Dark Descent - Small Mafia Game [Concluded]

[Yaropolk]

Whatever we did yesterday and last night - there were no kills. How about we do the exact same thing again.

Today vote: nolynch,

tonight, night action people do the exact same thing you did last night. If tonight there is no kill, everyone who thinks their night action prevented the kill will reveal and we can figure out who to lynch. We can outvote the crazy dude, and he sounds like standard paranoid old man role - can survive one night hit probably, and is probably random voting by pro-town. Just a guess though.

[White_eyes:D]

Whatever we did yesterday and last night - there were no kills. How about we do the exact same thing again.

Today vote: nolynch,

tonight, night action people do the exact same thing you did last night. If tonight there is no kill, everyone who thinks their night action prevented the kill will reveal and we can figure out who to lynch. We can outvote the crazy dude, and he sounds like standard paranoid old man role - can survive one night hit probably, and is probably random voting by pro-town. Just a guess though.

Damn your good......I mean....YOUR ALL OUT TO GET me....*picks up his Plasma cutter*

[Chaotix]

Whatever we did yesterday and last night - there were no kills. How about we do the exact same thing again.

Today vote: nolynch,

tonight, night action people do the exact same thing you did last night. If tonight there is no kill, everyone who thinks their night action prevented the kill will reveal and we can figure out who to lynch. We can outvote the crazy dude, and he sounds like standard paranoid old man role - can survive one night hit probably, and is probably random voting by pro-town. Just a guess though.

This is probably the best option, actually. Although I find ATPG suspicious, there is too little evidence on him. Also, I'd rather not be lynched myself. Best to wait another night and see what new info we get. Perhaps a real suspect will turn up then.

Unvote, Vote: No Lynch.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Chaotix-

You believe there is a cult that converts (and I agree, might I add). But you also believe that not lynching will help our situation. Please explain.

[Chaotix]

At the moment, I believe that not lynching might help because no one is voting for you, you're being very cryptic, and it will keep me alive at the moment.

It also may be that since this is a small game, only killing off the leader of the cult (if there is one, of course) may be sufficient to earn the town a victory. Otherwise, it would provide us with very little opportunity to win.

But the decision was mostly based on self-preservation.

Finally, if we are in agreement on the cult idea... who does it look like has been converted, by the write-up?

[Askthepizzaguy]

You seem to have quite a lot of interesting and specific theories about this cult, more than one might expect from an average, clueless townie.

Well, I can always ask the investigator to check you out, so no harm done if you don't get lynched. And then, if you turn up innocent, you can have me lynched, and you'll just be the cat's meow then, won't you?

[Chaotix]

If you want to investigate me, go ahead. I'm pretty much incapable of stopping you, although from my perspective it's a waste of time.

And again, all these theories are kind of just that- theories, speculation. I can't be sure that it's true, but it seems logical and makes sense to me.

Having you investigated would also be preferable to lynching you without evidence.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Just as an aside, I don't think you're aware of the post I made where I explained which person I was. You seem to still remain mistaken on that point, but no harm done. I'll just repeat it; I was busy last night being watched by an enthusiastic young lady. Not my preferred method of spending an evening, for sure.

[Chaotix]

Now that you bring it up, it's not that I didn't catch your supposed reveal, it's just that I believe you are lying.

For one thing, Cultured Drizzt Fan has been roleplaying, for the most part, as a mercenary-like character. Second, if what you say is true, then your roleplaying is terrible, because you sound nothing remotely like how "Kadrn" is portrayed in the write-up. Finally, the lady in black who seduces "Jesse" seems to be much closer to the character you're portraying.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Believing I am lying is plausible, but you believe I am a different, specific character? Based on what?

I have little control over how YLC writes my character in the writeup. He didn't exactly give me direction as to how to play it. I know I am a female who enjoys a good romp, and not a whole lot else about her.

[Chaotix]

Based on the fact that this lady in black has an "innocent face", and a "seductive voice" (roughly quoted from the write-up), which is very similar to the character you've been playing. I could be wrong, but I don't think there's another seductive character; that would be kind of redundant.

And then there's the fact that the person you claimed to be was a given a very masculine-sounding voice (although granted there is no gender mentioned), and that CDF has, as far as I can tell, roleplayed as a mercenary- which would make that character him.

[Askthepizzaguy]

YLC has informed me that I have indeed been "DOING IT WRONG".



To be fair, I haven't been given much direction, and I frankly like the character that I'm playing much better. She makes me laugh. I will not be changing now, she's grown on me.

If I am that lady in the writeup, I was genuinely unaware of it.

[Chaotix]

Ok, I'm still not sure whether to believe you, but I'll drop the subject as it's getting us nowhere, anyway.

[Askthepizzaguy]

If you're referring to Kadrn, that's me.

If I have a husky, masculine voice then this thing just got a whole lot creepier.

[Chaotix]

I dunno, I guess it just seemed that way from the wording.

As long as you aren't counter-claimed, then I can believe you for now.

EDIT: From glancing over the Day 1 write-up, it seems CDF is probably Colbert Danielsson, so that gives me less reason to disbelieve you. I must be tired, or something, because I'm not concentrating well anywhere.

[navarro951]

Vote: No Lynch

[Tratorix]

I miss the good old days when these games were all about random suspicion and jumping at shadows. Now no one will even vote unless there's some sort of hard evidence.

[A Very Super Market]

This write-up is too incomprehensible

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

A mercenary HAH!!!! I am 45 and can barely hold a knife without accidentally cutting myself, If I was a mercenary I am not sure what I would do!

[Khazaar]

Too many women stalking the night, Serik not trust women, except mama. ATPG woman, but who else woman?

[Beskar]

All I want is to just go home and be with my beautiful children and spend nights with my wife. If this charade continues, I will be here at least another year. Why not just just get on with our work so we all can go home without any trouble. You people really have to stop thinking about yourselves and think about the rest of us.

Vote: No Lynch

[Yaropolk]

I'm going to give it a shot assigning roles:

End Night One...

Townie Group 1 (???)

Jorg (Townie Group 1 Member 1) yawned as he leaned back upon his chair, his eyes drifting across the rows of service panels that corresponded to different sectors. By order of the Foreman (Townie Group 1 Member 2), Jorg was to lockdown Kadrn's (ATPG) room tonight, keeping the merc locked away. But Alexis (Townie Group 1 Member 3) had yet to show up and dawn was drawing near fast.

"Koum ohn vumahn! Vere ist she, vere kould she be? Bah, tha phoormahn veel be ont mein uss neicks sheepht."

Jorg began to light another cigarette, a habit he had picked up from the Head of Security, just as Alexis came into view-

-on the monitors. The death stick tumbled away from Jorg's mouth, and was quickly trampled upon on the floor as he began to scream and shout obscenities in his own tongue at Alexis.

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"Honestly, why are you here?" Kadrn looked quizzically at Alexis, who seemed to be locked in a minor fit of giggles, her eyes slightly glazed over. Kadrn had let her in on the notion that Alexis had something incredibly important to tell, but as soon as she was in, Alexis had simply stared at the Merc, rocking back and forth, her gaze unnerving yet delightful.

Kadrn waited patiently as the minutes ticked by, but finally the merc could no longer take it. "Okay, Alexis, your starting to creep me out, and I hang around murders and professional sociopaths - spill it or get the hell out." Alexis giggled, causing Kadrn to cringe slighlty at the immaturity, before Alexis held out her hands and from them-

-nothing appeared. "Surprise! Nothing! The most amazing thing ever! Perfect gift, ain't it? See ya round monkey wrench!" And with that, Alexis disappeared into the halls, leaving a stunned but a little more aware Kadrn behind.

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Townie Group 2 (Investigators)

Jenkins (Townie Group 2 Member 1) was happy with the report he had just gotten back from the authorities - seems Sullivan (White_Eyes) checked out, even if the old guy was a bit off his hover chair. "See, mighty fine sleuthing here Ak! Se what comes with hard work and determination? Why back in the Corps, we had-"

"Oh, stuff it you puppet - your not in the military anymore, you can pull the ECD's hand out your arse. I've heard enough of the ECD and the blasted Expeditionary Forces, or the stupid TGMC. You spit more propaganda then the Ministry of Intelligence - seriously, stop."

Jenkins seemed absolutely stunned by this sudden and onetime show of force from his partner (Townie Group 2 Member 2), and, his world suddenly changed, Jenkins needed time to go and sort his thoughts out and realign them to take in this new perspective, so he went to bed.

Either that, or Jenkins brain went into shock and he needed to lie down before it burst into flames and he strangled Akakios. But the world may never know.

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Sullivan Whitaker ([B]white_eyes/B]) was one of those people who, for all intents and purposes, was a fine person and just as sane as the next...until, one got him riled up and he was off on one of his conspiracy theories. Sometimes the crew would throw one at him, a real wild one, just to see him rant through the night, in case Nevio started "cheating" at cards.

Tonight, Sullivan had made sure his plastifoil hat was secured tight and his collection of knives stolen from the kitchen were safely tucked under his pillow for the Forge Fairy - and any would be attacker, such as the rock monsters.

As Sullivan's slowly drifted off to sleep, he could feel a sudden relief upon his mind, and he began to wonder why on earth he was wearing a plastifoil hat. But he was too tired and promptly fell asleep before he could think it through.

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Jesse (???) wandered the halls, disoriented and utterly lost, his head swirling with sudden confliction. He stumbled about like a drunken man, and finally fell into the arms of a lovely young, yet teary eyed, woman. (Cult Recruiter or Roleblock?)

In his delusional state, he couldn't help himself. "Wello dair lass, why you out so late on such a torrid night?" Jesse smiled up into the forlorn yet beautiful face, who wore the expression of dollish innocence. "Because I was looking for you, lost one. I've found you now, so all will be right. Come, with me..." Her voice had taken on a seductive and entrancing quality, literally hypnotizing Jesse in his delusional state as he pitched to and fro forward, just as the woman in her black stylized gown retreated into the shadows...

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I dont think this is white_eyes

That night, maddening laughter echoed through the halls, and stirred many people from their sleep, they all slowly gathered into the rec room, in hopes of inquiring where and who was laughing so. The Foreman could provide no answer until Jorg burst into the room and began speaking in high pitched, speed German.

"Jorg! Enough, just tell us!" The Foreman demanded.

Jorg gulped and finally took a deep breath. "They vrute et oupun za vulls! Oupun mein skheens! Koum! Sei!"

Quickly following Jorg into the display room, they all stared in awe at the mess. "It vust phien vuen I vent tu gu und gait soum kophee, bout zeen...theis..."

Upon the screens and walls, written in cheese whiz, written both backwards and sideways, was the following.

"Congratulations, my lobster-wearing monkeychaps! You have been selected with all due randomosity to be my personal deodorant-wielding shoes of doom (and quite possibly also lighter fluid). Please report to any room on this pork-infested crap-mining station that is without the presence of the color gray for your ridiculous orders. I will tolerate only some mutinies within the ranks of my alien legion of tennis-racket-breakers, and the rest will be put down with all due laziness and laser-ness. The only rule is that there are no rules. Thank you, and never come into my deli again."

At least one among the crowd giggled with delight and understanding of the message...
BEGIN DAY TWO!

[Chaotix]

A mercenary HAH!!!! I am 45 and can barely hold a knife without accidentally cutting myself, If I was a mercenary I am not sure what I would do!

My mistake. It just seemed kind of like a mercenary to always be talking about when you're getting paid.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I like to think of my self as the anti mercenary. Still want to get paid though. like I said, if it weren't for the ECD I would be in Malibu right now! those scum bags!!!!

[TheFlax]

unvote, vote: abstain

[atheotes]

hah... you guys talk so much. i am supposed to listen to all this? and vote? and do my work? i did not sign up for this.

Vote: Abstain

crap, i have work to do.

[johnhughthom]

Cultured Drizzt Fan, if you don't stop slagging off the ECD you may never see Malibu you pathetic whinging worm!!

[ULC]

Due to how I am feeling right now, round is extended until 10 AM EST tomorrow - sorry for the inconvenience, I am just not feeling up to it.

[Askthepizzaguy]

Cultured Drizzt Fan, if you don't stop slagging off the ECD you may never see Malibu you pathetic whinging worm!!

Hey now, be nice. You'll attract a lot more flies with honey. Want some?

[johnhughthom]

You know what you can do with that honey, and don't try any of your smart mouth lady talk with me missy. I see right through you. And don't try to make any double entendres out of that either. Man, they never taught me how to deal with things like this at boot camp...