The Prince of Wales

[HoreTore]

More to the point, how does your wife react when you talk about octosquid in French?

Fortunately, I'm single.

On the other hand, if you do move to France, you'll be walking around town with a hard-on constantly. Might make social functions a bit, shall we say, problematic...

I said he woke up, not that he was ready for business

[Pannonian]

Fortunately, I'm single.

For some reason, I read "willie" as "wife". Some might say that it's evidence that, when browsing, people see the first and last letters of a word and fill in the rest automatically. Some might say that there's some other unconscious meaning to it.