Ugg the Violent Caveman: A Pre-Historic Murder Mystery [Concluded]

**woad&fangs** · 06-20-2009, 00:55

Maybe next time but I want to get this show on the road.

Sign ups are....CLOSED

Role PMs will be distributed shortly.

**woad&fangs** · 06-20-2009, 01:48

Role PMs have been distributed.

The game has started. This game will start with a Night Phase. Everyone with a night ability, please send your actions to me by 1:00 GMT tomorrow. However, don't be surprised if I don't get the writup done until around 4:00 GMT. Tomorrow is rather crazy for me. After tomorrow, I shouldn't have too much trouble finding time to do writeups in the evenings.

Here is the townie role PM

Role: Generic Caveman

Team: Neanderthal Tribe (town)

You are one of the members of the Townee Clan.

Objective: Eliminate all threats to the Townee Clan.

player list:
Shinseikhaan
Cultured Drizzt Fan
A Very Super Market
atheotes
AskthePizzaGuy
Captain Blackadder
Iksander 3.1
Death is Yonder
taka
White Eyes :D
Tratorix
Sasaki Kojiro
Chaotix
Beskar
pevergreen
Quintus J.C.
Ichigo
Yaropolk
YLC
LittleGrizzly
SplitPersonality
Lord Winter

**Beskar** · 06-20-2009, 22:10

You so worried me, I misread that message. *wipes sweat from brow*

**LittleGrizzly** · 06-21-2009, 03:42

Ok so without any night results back yet and nothing else to go on, were just working on suspicions based off posts made....

So umm since the roles have been sent out Beskar started sweating...

I think we have our killer

**pevergreen** · 06-21-2009, 04:09

I had a dream last night that I was killed night 1.

%*&^

**woad&fangs** · 06-21-2009, 05:16

Night 1

pevergreen laid down for sleep. pevergreen felt safe. Shaman may be dead but Shaman did not have Bow-Wow. Bow-Wow keep pevergreen safe.

With these reassuring thoughts, pevergreen drifted off to sleep. By his side, his domesticated wolf, Bow-Wow kept vigil over him. Bow-Wow was alert. Nothing could distract him from the protection of his master….

TWANG!

From the darkness, an arrow flew straight towards pevergreen. The wolf never had a chance to protect its master. The arrow lodged itself in pevergreen’s throat, muffling his cries for help and severing the supply of oxygen to his brain. After a few short moments, pevergreen was dead. The wolf, confused, tried to nudge pevergreen awake. When that failed to awaken him, Bow-Wow began to feast on the still-warm flesh of his ex-master.

~~~~~~~~~

Askthepizzaguy was light sleeper. This save him many times from cats with big teeth. He heard crunch-crunch of footsteps. He awake to find man with spear standing over him.

Askthepizzaguy stood quickly to face the intruder. “You try killa me with spear!?” asked ATPG.

“No,” replied the unknown figure, “I do not require this weapon to exterminate you.”

The intruder threw away the spear and set himself into a fighting stance. ATPG felt confident. He was bigger than the intruder. ATPG swung his meaty fist at the intruder’s head, but he nimbly dodged the attack. The intruder grabbed the arm of ATPG and used the momentum of the punch to flip ATPG onto his back. Winded, ATPG kicked out frantically. The intruder easily avoided his frenzied kicks and pinned ATPG to the ground. ATPG attempted to scream but before any sound could escape his lips, the intruder’s hands grasped around his throat, squeezing the life away.

~~~~~~~~~

The next morning....

"Two more dead?" questioned a caveman, "Were killed by big kitties?"
"Kitty no can use bow and arrow," replied another caveman, "Killer must be part of tribe!"
"How find out killer?"

The Townee tribe took several moments to to thoughtfully ponder this question. The process of pondering seemed rather painful to them.

"AWWW! Pondering make head hurt! Lets SMASH!!!"

This statement was met with great approval and quite a lot of celebratory smashing. However, it quickly became apparent that this was not getting them any closer to uncovering the killers. An ancient looking Neanderthal spoke up with a new idea.

"I hear tribe over next hill has method to find bad cavemen. Each caveman state who they thunka did it and the majority chooses who to kill. We do that here!"

This statement was met with great approval and even more celebratory smashing.

"What call this?" asked a caveman.
"They call it," replied the elder caveman, "Dem...Dem...Dem-Unga-Unga!"

~~~~~~~~~

It is now day phase. Day phase will last until 2:00 GMT on june 22nd. That is roughly 22 hours. This is to get the phase end times to a reasonable time for me. All future phases should be 24 hours. You may begin voting now.

alive
Shinseikhaan
Cultured Drizzt Fan
A Very Super Market
atheotes
Captain Blackadder
Iksander 3.1
Death is Yonder
taka
White Eyes :D
Tratorix
Sasaki Kojiro
Chaotix
Beskar
Quintus J.C.
Ichigo
Yaropolk
YLC
LittleGrizzly
SplitPersonality
Lord Winter

murdered
Askthepizzaguy
pevergreen