Malfunctioning Eddie (atheotes) was wandering around the deck after everyone else had gone to bed. It wasn't easy for a simple car dealer to get tickets on a ship like this. He wasn't out on his walk for long before a figure stepped out in front of him. "Can I help you?" Eddie asked the figure, who was standing in a conveniently placed shadow.
"Oh, you can help me all right. Help me die!" Before Eddie could point out that he probably meant kill, the figure pulled out a laser and put a shot through his torso. The figure walked away, satisfied with a job well done. Which was a shame, because if he had stayed, he would have seen Eddie struggle to his feet, dust himself off and continue about his business as if nothing had happened.!!!!!!
The next day, everyone piled into the main bridge, more determined to actually come to a decision now that one of them had died. The only thing different from the first day was a note taped to the ships wheel.[/I]
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Good news, everyone! We´re probably all going to die a horrible death on this journey unless we find the mobster. Drinking hydroxyl aluminium bisethylhexanoate doesn´t make you gay. Not that I have something against gays, but I´d hate to turn just because I have my daily drink of awesomness. It does cause a slight burning sensation when going down but it fuels my fire.
And now the Bingo numbers:
82; 20; 7; 51; 28; 101 BINGO!!!!
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"Right everyone, please try and find a mobster today, or more of us are going to die" Kif said rather nervously. "Oh and if any of you are hungry" he gestured toward the back table "please help yourselves to some sushi."
Killed by Mafia (1):
Captain BlackadderSerial Killer![]()
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