Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

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edit:
It disappeared.... or was it ever here to begin with?

[Greyblades]

I am not sure anymore. I heard from Caius two days ago, but it was a short message. Blackadder I have not heard from (he may be around though, not sure). And Roadkill has not said anything the entire game. Ignoramus only just got in the game, and I am not sure he even got his Role PM yet (he may have and just not said anything, I am not sure). Ichigo I have not heard from either.


This is part of the reason I am tempted to join the NAP, They are pretty much ALL active.
Plus, NATO is pretty much falling apart, it is just me, USA, France, and Japan who have done anything to help everyone.

Edit: that sounds fine to me China, and I expected it fully.

Ignoramus got his afew days ago.

[Centurion1]

Please tell me you are joking atpg

Oh and drizzit bring this to a pm this needs to be discussed privately.

[Beskar]

The Middle-East situation is stupid. For one, Saudi Arabia, Eygpt, Syria and Turkey basically killed eachothers armies, they haven't got an army to fight with. Jordan has a puny army. Why would Jordan even join in the war anyway? Why would they attack Iran, when only Turkey attacked people without provocation?

Only a few of the NAP members joined in, because of Turkey turning around to attack Iran. Aka, a NATO member trying to invade.

Also, why are they attacking me when Israel just destroyed the Dome of the Rock, the holy of the holiest sites of the Muslim faith, but rather try to invade me, who was trying to overthrow Saddam Hussein who used chemical weapons and annexed the state of Kuwait.

Iran petitions NATO to remove Turkey from it's Alliance for more unprovoked action against neutral members.

[Centurion1]

Beskar, asking someone to be kicked out of NATO is like asking two people to do so.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Yes turkey has been all across the map. If we are still keeping track of trade partners he just got crossed off my list.

[Askthepizzaguy]

It looks like Turkey's Goose is cooked. He tends to Duck criticism, and if you call him a Chicken he will say "Nene", for in battle he was shot by a Rifleman and he got a Greenish Puffleg; he's no Helmeted Manakin. As for being abandoned by his middle eastern friends, he feels a Little Bittern. His admirers call him the Cock-of-the-rock, while his enemies dismiss him as a Pygmy Tyrant, even a Cuckoo or a Common Babbler, but none have dared suggest he's a Masked Woodswallow, because then they would be eating Crow.

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I wrote this bad joke on a Lark.

[Centurion1]

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BRAVO, OH GOOD SHOW SIR. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIC

[Greyblades]

Also, why are they attacking me when Israel just destroyed the Dome of the Rock, the holy of the holiest sites of the Muslim faith, but rather try to invade me, who was trying to overthrow Saddam Hussein who used chemical weapons and annexed the state of Kuwait.

In defense of the NPC's I have to point out that if they started attacking Israel for a terrorist's actions then they would be attacking the USA's Poster boy in the middle east, with little provocation, while theyre allready fighting a war. Theyre NPC's but they arent suicidal.

[A Very Super Market]

He's like an even more obscure version of Gene Shalit.

The US doesn't seem like they're doing much at all.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

which means GO ISRAEL!

[Beskar]

We all know who is going to rule the Middle East. Israel!

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

A more serious message. I believe that the USA should be looking very carefully at Turkey's Membership to NATO. His actions have been warmongering and frankly, ridiculous.

[White_eyes:D]

I didn't invade Beskar I can't declare war for three years....and I lost to them because you guys basically left me out to dry...

I can't invade or declare war on anyone, to do so would mean I would be wiped out by the NPC's and everyone else

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

here is the table of events.

1. You invade Syria without telling anyone, and if Beskar is telling the Truth then they even told you not to
2. You pretty much own Syria, But both Egypt and Saudi Arabia attack you
3. They start owning you, you do not simply give up Syria and fall back to your borders, as would be prudent. (if you did so and they continued attacking we would have helped out)
4. You sign a deal with the devil that turns you on your former allies, WHO WARNED YOU NOT TO ATTACK SYRIA!


Blaming this on any of your allies is a msitake Turkey. You made your choice, and it was the wrong one.

This entire war started because you would not listen to reason

[Centurion1]

Hmmm, maybe you would not have this problem white eyes, if you had not randomly declared war on a NPC like you are the AI of a TW game, lol

[White_eyes:D]

Beskar told me to "Handle it" because, I told him I would deal with Syria...how was I to know the NPC's would be that aggressive?

Hoesntly....there is nothing I can do now..
Just sit back and wait for an invasion... I would have attack Russia which would force him to conquer me but I can't even do that

[Centurion1]

Stop whining about russia. God, why are you so worried they attack you. Everyone knows, that the first player to attack another HUMAN player will be ganged up on.

[Beskar]

The most reliable News Source in the Middle-East...

Dome of the Rock destoryed! Muslims in Uproar in Spirit of Jihad! NPC nations don't care and Turkey disappointed by size of blast!

After the bombing of the Dome of the Rock, the Iran, Pakistan, India and pretty much every player nation is in uproar about the incident. The Muslim world is foaming at the mouth with vast majorities calling for a jihad against Israel and any supporters, but many of the Middle Eastern nations and Turkey don't care. Aljazeera goes to see why.

Reporter: "Greetings President of Turkey, what do you think of this matter?"
the camera switches to the Turkish president with a dead child on a plate, using knife and fork to eat it.
Turkish President: "Rather disappointing, using dynamite. I mean, they could have done it better. Maybe some SCUD missiles, a nuke, make a big fireworks show, it is frankly an embarrassment to Israel that they can't even destroy the building with style."
As the president finishes the sentence, a woman with a screaming child enters the room.
"Sir, she won't stop crying"
"Agh, just throw her in the pot and stew her for tomorrow.... ok where was I..."
Reporter: "That is all we have time for."

The nations of Eygpt, Saudia Arabia, and Syria declined to comment other than random mumblings of "Brains....."


NATO-power Turkey declares war on Iran, member of the NAP!

In a startling turn of events, the NATO power Turkey declared war on Iran. The two were once powers seeking mutual friendly relations when Turkey unprovoked attacked Syria, receiving world wide condemnation, also souring relations with Iran.

After declaring war on the Middle East, Turkey was assualted by the zombie horde of various NPC nations, Turkey decided to play chicken and run back to it's borders and want peace. After various talks of Halaa Brainmeal, Turkey decided to declare war and attack the Islamic Republic of Iran for territorial expansion, which caused Iran to request assistance from the great nations of Pakistan, India and China to send battalions to support Iran.


Turkey bombs Pakistan, trying to pose as Iran. Locals comment "Do we look that stupid?"

Al Jazeera goes down to the site of the bombing in Pakistan where the bombing takes place. The reporter finds some locals.
Reporter: "Greetings, what are your opinions on this incident?"
Local: "I think they must think we are stupid. Iran has been a very loyal ally to Pakistan and recently called for help to us, when Turkey attacked and now they bomb us, attempting to say Iran did it? Do we think just because we aren't up to their ladedah Western ideals, that we bury our heads in the sand?"
Reporter: "How are you sure they were Turkish?"
Local: "Well, they kept flapping their wings going 'gobble gobble', running away from our halaa butchers then decided to put on some Iranian uniforms and blow themselves up. There are Turkey feathers everywhere. How isn't it obvious?"
Reporter: Thank you, that is all we have time for and have a Happy Thanksgiving.


Zombie Horde breaks Ceasefire agreement, Syria declares war and Jordan joins in for the Bad-boy Image to get girls.

In startling news, the zombie horde joins in alliance with Turkey, breaks ceasefire, and decides to attack Iran with Syria headless dessert camal riders and Jordan "just because". Al jazerra goes to the frontline of the Zombie Horde and after our 4 first reporters got their brains eaten,. they were full enough to leave the 5th alone.

Reporter: "Greetings, what we don't understand in Al Jazeera is that Syria, Saudi Arabia, Eygpt and Turkey have been slaughtering eachother for the past year, now decided to band together."
Soldiers: *blank stare, drizzle of spit running down half decomposed mouth*
Reporter: Alright, you from Jordan, why did you decide to join in?
Jordan Soldier: "Well, Iran spoke to us about peace agreements and truces in the past. I know they are doing the good thing and doing the good fight in overthrowing Saddam for the Iraqi people, but the thing is, no one likes good guys and after all, the bad guys always get the chicks, if you know what I mean, so I will be returning home to my 70 virgins.
Reporter: So you think Iran is the goodytooshoes and you just want girls with a bad boy routine?"
Jordan Soldier: "Pretty much, there is no reason at all for us to be here otherwise, if anything, we would support Iran.
Reporter: Thank you for speaking to us, now I will have to run... ... ahhh!"
*Reporter gets chased by the Zombie Horde*

[Beskar]

Beskar told me to "Handle it" because, I told him I would deal with Syria...how was I to know the NPC's would be that aggressive?

Yes, I told you to handle it diplomatically with you asking them to join the MEC, not to just unprovoke decide to attack them. It is all your fault, thus your responsibility. You are a dirty war monger and even decide to declare war on Iran, for no reason at all.

[Greyblades]

Subtle

[White_eyes:D]

I guess I just hate how everyone blames me for there problems
I made a mistake attacking Syria But somehow...I am a bad guy for saving my country from a bunch of bloodthirsty Jihadists?

And no...NATO would not have helped...GB is active...but USA is not... Makes the game pretty tame with no USA

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I would have helped if you had withdrawn from Syria and were defending your actual borders. If they still attacked you I would have been all over them.

[White_eyes:D]

It is all your fault, thus your responsibility. You are a dirty war monger and even decide to declare war on Iran, for no reason at all.

I didn't declare war on you.... My forces are there but my country didn't declare war on you...*Check the write-up*

Rub it in...I asked everyone what I should do....BOOM, I am told whatever I want so I choose to save my country...I don't regret it

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Honestly I thought you could take them Did not think you would lose most of your army like you did.

[Greyblades]

And no...NATO would not have helped...GB is active...but USA is not... Makes the game pretty tame with no USA

I'm going to send him a PM.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I think he is still around, just not like every day.

[White_eyes:D]

I would have helped if you had withdrawn from Syria and were defending your actual borders. If they still attacked you I would have been all over them.

You had your own problems with South Africa...I didn't want you or me to waste anymore troops fighting a war we couldn't win

[Beskar]

I didn't declare war on you.... My forces are there but my country didn't declare war on you...*Check the write-up*

Rub it in...I asked everyone what I should do....BOOM, I am told whatever I want so I choose to save my country...I don't regret it

Sending troops on an offensive is an act of war, so yes, you have declared war on me.

[Centurion1]

You have a defeatist attitude. I offered you help but you never accepted.