What to do with the Romans?

**Jebivjetar** · 07-03-2009, 12:15

Originally Posted by Cute Wolf

I don't think so, because if u do that, they will also get those arabian desert area...

Maybe throwing them to Ireland was better than this... but then, sending them back to Troy and let them rebuild Paris' home and try to molest a Hellen again... so we could make a new Trojan horse for them...

But Ireland is a beautiful country: those dirty barbarians dont deserve to live there, nor in Troy. Btw im sure that they werent sons of Eneas at all: they just wanted to legitimate themselves as a beings with civilised roots, so they wrote those myths and lied about themselves... those hypocrites

I change my mind (youre right about arabian desert: they dont deserve even that): SO WIPE THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE!!

**mountaingoat** · 07-03-2009, 13:12

i guess you could put them on britain .. if the AI for romans is anything like the casse , they should sit outside the rebel towns with full stacks for 2000000 years.

**satalexton** · 07-03-2009, 13:21

nono, the men serve as excellent rollers for transporting marble, saving the precious timber for sarrisae-making.

The women on the other hand, are only good for animal feed, I tried breeding them in pens using a hog... I had no luck whatsoever.

**Cute Wolf** · 07-03-2009, 13:27

Originally Posted by satalexton

The women on the other hand, are only good for animal feed, I tried breeding them in pens using a hog... I had no luck whatsoever.

guess you are a really bad sexist sax!

Roman MEN does deserve the toil, but those women deserve something better to become a wife of Hellenes, Karthadast, or even Keltoi men... so there would be no more Romans

**tls5669** · 07-03-2009, 13:40

Originally Posted by satalexton

nono, the men serve as excellent rollers for transporting marble, saving the precious timber for sarrisae-making.

The women on the other hand, are only good for animal feed, I tried breeding them in pens using a hog... I had no luck whatsoever.

Oh no the Roman women are coming with me, I need a bigger harem anyways.

**Centurio Nixalsverdrus** · 07-03-2009, 16:11

Originally Posted by satalexton

nono, the men serve as excellent rollers for transporting marble, saving the precious timber for sarrisae-making.

They can also serve as self-propelled provision for the Makedonian troops.

**Celtic_Punk** · 07-03-2009, 17:26

I suppose none of you knew that all those women were stolen too... Romulus had a MASSIVE party and invited all the surrounding villages at the time to dine in what became Rome... They then sent people to those villages whose men were in Roma... AND STOLE ALL THEIR WOMEN! Now thats what I call sneaky.

EDIT: Which is why you should rape, pillage, and defile their village!