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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluvius Camillus View Post
    Flanked by Iberian Assault, how often does the AI find the wisdom to do this, bad luck there mate..

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    Actually, that picture is taken from multiplayer battle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluvius Camillus View Post
    Flanked by Iberian Assault, how often does the AI find the wisdom to do this, bad luck there mate..

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    Ooops... I forgot to check this comment..... Well, This pic was taken when Jebivjetar defeat me in MP :p

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    Share a same name doesn't guarantee that they share the same nobility....

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    BUMP!
    One more for...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziegenpeter View Post
    What faction were you playing?
    Ehh, - the frame 'round roma with its informations gives the clue!

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    Carthie he is.
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    I'll be amazed if it's anyone but Carthage

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    Sorry, guys it was 2 a.m. in central europe....

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    Maybe UN must inspect all countries and force ban on throwing javelins now... because they are the most effective city killers! Not to mention that Peltastai and Iberi Milites is the most dengerous unit ever... if they had time to cast all their javelins...



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    BUMP

    Maybe UN must inspect all countries and force ban on throwing javelins now... because they are the most effective city killers! Not to mention that Peltastai and Iberi Milites is the most dengerous unit ever... if they had time to cast all their javelins...


    Nice but you only say that becouse you are yet to find, and fight a hord of horse archers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knight of Heaven View Post
    Nice but you only say that becouse you are yet to find, and fight a hord of horse archers
    Nah... I often play HAs... just look in my sig :p

    This is demotivator thread and showers of javelins are far funnier on sight than showers of arrows

    EDIT: Oh yeah, and demotivators doesn't need to be "right" yes? just like this...
    Last edited by Cute Wolf; 11-13-2009 at 21:42. Reason: FIXED! ^^V

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    LOL!!!
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    Haha I knew naked celts destroyed the Titanic!

    BTW why do these naked celts wear belts when they don't wear pants, it's just weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cute Wolf View Post
    BUMP
    Why do you start your posts with BUMP? A few hours time is hardly a bump, isn't it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Skullheadhq View Post
    BTW why do these naked celts wear belts when they don't wear pants, it's just weird.
    That's for the sheath of the sword. Perhaps they sometimes want one hand free for... well, other stuff, you know.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysimachos View Post

    That's for the sheath of the sword. Perhaps they sometimes want one hand free for... well, other stuff, you know.
    Oh great...
    Got any historical source that they actually had a belt just to do "other stuff, you know"
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    https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showp...7&postcount=43

    From an old and disreputable thread in which I asked about the Gaesaetae's belts.

    On reflection now, I think that 'other stuff' in particular involves throwing javelins without losing your expensive sword right before you need it.

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    Ah, oke, they wanted to do a cool trick.
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    guys! back on topic!
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    hahaah , nice one wolf.

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    3x for this, this, and this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frontline1944 View Post
    Pezhetairoi (P) : Umm.... sir... could you do this quickly and less painful?
    Drapanai (D) : Yeah, hold on for a second... why did you want this?
    P : My boss said I was a son of a so he told me to climb the ladder and die...
    D : Hmmm... that's a tough one... is that the only abuse you receive?
    P : No... not only that... He..... He......... He pound me in ... the back.... (sob..)
    D : Poor Pezhetairos... Not only verbal abuse, but sexual abuse too?... here.. let me give you a cure...
    P : Did you really want to bring me out of this life?
    D : Yes... another men is faiting to die too... let's do it quickly
    P : Okay.. I'm Ready....
    D : Heeeeaaaahhhhh!!!!!!!!
    (Splat!)
    D : Goodbye pal... (Sigh...) That's why we kill our perverted generals by ourself... OKAY NEXT!?!?

    LOL \(^o^)/
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    Nice! Epic detail on the face, I really like how he looks at the Pezhetairos!

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    BUMP

    Well... no one has enough jokes again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by skullheadhq
    Run Hax! For slave master gamegeek has arrived
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    EB related.
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    Photoshopping a picture of dead Triarii (or Roman General) behind that plane will work....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    EB related.
    I'm well aware. I just felt too lazy to set up a good screenie.
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    Soory Ludens... I hope you don't get mad because I quoting you....


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