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I am hypnotized, and think I may have to purchase this masterpiece. Behold! Moon People! If you find it hard to believe that this is the bestest book evar, two sample pages are below the tag. Read them and listen to your brain exploding.
I know, you're stunned by the quality of the writing. Check out the author's biography to learn where this level of genius comes from.
I haven't admired an author this much since I read Guy N. Smith's Crabs on the Rampage.
Last edited by Lemur; 07-02-2009 at 01:08.
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I must say, the style and the quality of the writing are reminiscent of 'Plateforme', the latest book by Houellebecq.
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It's still not as good as my poetry.
At the end of the day politics is just trash compared to the Gospel.
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Hey, I need something to read when I'm on the can.
"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose." *Jim Elliot*
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brilliant.
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The people that gave the book such good reviews on Amazon surely share the stellar mental abilities of the author. They seem to high for me though.
Really, in what for a country do you live where people can actually earn money with writing such a crap that somebody whose mother tongue is not English (me) could do much better? Don't they even employ people who control the authors' grammar and spelling? Really, the decline of American language and culture is already at hand. Frankly, it's already long delayed.
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I can think of a better use for that paper whilst on the can .... That's published work?? Gah.Originally Posted by Hosakawa Tito
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
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10 min in MS paint and a little mean-spirited fun.
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
My major is not English but even for my untrained eyes this was an abomination of literature. I'm sure there's many more errors in this piece, i just looked for structural, logic and capitalization problems.
Last edited by Monk; 07-02-2009 at 00:19.
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Still better than Twilight.
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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Reminds me of Harry Potter.
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"Men of Quality do not fear Equality." | "Belief doesn't change facts. Facts, if you are reasonable, should change your beliefs."
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It's a clear level above Harry Potter...
“The majestic equality of the laws prohibits the rich and the poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets and stealing bread.” - Anatole France
"The law is like a spider’s web. The small are caught, and the great tear it up.” - Anacharsis
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The scary thing is - obviously the making fun of this book got enough people interested to lift the book up to #525 in Amazon's books sales rank...
EDIT: OMG - the bad sentence structure is contagious...
Last edited by Ser Clegane; 07-02-2009 at 10:50. Reason: Got Dale-M-Courtney-disease
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Maybe that is indeed the best book ever but maybe not as well
Last edited by Fragony; 07-02-2009 at 11:13.
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Has anyone else seen the cover? What the crap?
...Beer and crack, I swear to god. It's the only explanation.
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I'm going with crappy photoshop skills more then anything else.
When it occurs to a man that nature does not regard him as important and that she feels she would not maim the universe by disposing of him, he at first wishes to throw bricks at the temple, and he hates deeply the fact that there are no bricks and no temples
-Stephen Crane
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And plagiarism. That Cylon-football thingy looks an awful lot like a copyright infringement suit (or somesuch) in the making.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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That "cylon-footbal thingie" would be the spaceship from 2001.
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Now you see maybe you're not too far off, looks like the evil cylon ball has 3 docking ports, these are obviously to hook up with the cylinder of DOOM. Since the year 2000, aliens in human form have been using the space shuttle to ferry all the worlds booze & drugs to the cylinder of DOOM where its being sythetically modified for the evil cylon ball people to imbibe, this will bring them out of their century long torpor...Just long enough for them to save one human, (D.M.Courtney! They are evil after all), before they destroy earth!Has anyone else seen the cover? What the crap?
...Beer and crack, I swear to god. It's the only explanation.
Now wtf are the publishers? I'm gonna get paid!
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