1000 ways to die

**Whacker** · 06-22-2009, 04:51

I want to leave this world the same way I entered it; naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

**miotas** · 06-22-2009, 05:38

I wanna die after getting bitten on the bum by a redback in an outhouse. What could be a more aussie way to go?

And on my headstone I want the words "He's dead now" just so everyone's sure, and the songs at my funeral shall be "It's a long way to the top" and "highway to hell" just to confuse people.

**Samurai Waki** · 06-22-2009, 06:30

I'm not sure how I want to die. But I am sure, that I want them to harvest my brain, and put it into a Giant Robot of Death.

**rajpoot** · 06-22-2009, 07:55

Originally Posted by Wakizashi

I'm not sure how I want to die. But I am sure, that I want them to harvest my brain, and put it into a Giant Robot of Death.

Awesome.

I'd like to die suddenly and unexpectedly.....like being hit by lightening or maybe slipping and hitting my head against something hard, but only after I've completed 70.

**Monk** · 06-22-2009, 08:58

The five terms offered defied definition even by urban dictionary's standards... which is impressive. Due to having no idea what any of the words used by kids these days mean, I'm afraid I can't vote until some sort of definitions are offered...

How would I like to die? I wanna be encased in the Phantom Zone. Sure, I'll be doomed to an existence of hurling through space in an uncontrolled manner, but at least I'll be seeing the galaxy on someone else's cash.

**Beefy187** · 06-22-2009, 09:06

Not sure if its a option, but I want to die playing too much tetris.

**naut** · 06-22-2009, 10:25

Death by Gah!

**Quintus.JC** · 06-22-2009, 15:38

Originally Posted by Beefy187

Not sure if its a option, but I want to die playing too much tetris.

Try the strange case of Lee Seung Seop.

A quick and pointless death is the one for me.

**KukriKhan** · 06-23-2009, 01:26

Originally Posted by Monk

The five terms offered defied definition even by urban dictionary's standards... which is impressive. Due to having no idea what any of the words used by kids these days mean, I'm afraid I can't vote until some sort of definitions are offered...

How would I like to die? I wanna be encased in the Phantom Zone. Sure, I'll be doomed to an existence of hurling through space in an uncontrolled manner, but at least I'll be seeing the galaxy on someone else's cash.

He got 'em from Here.

My preference: sitting on an autumn hillside with my wife, watching the sunset, we quietly deciding "we're done" and falling asleep forever.

Many, many years from now. :)

**Monk** · 06-23-2009, 05:18

Originally Posted by KukriKhan

He got 'em from Here.

What's the worst way to die? Reading that website. Those puns are hazardous.

**Aemilius Paulus** · 06-22-2009, 23:00

Originally Posted by Whacker

I want to leave this world the same way I entered it; naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

Hmmm, sounds like something similar to the way Gaesatae Celtic Gaulish warriors die... From Europa Barbarorum. Naked Fanatics of RTW, but uncensored, on drugs, and the equivalent of the vanilla Berserkers in EB in their relative power. Or Galatikoi Tindanotae, the Galatian equivalent of Gaesatae.