Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

We find it highly amusing that the British diplomat is unable to articulate anything more coherent than the word "jerk" as well as declarations of war and criticism.

Although due to your continual repetition of the word, we are wondering if you are attempting to sell beef jerky to us. We humbly deny the offer, Russia is completely self sufficient... unlike some Nato members...

I am perfectly able to form coherent words my fine red friend, I just feel that the Word Jerk finely sums up my positioning on your vulgar and insulting behavior towards my nation. Your attacks have been to try and draw me out, and I have refused to be goaded, and shall remain as such.


(OOC: I prefer having the USA and Russia be this way. They should in all honesty be the two extremes of the spectrum. )