Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[Death is yonder]

So are you still playing? Cause it would be really fun if you divulged everything after you resigned

And that is NOT a challenge

[White_eyes:D]

I am going to sell out Beskar but I will have no choice but to give-up Syria


@DIY:I haven't lost yet, but the NPC's are making me wish I had quit...
After the game's over I can reveal everthing about NATO/WARSAW actions that I know....YLC's are probably the most hardest to get... I still have no idea how he toke Hungry without me knowing?? (But he is always sneaky...)

[Death is yonder]

I'd just like to say that I wouldn't be surprised if Czechoslovakia marches into Moscow and following that, takes over the world

[TheFlax]

Edit:I mean Beskar and TheFlax have not helped me....and I basically owe them nothing

Very empty threat as you have absolutely nothing on Pakistan, everything you know about us is widely known in the international community.

[Caius]

I'd just like to say that I wouldn't be surprised if Czechoslovakia marches into Moscow and following that, takes over the world

Neither would I.

[Greyblades]

Kind of an over reaction.

I don't see that as historical, or balanced when there seems to be no repercussions from hungary.

Hungary is a member of the Warsaw pact so NATO will not get peeved off if theyre attacked by their allies. Heck they would be more likely to celebrate it.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I have returned! an interesting development in south africa but not unexpected. I will study the situation more in depth later.

[Beskar]

I am going to sell out Beskar

Iran tells Turkey to monitor it's threats carefully.

[Askthepizzaguy]

WITH CDF RETURNED, I NOW FORMALLY RENOUNCE MY BRITISH WAYS.

Cue the music.

I, Askthepizzaguy, do solemnly swear that I will never again wear bowler hats or a pin striped suit, carry a newspaper under my arm and a long open umbrella, while walking my bulldog and commenting on the Royal family and... ugh... the weather. I promise that I shall never again eat food without flavor, or keep a stiff upper lip, or ride a double decker bus, or drink warm beer. I shall never say "cheerio" or "terribly" or "spiffing" or "splendid", and I swear upon my immortal soul that I SHALL NEVER SPELL "COLOR" WITH A "U" EVER AGAIN!!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

USA!! USA!! USA!!

This was my 9000th post.

[Greyblades]

We brits dont do most of those either.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I was kind of expecting more to happen while I was away.....

[Askthepizzaguy]

We brits dont do most of those either.

I literally had to look up "English stereotypes" because I couldn't think of too many. Don't blame me, blame Google.

[A Very Super Market]

What about the pizza mafia?

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I have a question about why Botswana and Mozambique have gotten involved in this?

and why the have I attacked Botswana?

[Language please - GH]

[Greyblades]

They didnt like south america to begin with and when they saw the south africans getting thrashed they went land grabbing.
Edit: Whoops that was supposed to be africa not america.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

ahhhh, now I understand.

Now, returning in character,

Britain is glad that the liberation of the south African people has gone so well. We believe that with there fall it would be best for the 3 liberating nations to begin talks about our plans for the administration of its territory. Hopefully we can reach an agreement that we will all find suitable. as soon as this is done The British government will begin funding a massive reconstruction of the area's under our jurisdiction.

(how exactly shall we go about that? do I get to talk with the two NPC nations?)

Also, East Germany's invasion is quite troubling, and Britain Wishes for it to be made known that if they do not Withdraw, we will have to take action. However we do not think it will come to that, Britain believe Diplomacy will rule the day.

Britain finds it humorous that Even other Warsaw nations appear to be opposed to the Czechs actions in Hungary. Perhaps they should try being more of a like mind.

[Beefy187]

WITH CDF RETURNED, I NOW FORMALLY RENOUNCE MY BRITISH WAYS.

Cue the music.

I, Askthepizzaguy, do solemnly swear that I will never again wear bowler hats or a pin striped suit, carry a newspaper under my arm and a long open umbrella, while walking my bulldog and commenting on the Royal family and... ugh... the weather. I promise that I shall never again eat food without flavor, or keep a stiff upper lip, or ride a double decker bus, or drink warm beer. I shall never say "cheerio" or "terribly" or "spiffing" or "splendid", and I swear upon my immortal soul that I SHALL NEVER SPELL "COLOR" WITH A "U" EVER AGAIN!!!!

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

USA!! USA!! USA!!

This was my 9000th post.

Colour sounds better though

Congrats for your 9000 posts

[White_eyes:D]

Well...Beskar is boned unless he gives up Iraq I can't start a war for three years....

Edit: and it all could have been avoided had you backed me up(secretly)....but now it's too late, how fun with the Anti-MEC

[Beskar]

No, the MEC got ripped up because of your deliberate warmongering. We said for you to diplomatically engage with Syria. Not bomb it.

You did and turned the whole Middle East against us.

[White_eyes:D]

No, the MEC got ripped up because of your deliberate warmongering. We said for you to diplomatically engage with Syria. Not bomb it.

You did and turned the whole Middle East against us.

The Middle East was upset because you declared war at the same time I did....other wise they would have backed-down (from Greyblades himself) They now have half my army and coming to get you I can't hold out any longer.... but you could have helped rather then watch me get wiped out by several countries

[Beskar]

You knew about Iraq long before Syria, so don't use that argument. Also I had justification, you just invaded. Your last minute Syria invasion was of your own making and as you said:

other wise they would have backed-down (from Greyblades himself)

aka, you shouldn't have invaded and ruined the plans we were working on together, for a diplomatic union.

[White_eyes:D]

Does it matter?? "He said, she said" Is not going to stop the "Anti-MEC" even though MEC is gone...I tied to sign a cease-fire with them, countless times. They want nothing more then the Status Quo returned... (Why they jacked my army's)

[Death is yonder]

Then naturally in the interest of your welfare, you should have let the Status Quo return, and be rather happy that they did not deign to press the matter and demand more, as they are in a position to do so now.

[Greyblades]

Just for reference, the anti MEC, as you call them, consider the old Iran-Iraq border as part of the Status-Quo aswell.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Hey Greyblades, So would it be possible to open up talks with Mozambique and Botswana about the fate of South africa's land?

[Greyblades]

Mozambique: "Its our land and thats final"
Botswania: "I'm with him"

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

........ They do realize I could just invade them to right? All I want to do is divide this up fairly, but if they want to be then hey, maybe I will be too........ Try to do a nice things and what do you get..... Lousy layabouts. I am going to ask them ONE more time.

South africa was one of the greatest sub Saharan powers in africa, and I just owned them. They should not try my patience.

[ULC]

Czechoslovakia compares Turkey to Chaos - both are loud and both run around in circles.

Czechoslovakia does not know why Turkey's run around in circles loudly, since it is not very intelligent nor productive. This must be why humans run governments.

Czechoslovakia hopes humans run the government in Turkey as well...

[Death is yonder]

........ They do realize I could just invade them to right? All I want to do is divide this up fairly, but if they want to be then hey, maybe I will be too........ Try to do a nice things and what do you get..... Lousy layabouts. I am going to ask them ONE more time.

South africa was one of the greatest sub Saharan powers in africa, and I just owned them. They should not try my patience.

Are you just going to keep making more pretexts for war?

Its so thinly disguised, that Russia is getting annoyed and wondering if we should... liberate... some of your land.

[Greyblades]

........ They do realize I could just invade them to right? All I want to do is divide this up fairly, but if they want to be then hey, maybe I will be too........ Try to do a nice things and what do you get..... Lousy layabouts. I am going to ask them ONE more time.

South africa was one of the greatest sub Saharan powers in africa, and I just owned them. They should not try my patience.

"You have only 30 odd Battalions left, we have 50"
"And if you attack us first NATO wont come running when you alienate the entire southern stretch of africa."