The U.S. Health Care Debate

[Ariovistus Maximus]

YOU ARE JUST LIKE US, YOU ARE NO DIFFERENT AND YOU MUST DO WHAT WE DO OTHERWISE YOU ARE ALL FOOLS.

Of COURSE!

See, it's like this:

1. I am a well-informed, thoughtful, reasonable person; under no circumstances am I EVER biased.

2. All people have the same life experiences. Therefore, anyone who disagrees with me is wrong.

3. Thus, if someone disagrees with me, I KNOW that there is SOMETHING wrong with them. They are probably infirm.

4. I must deign to grace all such persons with my hightened level of intellect. It is my duty as God's gift to mankind.

5. All people who do not recognize these FACTS must have alterior motives. They are not to be trusted.

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OK, so the reality is that this could describe everybody.