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    Ugg the Violent Caveman: A Pre-Historic Murder Mystery



    Location: A small cave in Spain, 2009.

    Dr. Reginald Fang, the chief anthropologist of the University of Sealand, was taking a well deserved vacation from his professorship. On this particular morning, he was enjoying a small picnic just outside the entrance of a small cave. He had visited here once before to study a cave painting that a local boy had discovered some months back. The cave painting showed a caveman stabbing some sort of wild animal from Paleolithic times. Unfortunately, a mound of rubble from a centuries old cave-in had long ago obscured the target of the caveman’s spear along with any other artifacts the cave may contain. So Reginald sat contemplatively at the edge of the cave, savoring his organic salad and basking in the warm golden sun of southern Spain, until…..

    Rumble….Rumble….CRRAACCCKKKKKK!!!!

    Centuries of rubble gave way to reveal the long hidden contents of the cave. Astonished, Reginald jumped from his seat and frolicked towards the newly uncovered section of cave. “O what a glorious day!” he shouted. “My colleagues will throw a banquet in my honor and…” CRUNCH! Dr. Fang glanced down to see what he had stepped on and his face wretched with aghastment at the site of the floor. It was littered with a multitude of hominid bones. Still stunned, his eyes wandered up to the now revealed prey of the caveman’s spear…. A fellow caveman….

    Location: That same cave, 31,327 B.C.

    Sunrise was always beautiful in the hills surrounding the cave. Shaman Woad had chosen this place as his clan’s spring residence precisely for that reason. For many sunrises Shaman Woad had presided over the Townee Clan. He had seen their numbers rise to nearly two dozen over that time. Two dozen fine, upstanding Neanderthals, except for that Ugg. Once again Ugg had gotten himself into a violent quarrel over some small thing. Shaman Woad let out a tired sigh. He would have to sort this out when he returned to the clan. Perhaps he should just try…

    THUD
    THUD

    Two club blows to the base of his skull ended the Shaman’s thoughts…. For ever.


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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then, the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.

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    I am in
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    Uggah! Eng!
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    Bah.

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    Ughhh MGHHHHHH!


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    From the Rubicon game:

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    Yargh! Grunt! Oomph! Hundreds of years ago, proto-Etruscans talked this way.


    Guess that means I'm in.
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    UUUrrrgggg..........Gah!
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    I am In...

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    in.

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    "IN" IS ONLY WORD TROG KNOW HOW SAY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TosaInu
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    I'm in.

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    I'll close signups sometime tomorrow night (central standard time) and send role pms shortly thereafter. I'm sure we'll be somewhere in the 20-30 player range by then
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

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    but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
    chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli

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    Can I be Moses? I want to flood the Neanderthals out of existance!

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    Do you mean Noah?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy View Post
    Do you mean Noah?
    That reminded me of that joke: How many pair of animals did Moses take on the ark?

    You'd be surprised how many people bumps out with the weird answers... at least around where I live anyway.

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    Do you mean Noah?

    Maybe he was planning on parting the oceans over the land where the neanderthals live...
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    Moses was a stud muffin. He practically split that ocean in HALF.
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    By making pointless statements i was subtlely declaring my intention to join the game... incase it wasn't obvious...
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    Sorry about that, Grizz. I thought I had already marked you down.
    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road,
    but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely
    chicken's dominion maintained. ~Machiavelli

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    In if it's applicable!
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    Thank you for the smile, I like your image a lot. Hopefully you don't feel too much like a number here.

    Rest in peace TosaInu

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    In.
    When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples
    -Stephen Crane

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