Ugg the Violent Caveman: A Pre-Historic Murder Mystery [Concluded]

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Moses was a stud muffin. He practically split that ocean in HALF.

Exactly. I figured he can direct the oceans at will!

He split the Reed Sea, not the Rea Sea.

Originally Posted by Beskar

He split the Reed Sea, not the Rea Sea.

Or it was God who parted it for him... or was it a sunami?
Anyways, back on topic guys.

I asked for in before, hope you didn't miss me D:

Don't worry Split, I didn't miss you. I just haven't gotten around to updating the list yet.

I'm not sure if Sigurd's post meant that he wanted to signup... I want to start sending out role PMs soon but I'm not sure what to do about him....

Sigurd hasn't been in many games recently. I think he was just correcting off-topic behavior.

Originally Posted by woad&fangs

Don't worry Split, I didn't miss you. I just haven't gotten around to updating the list yet.

I'm not sure if Sigurd's post meant that he wanted to signup... I want to start sending out role PMs soon but I'm not sure what to do about him....

Just send him one, then he has to play.

Originally Posted by woad&fangs

Don't worry Split, I didn't miss you. I just haven't gotten around to updating the list yet.

I'm not sure if Sigurd's post meant that he wanted to signup... I want to start sending out role PMs soon but I'm not sure what to do about him....

you can just make up a rule that anyone who posts in the thread during the sign up phase has to play

Maybe next time but I want to get this show on the road.

Sign ups are....CLOSED

Role PMs will be distributed shortly.

Role PMs have been distributed.

The game has started. This game will start with a Night Phase. Everyone with a night ability, please send your actions to me by 1:00 GMT tomorrow. However, don't be surprised if I don't get the writup done until around 4:00 GMT. Tomorrow is rather crazy for me. After tomorrow, I shouldn't have too much trouble finding time to do writeups in the evenings.

Here is the townie role PM

Role: Generic Caveman

Team: Neanderthal Tribe (town)

You are one of the members of the Townee Clan.

Objective: Eliminate all threats to the Townee Clan.

player list:
Shinseikhaan
Cultured Drizzt Fan
A Very Super Market
atheotes
AskthePizzaGuy
Captain Blackadder
Iksander 3.1
Death is Yonder
taka
White Eyes :D
Tratorix
Sasaki Kojiro
Chaotix
Beskar
pevergreen
Quintus J.C.
Ichigo
Yaropolk
YLC
LittleGrizzly
SplitPersonality
Lord Winter

You so worried me, I misread that message. *wipes sweat from brow*

Ok so without any night results back yet and nothing else to go on, were just working on suspicions based off posts made....

So umm since the roles have been sent out Beskar started sweating...

I think we have our killer

I had a dream last night that I was killed night 1.


%*&^

Night 1

pevergreen laid down for sleep. pevergreen felt safe. Shaman may be dead but Shaman did not have Bow-Wow. Bow-Wow keep pevergreen safe.

With these reassuring thoughts, pevergreen drifted off to sleep. By his side, his domesticated wolf, Bow-Wow kept vigil over him. Bow-Wow was alert. Nothing could distract him from the protection of his master….

TWANG!

From the darkness, an arrow flew straight towards pevergreen. The wolf never had a chance to protect its master. The arrow lodged itself in pevergreen’s throat, muffling his cries for help and severing the supply of oxygen to his brain. After a few short moments, pevergreen was dead. The wolf, confused, tried to nudge pevergreen awake. When that failed to awaken him, Bow-Wow began to feast on the still-warm flesh of his ex-master.

~~~~~~~~~

Askthepizzaguy was light sleeper. This save him many times from cats with big teeth. He heard crunch-crunch of footsteps. He awake to find man with spear standing over him.

Askthepizzaguy stood quickly to face the intruder. “You try killa me with spear!?” asked ATPG.

“No,” replied the unknown figure, “I do not require this weapon to exterminate you.”

The intruder threw away the spear and set himself into a fighting stance. ATPG felt confident. He was bigger than the intruder. ATPG swung his meaty fist at the intruder’s head, but he nimbly dodged the attack. The intruder grabbed the arm of ATPG and used the momentum of the punch to flip ATPG onto his back. Winded, ATPG kicked out frantically. The intruder easily avoided his frenzied kicks and pinned ATPG to the ground. ATPG attempted to scream but before any sound could escape his lips, the intruder’s hands grasped around his throat, squeezing the life away.

~~~~~~~~~

The next morning....

"Two more dead?" questioned a caveman, "Were killed by big kitties?"
"Kitty no can use bow and arrow," replied another caveman, "Killer must be part of tribe!"
"How find out killer?"

The Townee tribe took several moments to to thoughtfully ponder this question. The process of pondering seemed rather painful to them.

"AWWW! Pondering make head hurt! Lets SMASH!!!"

This statement was met with great approval and quite a lot of celebratory smashing. However, it quickly became apparent that this was not getting them any closer to uncovering the killers. An ancient looking Neanderthal spoke up with a new idea.

"I hear tribe over next hill has method to find bad cavemen. Each caveman state who they thunka did it and the majority chooses who to kill. We do that here!"

This statement was met with great approval and even more celebratory smashing.

"What call this?" asked a caveman.
"They call it," replied the elder caveman, "Dem...Dem...Dem-Unga-Unga!"

~~~~~~~~~

It is now day phase. Day phase will last until 2:00 GMT on june 22nd. That is roughly 22 hours. This is to get the phase end times to a reasonable time for me. All future phases should be 24 hours. You may begin voting now.

alive
Shinseikhaan
Cultured Drizzt Fan
A Very Super Market
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Iksander 3.1
Death is Yonder
taka
White Eyes :D
Tratorix
Sasaki Kojiro
Chaotix
Beskar
Quintus J.C.
Ichigo
Yaropolk
YLC
LittleGrizzly
SplitPersonality
Lord Winter

murdered
Askthepizzaguy
pevergreen

Me suspect White Eyes kill Pizza. Only White Eyes try to kill Pizza every game.

Vote: YLC

The wolf, confused, tried to nudge pevergreen awake.

Grizz sad...

When that failed to awaken him, Bow-Wow began to feast on the still-warm flesh of his ex-master.

Grizz laugh. Grizz wonder why pever thought death would come. Grizz wonder how pizza is so sure WE is his killer. Grizz want to SMASH bad caveman!

Vote:Sasaki

Vote:Ichigo

They are a team.

Vote: Sasaki

Chaonga find pattern!

Ichug vote Sasak.

Sasak vote Ichug.

Averysupermarkung vote Sasak.

Now Chaonga vote: Averysupermarkung!

D'oh, this is why I need to check the Gameroom more often.

Put me down as a replacement, please.

Vote: Death is Yonder

A threat I say, a threat against the town.

Originally Posted by Lord Winter

Vote: Death is Yonder

A threat I say, a threat against the town.

He speak well, like bad man who kill pizzagung! Bad man he is, bad man!

Votung: Lord Winter

Look at his name, though death is yonder. It's a threat for more murders, I say. Do you want that blood on his hand. And yonder is a big word too, like the killers of pizzaguy used.

Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

Vote:Ichigo

Bad Sasaki.

Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy

Me suspect White Eyes kill Pizza. Only White Eyes try to kill Pizza every game.

I did kill you first round once....... Vote:abstain I have nothing....

Originally Posted by White_eyes:D

I did kill you first round once....... Vote:abstain I have nothing....

Confesshun

Unvote:Sasaki, Vote:White_eyes:D

Originally Posted by Lord Winter

Look at his name, though death is yonder. It's a threat for more murders, I say. Do you want that blood on his hand. And yonder is a big word too, like the killers of pizzaguy used.

Unngah Unngah!

Hee ish a lordz... waht is lords.... is it da shamanz? Nuu! UNNGAH BASH!

Vote:Lord Winter for... duhh... nevahmind.

Ugh who is wiseman that write thing up there?

Me thunk that murder try kill experianced hunters he hide his way in that.