1000 ways to die

**Ethelred Unread** · 06-22-2009, 12:59

Either with 1 kg of coke and 3 Brazilian supermodels aged ninety,

or

In bed aged ninety, surrounded by grieving grandchildren.

**rajpoot** · 06-22-2009, 13:20

Originally Posted by Ethelred Unread

Either with 1 kg of coke and 3 Brazilian supermodels aged ninety,

First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....

Then I realised how weird that would be...

**rasoforos** · 06-22-2009, 15:02

Er...I don't want to die.

If I have to then I want it to be in my sleep or a heart attack or something sudden. Nothing that will take too much time.

**Banquo's Ghost** · 06-22-2009, 15:20

I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers.

**Samurai Waki** · 06-22-2009, 21:42

Originally Posted by Banquo's Ghost

I would like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather - not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Deep Thoughts By Jack Handy.

EDIT: Or was it Fuzzy Memories?

**Ethelred Unread** · 06-23-2009, 08:24

Originally Posted by india

First I read it, what I got that you wanted three ninety year old Brazilian super models.....

Then I realised how weird that would be...

Ach - and I used to be an English teacher too!

Three 90 yr old Brazilian supermodels would certainly be heart attack inducing.

**Reverend Joe** · 06-24-2009, 05:43

A gallon of Wild Turkey, a shotgun with plenty of ammo and a red Camaro with a full tank of gas.

Ain't no other way.

**Cronos Impera** · 06-24-2009, 06:29

I can bet on my wage that I'm never going to die.

**I of the Storm** · 06-24-2009, 15:02

Either quick and unnoticed by me, like in my sleep

or

standing upright for the last time and shot/stabbed by a decent man, eyes locked.

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