*FLASH*

What you just saw was not a round of mafia. There was no alien, and the flash of light you saw in the sky wasn't a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus. You did not vote, you did not even read other people's votes. You spent the day whittling Star Wars figurines out of wood, and painting them in all the wrong colors. Darth Vader does not, for example, wear pink robes. But the point is, you're very happy with your wooden figurine hobby, and you never question that fact. You will return to your lives, people. There's nothing to see here.