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    Britain is either rather foolish or rather weak.
    Britain is trying to look rather foolish or rather weak. That's a difference. It's like saying "We own 40000 armies" than saying "We own 300 odd armies".




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    Just a notice the turn will end at about 6pm GMT+1 tommorrow.
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    Russia, is a jerk. Their red rhetoric is grating on the nerves and China is red. Russia do not believe i cannot see through your plans. Any attempt on the far eastern nations (China, Japan, Koreas) will be crushed and would be foolish in the extreme. I suggest you do something constructive, .......like drowning yourself in vodka.

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    Russia, I have no idea. The problem with NPC nations is if you mess with one, you mess with all

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    Pakistan has many statements to issues.

    Firstly, Pakistan wishes to congratulate England in its struggle in South Africa. Pakistan is hopeful that once England is satisfied that South Africa poses no longer a threat, they will withdraw and not find an excuse for prolonged occupation.

    Secondly, Pakistan wishes to condemn Czechoslovakia's annexation of Hungary, an ally of Czechoslovakia, and wonders why the Warsaw pact has given no reaction to this. Perhaps this defensive pact is just a sham, designed to lull the rest of the world into thinking the Eastern Bloc is a cohesive group, while in reality they are at each others throats?

    Thirdly, Pakistan wishes to condemn the German Democratic Republic for its invasion of Austria. Not did the GDR stated retaliation as reason only after the invasion, but it never made stated its grievances in public and also never sought a diplomatic resolution. This is, all and all, an act of naked aggression with a flimsy Casus Belli.

    Fourthly, Pakistan supports China's position on possible Russian aggression in Asia. If the USSR invades any country in Asia, Pakistan will join whatever coalition is organized to defend the freedom of that country.

    Fifthly, Pakistan has sent a sizable force to support Iran, purely in a defensive manner, against the bellicose Arab countries wishing it harm.

    Sixthly, Pakistan wishes to announce, in collaboration with India and China, the creation of an independent Kashmir nation. After lengthy negotiations all parties have reached a satisfactory position. The independence of this new country of Kashmir will be guaranteed by Pakistan, India and China. For three years, an international force, comprised of elements of each signatory party, will be stationed in Kashmir in order to stabilize the region and help the establishment of a new government. All three countries will withdraw half their forces after the second year and the rest after the third year. China will command this force during the first year, India will command it during the second year and Pakistan will be in charge of the withdrawals during the third year.

    Pakistan sincerely hopes that this agreement between three nations that have been oft at odds, especially concerning the region of Kashmir, will be the herald of a lasting peace in southern Asia. Pakistan is hopeful that the rest of world will take note of this tremendous accomplishment by these three distinctly different countries and cultures; and will do their part to bring a new era of peace and prosperity.
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    England is glad to hear that the nations of that area have finally come to an agreement on Kashmir, it has been a thorn in diplomacy for a long time, and I hope that with this show of good will they can all have a new era of peace and prosperity. I wish them all good luck.


    Britain is for now going to stay put in South africa, both to assure the creation of a new stable government and constitution, and to send money to help stabilize the South African and Rhodesian economy. When both of these objectives have been met we will think about a withdrawal. however it will only be if the South African people support such a withdrawal, it will be put to a vote, just like every other colony we have had. The apartheid came about due to one such withdrawal already, and although we doubt that such a thing will happen again we do not want South africa to fall under sinister influences.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFlax View Post
    Pakistan has sent a sizable force to support Iran, purely in a defensive manner, against the bellicose Arab countries wishing it harm.
    If you help Iran Invade others then I can't say that I well be able to stay out of it

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    The Republic of Egypt and the honorable kingdom of Saudi Arabia will here by cease hostilities in the Turkish area on the condition that the republic of turkey will release whatever Syrian lands still occupied and will not start any war or join one on the attacking side for 3 years.
    You will also give half your army to the Middle East to make sure it stays strong and free.
    If you agree to these three terms Saudi Arabia and Egyptian forces will cease their attacks.

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    Pakistan wonders what Turkey does not understand about the word defensive.
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    Somalia pledges to attempt to keep the pirates from screwing with the new-found order in South Asia.

    However, Turkey has once again ticked them off, and will definitely feel attacks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurion1 View Post
    Russia, is a jerk. Their red rhetoric is grating on the nerves and China is red. Russia do not believe i cannot see through your plans. Any attempt on the far eastern nations (China, Japan, Koreas) will be crushed and would be foolish in the extreme. I suggest you do something constructive, .......like drowning yourself in vodka.
    You know... for retorting to a threatening joke sprinkled with clown smileys, you sound awfully serious. Have you over extended your hand and played your cards before the time is right, Mr Wu?

    Would you prefer Russia of the age being all friendly, extending hands of friendships with mortal rivals, suddenly forgetting all past animosity to provide a less immersive experience that would serve to only benefit those against us? Frankly, I prefer the role play, its more enjoyable that way, so insult not our rhetoric! We don't insult your pish posh Made-In-China labels! Maybe we should...

    Quote Originally Posted by Beefy187 View Post
    Japan is hearing scary stories... About Russia planning a simultaneous Communist Revolutions.... Starting with the far east.

    Japan is scared. Soo scared that we are starting to get illogical. And Japan getting illogical is an equivalent of end of the world, as all your cars and calculators will start behaving weird.

    So USSR, I hope the rumour I heard is not true. If I hear more scary stories about you, then we'll be forced to beg permission to build a army who shoots bullets instead of flowers.

    I also congratulate Pakistan and India for what they have done
    It was a joke intended at your supposed shooting of flowers...

    Is Russia, the bad boy of the age, not allowed to make threatening jokes?

    Secondly, Pakistan wishes to condemn Czechoslovakia's annexation of Hungary, an ally of Czechoslovakia, and wonders why the Warsaw pact has given no reaction to this. Perhaps this defensive pact is just a sham, designed to lull the rest of the world into thinking the Eastern Bloc is a cohesive group, while in reality they are at each others throats?
    Surely, when handling matters of internal security and etc, you do not just blare it to the world at large. Are we not a "secret secret" pact enshrouded in such mystery and closed societies that people have to send spy planes just to find out what we are doing?

    Russia, I have no idea. The problem with NPC nations is if you mess with one, you mess with all
    Probably meant to enforce the idea of the historical "COLD WAR", which obviously wasn't World War III, hardly surprising.

    Additionally, we would like to offer congratulations at our friend, India, for resolving a political issue that would surely be a thorn in the side needlessly.
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    China is now trading and exchanging our respective trade goods with each other.

    China will be sending some of the peoples army to aid Iran in a defensive capacity. They will not cross the original Iranian border and are a last ditch force in cause of uncalled for Turkish, Egyptian, or Saudi Arabian Territory.

    China will be conducting its invasion of Bhutan within the next turn, we will give the rightful throne back to the Monarchy and remain in a position to defend him against further illegal and violent acts.

    Kashmir will indeed be returned to the Kashmiri (sp?). It will be a coalition of India, Pakistan, and China as these are the nations returning land for the new nation. They will be safeguarded from internal strife and from outside aggression and a Democracy will be put into place, with communists, socialists, and capitalists running for election. China will lead the first group as governor-general. (For a more detailed plan look at Flaxs post)

    China wishes all the best to Britain in their invasion and thanks them for giving us back Hong Kong (that little British dot on my coast was making me angry.)

    Russia, we understand no reason to make "joking" threats about attacking innocent nations. You would do well to avoid making China angry. There are certain comments that will never be construed as being "jokes". We wish for a formal apology from the Kremlin.

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    We offer no apology, as it was obviously a joke.

    Japan obviously has cruisers, which it has publically declared sent to the Gulf of Aden or that area to impede piracy.

    If Japan jokingly made a comment about its strength being comparable to its men shooting flowers, I fail to see why we aren't allowed to make a joke about it too, is politics all declarations of war and sincere threats?

    Nevertheless, since you are so twitchy about it, we offer a formal apology from the Kremlin for any false implications one might have had.

    From a fellow communist comrade to another,

    a Democracy will be put into place, with communists, socialists, and capitalists running for election. China will lead the first group as governor-general.
    Oo... communist party eh?

    They have our vote!

    China will be conducting its invasion of Bhutan within the next turn, we will give the rightful throne back to the Monarchy and remain in a position to defend him against further illegal and violent acts.

    Kashmir will indeed be returned to the Kashmiri (sp?). It will be a coalition of India, Pakistan, and China as these are the nations returning land for the new nation. They will be safeguarded from internal strife and from outside aggression and a Democracy will be put into place, with communists, socialists, and capitalists running for election. China will lead the first group as governor-general. (For a more detailed plan look at Flaxs post)
    For some reason... my scumdar twitches... my inner politician tells me this is a cunning scheme, but I've always been one for superficiality!
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    The Kashmir is no plot. I have no interest to wage war with India and Pakistan. I will be happy to give power of the coalition over to Pakistan at the end. (less stuff to write up.)

    As to Bhutan i will be simply replacing the king on the throne and then making sure of his security before i move out. We love Bhutan as much as the Bhutanese.

    We accept your apology and also apologize, we may have overreacted, but we are rightfully nervous of threats from our brother to the north, even the thought that you may humor such ideas in your mind is scary.

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