Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[Askthepizzaguy]

I'd do it now, but Greyblades has to approve it anyway. If he's sleeping, so am I because it's 5am my time. I'll get it when I wake up in the morning.

[Death is yonder]

Ah, so true, it is a freak of nature for a russian to be witty. They simply do not have the ability to make jokes in a secretive manner.

Ah! The joys of WIFOM! The fresh vintage from Russian vineyards

A Russian not capable of secrecy? We can be secret if we want to, but things that are in the open are left out in the open sometimes...

*sigh* it must be fun to just be able to declare neutrality......... Frankly I am jealous of you all.

I'm not!

now I feel a bit suspenseful. I wonder what is going to happen.....

Russia, you better not be attacking!

Attacking? Why would I be so foolish as to attack you. This is the Cold War! Not the Boston Tea Party!


*whistles innocently*

[Centurion1]

I just want to point out that any attack by a major player with nuclear weapons on another player with nukes will be dealt with by whatever means necessary........

[Death is yonder]

China obviously doesn't have nuclear weapons, if it did, it would suddenly realize that the nuclear items in the Country PM stipulate that unauthorized usage of nukes would likely result in the guy in charge being thrown out of office by frenzied military generals fearful of Edit: NUCLEAR retaliation. Surely it would be rather... silly... to do that unprovoked? Mutually Assured Destruction, they call it.

And I don't state this mockingly, but as matter of fact.

Hence you understand why all talks and threats about nukes are just... bold talk

America! Declare Defcon 1 !!11!!1!!!

[Centurion1]

Unfortunately, china does possess a Nuclear stockpile. We are merely stating that if pushed to the ropes we are willing to send ourselves to damnation to destroy our aggressor. We see no reason to hide our Nuclear Capabilities. So there Russia kiss my red $%#.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

OHHHHHHH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!! No he didn't!

(Go china! )

[Askthepizzaguy]

Did somebody say nuclear wessels? Name, Chekov. Rank...... Admiral.

Ok ok writeup commencing on 3 hours sleep.

[Death is yonder]

So there Russia kiss my red $%#.

Once again, diplomacy prevails!

For a "non aligned country", you really are extending thy hand very wide indeed

At the moment? Nah... China is grimy and backwater, below our standards!

Maybe if you polished it up a bit...

We are pleased that China has the cojones to insult us openly, we wouldn't take anybody as a neighbor that was a coward, like some Nato countries... *AHEM*... *cough cough*..

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

....... Jerk..........

[Greyblades]

China obviously doesn't have nuclear weapons, if it did, it would suddenly realize that the nuclear items in the Country PM stipulate that unauthorized usage of nukes would likely result in the guy in charge being thrown out of office by frenzied military generals fearful of Edit: NUCLEAR retaliation.

Thats unauthoised as in, not at war with a guy who poses a very large threat and you are losing.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

seriously, so if we DO get into WW3 Russia is just going to blow us all up the second he starts losing? Wow Russia, don't be such a sore loser.

[Death is yonder]

seriously, so if we DO get into WW3 Russia is just going to blow us all up the second he starts losing? Wow Russia, don't be such a sore loser.

Well... I DO have the most nukes...

Fallout 3... or sportsmanship... tempting choices *drools*

[Centurion1]

Thank you for pointing something that obvious out Greyblades.

Russia, your claims of us being dirty and unpolished makes me laugh, YOU are dirty and Unpolished. so maybe if you cleaned up a little i would care more about you. At the moment we don't need to capture the largest Vodka producer on earth and thats about your one use.........


i will say one more time, china possess nukes.

[Greyblades]

Thank you for pointing something that obvious out Greyblades.

Its a realy bad idea to annoy a host before he has become experienced enough to not say "rocks fall, you die" .

[White_eyes:D]

If anything Russia is going to invade me next...
I am not sure how that well go... (Probably well I would think)

[Death is yonder]

Thank you for pointing something that obvious out Greyblades.

Russia, your claims of us being dirty and unpolished makes me laugh, YOU are dirty and Unpolished. so maybe if you cleaned up a little i would care more about you. At the moment we don't need to capture the largest Vodka producer on earth and thats about your one use.........


i will say one more time, china possess nukes.

In relation to the bolded phrase, we were referring to this quote in particular.

So there Russia kiss my red $%#.

Ahem...

If anything Russia is going to invade me next...
I am not sure how that well go... (Probably well I would think)

Russia likes challenges, Turkey is not a challenge

Besides, we're not so evil as to invade you when you are in deep hole right now

Russia, largest Vodka producer on earth? Lets see... maybe we can drown China in alcoholism and brainwash the people with Yuri's psychic powers to drink vodka and go drunk, and misfire all your nuclear arsenals, pointing at America?



Thanks for the plan!~!

[Askthepizzaguy]

Writeup sent for approval, will be posted here with permission.

[Greyblades]

Day 5

Massive war in the Middle East as conflict escalates

The nation of Jordan officially declared war on Iran, and their forces joined Syrian, Saudi Arab, Egyptian, and Turkish forces on the battlefield in Iran, which were met by Iranian, Pakistani, Indian, and Chinese forces. The violence was catastrophic as nearly half of Asia was dragged into the conflict. The overall middle eastern coalition made advances into Iranian territory against the NAP armed forces, taking everyone by surprise. In a shockingly candid moment, the Pakistani leader was quoted as saying off-camera "There will be blood, mark my words... they are all a bunch of morons." ostensibly referring to the MEC member states.

Muslim Holy Site destroyed!

One of the holiest sites in all of Islam, the Dome of the Rock was utterly destroyed in a massive blast. The Israeli government immediately condemned the terrorist act, denying any involvement, and pointed the finger of suspicion directly at a Zionist radical extremist group bent on Israeli domination over all Arab Muslims. This Zionist terror group often receives funding from a Jewish charity based in the United States. The United States government, upon hearing which group was involved, not only condemned the actions but vowed a full investigation into the non-profit group and immediately froze all known assets of that group. Given the astounding level of violence already in the Middle East, the reaction from Muslim states is expected to be catastrophic.


Three bodies found off Irish coast

The BBC reports that some Irish fishermen made a big catch yesterday... three of them, to be exact. But these was no fish tale, for the catches in question were three men with an affinity for vodka. They were found riddled with holes, and not just from the fishing hooks either. They were apparently shot to death by Russian weapons. So what were they doing near Ireland? Sources inside the British government suggest that these men are suspected to have ties to Communist Russia, involved in the illegal arms trade with the IRA. A spokesperson for the Irish Republican Army could not be reached for comment.

Turkish-Syrian war ends in a cease-fire

Istanbul- Leaders from Turkey and Syria, as well as diplomats from several Arab nations met Wednesday to discuss an end to the fighting between Turks and Syrians. The talks were apparently successful, as the leaders of both nations signed the cease-fire agreement after calling a press conference. "It was all a big misunderstanding." Said the Turkish Prime Minister.

Kashmir region declares autonomy

The northern regions of India and Pakistan, known as Kashmir, declared full independence yesterday in the midst of severe conflicts across the continent. The new Kashmir government has yet to make formal ties with any nation, and is not yet included as a member of the United Nations. Editorial speculation: Given the immense military power of India, Pakistan, and China, the declaration of autonomy by Kashmir would most likely have had the approval of the governments of India and Pakistan. However, due to the conflict in Iran, no Indian or Pakistani official was available to comment on the developments in Kashmir.

Terrorist bombing in Pakistan

There were several massive detonations deep inside Pakistani territory, targeting both civilians and military alike. These bombs are suspected of being planted by Iranian agents, according to anonymous sources inside of Pakistan. The already hostile relations between Iran and Pakistan were made worse by the incident, causing widespread demonstrations in Pakistan against the Iranians.

Severed head left on Russian government doorstep

In a particularly bizarre turn of events, a Russian military official's remains were found today on the steps of an unnamed government agency building in Moscow. Specifically, the remains were the severed head of the individual. The remains appeared to have been brutalized, and a Czechoslovakian flag was protruding from the gaping eye socket, with a note pinned to the base. The note, written in psychotic handwriting, warned all Russians to be careful who they trust. The Kremlin could not be reached for comment, and the state-run media has refused to acknowledge the story.[/QUOTE]

Pirates raided...
A group of Pirate ships was captured earlier today by the heavy cruiser HMS Melbourn while they were making a break for the suez canal. Their cargo hold was crammed with explosives destined for turkish cities and their capture will undoubtably put more pressure on the pirate groups that raid the indian sea. But it is still unknown whether or not they were working autonimously or they were working on orders by the government.

...And Bhutan Invaded
In response to the dethorning of the bhutanise king the chinese liberation army earlier this week started the quickest invasion in history as chinese troops invaded and subdued bhutan's army in 3 hours. Due to the millitary coup the army of bhutan had been clustered around the capital there was only one battle before the millitary was completely crushed and the king put back in power.

July 1st 1981.


Thanks to ATPG for the writeups.

[Askthepizzaguy]

The map in your post is singing "O Spoiler me-o"

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

Three bodies found off Irish coast

The BBC reports that some Irish fishermen made a big catch yesterday... three of them, to be exact. But these was no fish tale, for the catches in question were three men with an affinity for vodka. They were found riddled with holes, and not just from the fishing hooks either. They were apparently shot to death by Russian weapons. So what were they doing near Ireland? Sources inside the British government suggest that these men are suspected to have ties to Communist Russia, involved in the illegal arms trade with the IRA. A spokesperson for the Irish Republican Army could not be reached for comment.

...... RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!


I ask you immediately stop supplying the IRA, they are a band of idiotic terrorists and if you do not cease and desist I will be forced to take Covert action.

[White_eyes:D]

Awesome.....take that you Middle-eastern traitors

Go Anti-MEC
Just so you guys know...I signed a defensive alliance with most of the Middle East...I had to stab you guys in the back....but you didn't help me, so you deserved it

Edit: I also left out that I had to give my WHOLE army...not just half...

Edit2: really good deal to keep my country though....

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

ohh for god sake. If you all don't find a way to end this war I am going to end up throwing my weight in with Iran. A conclusion to this long drawn out war that is not helping anyone should be a primary concern of Everyone.

also, NAP, could a nation join and still be part of their other groups?

[Greyblades]

I think I answered that one earlier...
Yes but you will have to join NATO's side if a war occurs between them and the NAP.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I meant if they would accept a nation who still had ties to NATO. I mean They are the Non Aggression pact, I doubt they would want anyone who was aggressive

I was just wondering, as I think it may be up to them.


Also, did East Germany Withdraw or are they at war with everyone?

[White_eyes:D]

GB can go with NAP then but it won't help (You well just draw more Middle eastern country's in)... with all the Defensive Alliance's I have with the NPC's in the middle East it would not be worth it

Beskar and friends should just give up on Iran ,or lose everything to Russia and friends

Besides they are joining the aggressor side's (It's no small wonder why most of the Middle East would resist and even sign a Alliance with me after I just back stabbed them...)

[Askthepizzaguy]

Roadkill, Caius, Navarro, Ichigo, Ignoramus...

Are these guys still playing? There's like zero activity from the western hemisphere.

[Centurion1]

China is not worried about the conflict in Iran. Ha, Chinese troops have not even been involved as of yet. If needed we will send more men to the Iranian front (not like we have a shortage of those)

Russia this insulting between us is to stop immediately it is counter-productive.

Britain, as one of Chinas closest allies we would be delighted to invite you to the NAP. however, i must discuss with my fellow members how this works with your NATO sympathies.

Oh and greyblades, i think you forgot something pretty major........

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am not sure anymore. I heard from Caius two days ago, but it was a short message. Blackadder I have not heard from (he may be around though, not sure). And Roadkill has not said anything the entire game. Ignoramus only just got in the game, and I am not sure he even got his Role PM yet (he may have and just not said anything, I am not sure). Ichigo I have not heard from either.


This is part of the reason I am tempted to join the NAP, They are pretty much ALL active.
Plus, NATO is pretty much falling apart, it is just me, USA, France, and Japan who have done anything to help everyone.

Edit: that sounds fine to me China, and I expected it fully.

[Centurion1]

I agree like all the western hemisphere is inactive. NATO basically does nothing, except for Beefy and Drizzit. The NAP is all active because we had to make this alliance. Roadkill hasn't said a single thing, Caius has been rather sporadic, and after whining that he wasn't able to play ignoramus disappeared. I think blackadder said something about being gone for a few weeks while relocating to UNI or something. Oh and Jolt said nothing after like the first page

Drizzit feel free but remember you are basically leaving NATO

Oh and White Eyes, you are a coward.............. Oh yeah and no one likes a traitor.

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^^ This is all of course in the game

[Askthepizzaguy]

Breaking news update: Russia invades the entire Western hemisphere and wins. Now has moar nukes and lots of Colombian coffee.