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    The Rhetorician Member Skullheadhq's Avatar
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    Default Re: EB Demotivators

    *Insert joke with female EB players and Gaesatae here*

    Anyway, there is no proof of female Orgahs that actively play EB, or is it?
    Even if one of you would be a women, you wouldn't say it because it would unleash a storm of PM's full of marriage proposals :))
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    I would bet several hundred dollars that there'd be more guys registering as "female" in a poll for gender than actual women registering as "female"

    That Britons poster is amazing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gamegeek2 View Post
    I would bet several hundred dollars that there'd be more guys registering as "female" in a poll for gender than actual women registering as "female"

    That Britons poster is amazing.
    Let's take a pool then ^^... :coffe:

    Seriously now, maybe tere was not female forum regulars here, but sometimes, if a regulars here have a little girl, and they accidentally read this forum (as her father won't bother to close this window since this wasn't a porn forum anyway), thay can read and watch all the sexist comments. We need to considerate about this, since most of the "mature" forumers here are most likely a father (from their age...)

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    The French jokes are really popular it seems nowdays. I see them almost everywhere.
    I even think that in my english dictonary the explenation of the word "to rout" is "to go french on someone" :)
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    That definately means something else in Denmark ha ha ha. But to explain would go against what CW has just pointed out again ;-)

    BTW, In Mogadishu, the 2e REP's sector was by far the quietest one.
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    Default Re: EB Demotivators

    I think most of us realize that the French jokes are simply French jokes. Anyone who is a history nerd knows fully well France's reputation in history as a maniacally dangerous enemy.
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    If you go to google and type in "french military victories" the first link will say

    "id you mean: french military defeats

    No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

    Your search - french military victories - did not match any documents"
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