Don't mention the axe throwing, we, errh, "lost" several 3D modelers who "volunteered" as axe collectors...

Campaign AIs, eh? Swop you three AIs for photos of male Spanish academics dressed as Boudicca at a weekend conference on Iron Age archaeology. Those and a very, very interesting monograph entitled "Camels and Sexual Mores of Late Republican Legionaries: The Evidence". Comes with pictures.