EB Demotivators

**mlc82** · 08-17-2009, 23:00

**Azathoth** · 08-17-2009, 23:35

I believe you mean "Elephants vs Spartans".

**Companion Cavalry** · 08-18-2009, 00:24

Originally Posted by Azathoth

I believe you mean "Elephants vs Spartans".

That's still doable, though the Spartans win frequently in one-on-one fights.

**Whatever Scortamareva** · 08-18-2009, 00:38

Originally Posted by mlc82

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Reminds me of the hours wasted on vanilla with the 'Elephants vs.' scenarios

**Aemilius Paulus** · 08-18-2009, 02:04

Originally Posted by Whatever Scortamareva

Reminds me of the hours wasted on vanilla with the 'Elephants vs.' scenarios

OMG, how we are all alike

. I too wasted much time on this. The most interesting one was Elephants vs Roman Artillery. I compiled an army purely of every artillery piece the Romans had (two of each kind) and then gave the AI all three types of Seleucid elephants (once again, two of each kind). Then I had a couple of battles. All I can say is - Onagers with Flaming Missiles kill any elephant in one shot, and sometimes even two elephants at a time!

**antisocialmunky** · 08-18-2009, 02:34

I haven't done that one but I will now do that one with 4 vs 4.

I think we all do retarded bridge battles.

**DaciaJC** · 08-18-2009, 02:36

Meh, the classic Elephants vs. Flaming Pigs scenario reigns supreme...

**Azathoth** · 08-18-2009, 03:26

This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid.

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**Centurio Nixalsverdrus** · 08-18-2009, 03:34

The only "funny " thing I did was 20 units of Armenian peasants against my single of unit of Scipii Urban Cohort with all gold upgrades possible. I lost 20 men and they lost 500, but they were too exhausted to kill much of the routers.