like overgrown rats.

[/rant]