Best. Book. Evar.

**pevergreen** · 07-02-2009, 23:31

Originally Posted by Wakizashi

Reminds me of Peter Griffin's Novel "The Hot Chick who was Italian, or maybe some kind of Spanish."

the other best book ever.

**Reverend Joe** · 07-03-2009, 00:14

Has anyone else seen the cover? What the crap?

...Beer and crack, I swear to god. It's the only explanation.

**Lord Winter** · 07-03-2009, 00:17

I'm going with crappy photoshop skills more then anything else.

**Watchman** · 07-03-2009, 01:05

And plagiarism. That Cylon-football thingy looks an awful lot like a copyright infringement suit (or somesuch) in the making.

**Reverend Joe** · 07-03-2009, 01:08

Originally Posted by Watchman

And plagiarism. That Cylon-football thingy looks an awful lot like a copyright infringement suit (or somesuch) in the making.

That "cylon-footbal thingie" would be the spaceship from 2001.

**Prodigal** · 07-03-2009, 14:50

Originally Posted by Reverend Joe

Has anyone else seen the cover? What the crap?

...Beer and crack, I swear to god. It's the only explanation.

Now you see maybe you're not too far off, looks like the evil cylon ball has 3 docking ports, these are obviously to hook up with the cylinder of DOOM. Since the year 2000, aliens in human form have been using the space shuttle to ferry all the worlds booze & drugs to the cylinder of DOOM where its being sythetically modified for the evil cylon ball people to imbibe, this will bring them out of their century long torpor...Just long enough for them to save one human, (D.M.Courtney! They are evil after all), before they destroy earth!

Now wtf are the publishers? I'm gonna get paid!

**Lemur** · 07-04-2009, 05:36

Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat

The-Mountain-Three-Wolf-T-Shirt apparel

Study the shirt and read the review by B. Govern "Bee-Dot-Govern" (New Jersey, USA), and the Deep Superculture of the United States reveals itself.

I hear the ladies can't get enough of hot studs in moon shirts:

**Mouzafphaerre** · 07-04-2009, 09:13

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Originally Posted by Beskar

Reminds me of Harry Potter.

Originally Posted by Caravel

Originally Posted by Beskar

Reminds me of Harry Potter.

It's a clear level above Harry Potter...

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**Prodigal** · 07-04-2009, 10:18

The following is from the BBC web site:

"When I put this T-shirt on for the first time, my wife left me! Thank you, Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt,"
another said that
"the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength... and I have successfully solved 7 crimes in my city".

Amazon's senior manager of community content, Russell Dicker, said the T-shirt was currently the top selling item in their clothing store.

"The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt recently moved up 2,300% in sales rank," he said. "We are grateful that our reviewers are so passionate."

Publicity shy

However, the firm which actually makes the T-shirt appeared less than pleased at some of the comments.

"The Mountain is a wholesale company and does not sell shirts on Amazon, so this viral assault went under our radar until the shirt made it into the top 10 in the Amazon apparel section," they said in a posting on the Amazon site.

"We appreciate humour as much as the next company, but we don't approve of some of the remarks.

"Not everyone can start out at the top and not everyone from our neck of the woods lives in a trailer or cruises Walmart to hook up."

**Lemur** · 07-04-2009, 15:47

I guess we're a little late to the Three Wolf Moon party; by the time the New York Times has written it up, it's jumping the shark. (Or nuking the fridge, if you will.)