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Noddy The Beefy Egg 01:32 06-22-2009

which is the best way to die? vote! No swearing in this thread

Hooahguy 02:24 06-22-2009

explain, please?

King Jan III Sobieski 02:32 06-22-2009

Um... in my sleep at the age of 118 after leading a healthy and productive life?

Hooahguy 02:36 06-22-2009

bah. 120 for me.

pevergreen 03:55 06-22-2009

"On a pile on money, surrounded by many many beautiful women."

or

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

Whacker 04:51 06-22-2009

I want to leave this world the same way I entered it; naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

miotas 05:38 06-22-2009

I wanna die after getting bitten on the bum by a redback in an outhouse. What could be a more aussie way to go?

And on my headstone I want the words "He's dead now" just so everyone's sure, and the songs at my funeral shall be "It's a long way to the top" and "highway to hell" just to confuse people.

Samurai Waki 06:30 06-22-2009

I'm not sure how I want to die. But I am sure, that I want them to harvest my brain, and put it into a Giant Robot of Death.

rajpoot 07:55 06-22-2009

Originally Posted by Wakizashi:
I'm not sure how I want to die. But I am sure, that I want them to harvest my brain, and put it into a Giant Robot of Death.

Awesome.

I'd like to die suddenly and unexpectedly.....like being hit by lightening or maybe slipping and hitting my head against something hard, but only after I've completed 70.

Monk 08:58 06-22-2009

The five terms offered defied definition even by urban dictionary's standards... which is impressive. Due to having no idea what any of the words used by kids these days mean, I'm afraid I can't vote until some sort of definitions are offered...

How would I like to die? I wanna be encased in the Phantom Zone. Sure, I'll be doomed to an existence of hurling through space in an uncontrolled manner, but at least I'll be seeing the galaxy on someone else's cash.

Beefy187 09:06 06-22-2009

Not sure if its a option, but I want to die playing too much tetris.

naut 10:25 06-22-2009

Death by Gah!

cmacq 11:33 06-22-2009

death by swing-set

Hosakawa Tito 11:48 06-22-2009

I'd prefer to die in my sleep.

Ethelred Unread 12:59 06-22-2009

Either with 1 kg of coke and 3 Brazilian supermodels aged ninety,

or

In bed aged ninety, surrounded by grieving grandchildren.

rajpoot 13:20 06-22-2009

Originally Posted by Ethelred Unread:
Either with 1 kg of coke and 3 Brazilian supermodels aged ninety,

First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....

Then I realised how weird that would be...

rasoforos 15:02 06-22-2009

Er...I don't want to die.

If I have to then I want it to be in my sleep or a heart attack or something sudden. Nothing that will take too much time.

Banquo's Ghost 15:20 06-22-2009

I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Quintus.JC 15:38 06-22-2009

Originally Posted by Beefy187:
Not sure if its a option, but I want to die playing too much tetris.

Try the strange case of Lee Seung Seop.

A quick and pointless death is the one for me.

A Very Super Market 15:44 06-22-2009

I suppose falling through mid-air for quite a while (Giving me time to think about things) and then landing on someone important.

CountArach 15:45 06-22-2009

I want to die at 120 having been a burden on society from the age of 80.

Cute Wolf 20:18 06-22-2009

I didn't want to die... I want to life forever...

Samurai Waki 21:42 06-22-2009

Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost:
I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy.

EDIT: Or was it Fuzzy Memories?

Aemilius Paulus 23:00 06-22-2009

Originally Posted by Whacker:
I want to leave this world the same way I entered it; naked, screaming, and covered in someone else's blood.

Hmmm, sounds like something similar to the way Gaesatae Celtic Gaulish warriors die... From Europa Barbarorum. Naked Fanatics of RTW, but uncensored, on drugs, and the equivalent of the vanilla Berserkers in EB in their relative power. Or Galatikoi Tindanotae, the Galatian equivalent of Gaesatae.

Hooahguy 01:09 06-23-2009

quiet AP... youre confusing them...

KukriKhan 01:26 06-23-2009

Originally Posted by Monk:
The five terms offered defied definition even by urban dictionary's standards... which is impressive. Due to having no idea what any of the words used by kids these days mean, I'm afraid I can't vote until some sort of definitions are offered...

How would I like to die? I wanna be encased in the Phantom Zone. Sure, I'll be doomed to an existence of hurling through space in an uncontrolled manner, but at least I'll be seeing the galaxy on someone else's cash.

He got 'em from Here.

My preference: sitting on an autumn hillside with my wife, watching the sunset, we quietly deciding "we're done" and falling asleep forever.

Many, many years from now. :)

Beefy187 03:06 06-23-2009

Originally Posted by Quintus.JC:
Try the strange case of Lee Seung Seop.

A quick and pointless death is the one for me.

Yea I heard about him.
Poor fellow. Judging from his situation of being fired and all, he was probebly depressed.
At least he died doing things he loved.

Monk 05:18 06-23-2009

Originally Posted by KukriKhan:
He got 'em from Here.

What's the worst way to die? Reading that website. Those puns are hazardous.

Kurando 07:47 06-23-2009

I want to die in the ring, boxing against a prizefighting kangaroo.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read:

Ethelred Unread 08:24 06-23-2009

Originally Posted by india:
First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....
Then I realised how weird that would be...

Ach - and I used to be an English teacher too!

Three 90 yr old Brazilian supermodels would certainly be heart attack inducing.

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