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  1. 08-18-2009, 02:04 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whatever Scortamareva View Post
    Reminds me of the hours wasted on vanilla with the 'Elephants vs.' scenarios
    OMG, how we are all alike . I too wasted much time on this. The most interesting one was Elephants vs Roman Artillery. I compiled an army purely of every artillery piece the Romans had (two of each kind) and then gave the AI all three types of Seleucid elephants (once again, two of each kind). Then I had a couple of battles. All I can say is - Onagers with Flaming Missiles kill any elephant in one shot, and sometimes even two elephants at a time!
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    Default Re: EB Demotivators

    I haven't done that one but I will now do that one with 4 vs 4.

    I think we all do retarded bridge battles.
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    Default Re: EB Demotivators

    Meh, the classic Elephants vs. Flaming Pigs scenario reigns supreme...
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    Default Re: EB Demotivators

    This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid.

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    Default Re: EB Demotivators

    The only "funny " thing I did was 20 units of Armenian peasants against my single of unit of Scipii Urban Cohort with all gold upgrades possible. I lost 20 men and they lost 500, but they were too exhausted to kill much of the routers.



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    My EB computer is busted, and I have the greatest idea for a demotivator... Could someone do me a favour and send me a picture of an elephant knocking down a roman palisade?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Celtic_Punk View Post
    My EB computer is busted, and I have the greatest idea for a demotivator... Could someone do me a favour and send me a picture of an elephant knocking down a roman palisade?
    No, but I will send you one with greek palisade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathoth View Post
    This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid.

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    Actually I find it quite good: a bit of fun followed by a sad train of thoughts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by V.T. Marvin View Post
    Actually I find it quite good: a bit of fun followed by a sad train of thoughts...

    Please accept this balloon as a humble reward - his name is Friedrich
    Yeah, I find it thought provoking due to the irony. Good stuff man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathoth View Post
    This one isn't very funny, I'm afraid.

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    If u change Sarmatians with Sarmaritans...

    Bet it will be much funnier!

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