Newb Looking for a shooter

[Fragony]

No One Lives Forever I and II.

First is my favorite shooter ever, second didn't do it for me.

and of course, you look like you need a monkey.

If you want a genuinely hilarious game get NOLF, I still like the graphics they are sharp and clean. You WILL laugh out loud, and the gameplay is amazing. It has all the flair of a B-movie from the sixties, lovingly mocks it, and kicks butt as a game.