which is the best way to die? vote! No swearing in this thread
1000 ways to die
which is the best way to die? vote! No swearing in this thread
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Re: 1000 ways to die
explain, please?
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Re: 1000 ways to die
Um... in my sleep at the age of 118 after leading a healthy and productive life?
Re: 1000 ways to die
bah. 120 for me.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
"On a pile on money, surrounded by many many beautiful women."
or
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"
Originally Posted by TosaInu
Re: 1000 ways to die
I want to leave this world the same way I entered it; naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.
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that which is his due." - Justinian I
Re: 1000 ways to die
I wanna die after getting bitten on the bum by a redback in an outhouse. What could be a more aussie way to go?
And on my headstone I want the words "He's dead now" just so everyone's sure, and the songs at my funeral shall be "It's a long way to the top" and "highway to hell" just to confuse people.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
I'm not sure how I want to die. But I am sure, that I want them to harvest my brain, and put it into a Giant Robot of Death.
Re: 1000 ways to die
Awesome.
I'd like to die suddenly and unexpectedly.....like being hit by lightening or maybe slipping and hitting my head against something hard, but only after I've completed 70.
The horizon is nothing save the limit of our sight.
Re: 1000 ways to die
The five terms offered defied definition even by urban dictionary's standards... which is impressive. Due to having no idea what any of the words used by kids these days mean, I'm afraid I can't vote until some sort of definitions are offered...
How would I like to die? I wanna be encased in the Phantom Zone. Sure, I'll be doomed to an existence of hurling through space in an uncontrolled manner, but at least I'll be seeing the galaxy on someone else's cash.
Re: 1000 ways to die
Not sure if its a option, but I want to die playing too much tetris.
Re: 1000 ways to die
Death by Gah!
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Re: 1000 ways to die
death by swing-set
quae res et cibi genere et cotidiana exercitatione et libertate vitae
Herein events and rations daily birth the labors of freedom.
Re: 1000 ways to die
I'd prefer to die in my sleep.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
Either with 1 kg of coke and 3 Brazilian supermodels aged ninety,
or
In bed aged ninety, surrounded by grieving grandchildren.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....
Then I realised how weird that would be...
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Re: 1000 ways to die
Er...I don't want to die.
If I have to then I want it to be in my sleep or a heart attack or something sudden. Nothing that will take too much time.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers.
"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
Re: 1000 ways to die
Try the strange case of Lee Seung Seop.
A quick and pointless death is the one for me.
Re: 1000 ways to die
I suppose falling through mid-air for quite a while (Giving me time to think about things) and then landing on someone important.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
I want to die at 120 having been a burden on society from the age of 80.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
I didn't want to die... I want to life forever...
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Re: 1000 ways to die
Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy.
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Last edited by Samurai Waki; 06-22-2009 at 21:43.
Re: 1000 ways to die
Hmmm, sounds like something similar to the way Gaesatae Celtic Gaulish warriors die... From Europa Barbarorum. Naked Fanatics of RTW, but uncensored, on drugs, and the equivalent of the vanilla Berserkers in EB in their relative power. Or Galatikoi Tindanotae, the Galatian equivalent of Gaesatae.I want to leave this world the same way I entered it; naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.
Re: 1000 ways to die
quiet AP... youre confusing them...
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Re: 1000 ways to die
He got 'em from Here.
My preference: sitting on an autumn hillside with my wife, watching the sunset, we quietly deciding "we're done" and falling asleep forever.
Many, many years from now. :)
Last edited by KukriKhan; 06-23-2009 at 01:26.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
Yea I heard about him.
Poor fellow. Judging from his situation of being fired and all, he was probebly depressed.
At least he died doing things he loved.
Re: 1000 ways to die
What's the worst way to die? Reading that website. Those puns are hazardous.
Re: 1000 ways to die
I want to die in the ring, boxing against a prizefighting kangaroo.
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Re: 1000 ways to die
Ach - and I used to be an English teacher too!First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....
Then I realised how weird that would be...
Three 90 yr old Brazilian supermodels would certainly be heart attack inducing.
"The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials"
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