Thinking about the recent Russian victory in securing Abkhazia's independence from the Imperialistic Goergians I was thinking if that ware possible for Alaska.
1) Option 1
Join Russia

Since Sarah Pallin's failiure to obtain a decent position at the White House and the relative insignificance of the Alaskan vote in the last US elections I was thinking wheather it would be opportune for Alaska to split from US and join the Russian Federation. Just think, the benefits would be enormous.

a) More ground to cover for the Alaskan crab fishing industry
b) Free vodka to replace that cheap Virginian moonshine
c) A true leader to respect (Vladimir Putin)
d) Universal healthcare
e) Mentaining that autonomy (after all Russia is a federation)
f) An Eskimo unity
g) The opportunity to learn a second language
h) Keeping the flag
i) Domination of the Bering strait
j) Being part of the largest country in the world
k) No more fear of suicide bombers

2) Join Canada
Same advantages
3) Remain American
4) Gah