Oh the times when I still played soccer.... Elephant kicking pig few miles away soccer, that is...

~Fluvius

Edit:
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Sorry guys....

FAIL!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsjM45SiRTs

Sometimes you should step away a few metres.....
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/1183...kbar_boem.html