Cold war Crisis. [Concluded]

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

you see, if I knew I had 35 armies then this would not have happened (I seem to be the last one to know ). So basically the south African nations are a bunch of jerks........ Well, I am happy enough with my gains for now, lucky for them. I bet I could still take them. (this is why I dont post at 12...... whatever happened to nukes being a threat?)

ohhh please Russia, you should not talk about being annoying.

[Greyblades]

"Nukes wont intimidate us here, you blow us up you'll have an entire continent on your back."
"The enemy of my Nuke throwing enemy is my freind."
"Well said,"
"I try"

[ULC]

"Nukes wont intimidate us here, you blow us up you'll have an entire continent on your back."
"The enemy of my Nuke throwing enemy is my freind."
"Well said,"
"I try"

Czechoslovakia likes these men.

Czechoslovakia asks where the nearest alliance papers are.

[Beskar]

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Also, Iran is not invading Iraq to annex it, they are overthrowing Saddam Hussein which I quote -
During the Iran–Iraq War Iraqi forces attacked Iranian soldiers and civilians with chemical weapons. Hussein's regime was notorious for its human rights abuses; a well-known example is the Al-Anfal campaign as well as attacks on Kurd civilians inside Iraq, such as the Halabja massacre, as punishment for elements of Kurdish support of Iran.

Since Iran also went to war, due to exposing the abuse of the Saddam on his own people, and Iran was going in to protect the Iraqi people. Iran cannot withdraw leaving iraqi civillians under the wrath of the oppressive Saddam Hussein. Iran's intentions are simply over-throwing the government and putting in place, a Islamic Republic based on it's very own system of government (which might obviously be very friendly to Iran, but otherwise, not actually part of Iran)

[Death is yonder]

"Nukes wont intimidate us here, you blow us up you'll have an entire continent on your back."
"The enemy of my Nuke throwing enemy is my freind."
"Well said,"
"I try"

Russia declares its support for the idea of Anti British Warmongering.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

I am going to shut up now. Its obvious that if I cant even cow two tiny African nations I am truly a weak nation. I am going to slip back in the shadows and not do anything for the next 10 phases.

[Death is yonder]

I am going to shut up now. Its obvious that if I cant even cow two tiny African nations I am truly a weak nation. I am going to slip back in the shadows and not do anything for the next 10 phases.

Hmm... I would very like to make a very tactless comment.

Please do, it would be rather a spot of luck

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

hey I thought you would be happy about this Russia, it is exactly what you have been telling me for the entire game. , I am going to rebuild my area of South africa as well as I can, and secure my nation from any threats for a while. So I will not be doing NOTHING exactly, but I will be doing nothing of any concern to you lot.

[Death is yonder]

It is as Caius put most aptly, Russian Rhetoric

So I will not be doing NOTHING exactly, but I will be doing nothing of any concern to you lot.

How rude,

Naturally, we like to stick our nose into other people's matters. As the World's biggest country, we have the biggest nose (which you may laugh at if you wish), and we are entitled to poke your face and demand what you are up to

Speaking of which... *poke* *poke*

I find it pretty hilarious that South African Nations intimidated you. Surely a 'World Class Power' has more than 30 odd battalions in the ONLY MILITARY OPERATION it is taking care of. Surely, home based defense is important, but really, was it worth disgrace on an international level?

Britain is either rather foolish or rather weak.

For the sake of our amusement, we like to believe the former

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

......... Jerk..........

[Askthepizzaguy]

*facepalm*

Be nice...

[White_eyes:D]

Britain is either rather foolish or rather weak.

For the sake of our amusement, we like to believe the former

Well your going to be feeling some "NPC Pain" unless Khazzered pulls out of Austria
And if you go on defense.....you still lose (I tried but being outnumbered 3-1 it is quite futile) I would save your troops and pull out....don't want to lose them over this crap

[Death is yonder]

Khazaar has made a mistake that he has committed on his own, planned on his own, and will be left on his own to rectify.

If I believed he couldn't handle the situation, I would move in, and yes, that's a compliment, because I'm doing... Nothing!

I tried but being outnumbered 3-1 it is quite futile0

Name me a country that outnumbers Russia's military, and is highly competent as well, and is NPC

[Beefy187]

I am going to shut up now. Its obvious that if I cant even cow two tiny African nations I am truly a weak nation. I am going to slip back in the shadows and not do anything for the next 10 phases.

Heh join the club. We don't even have a army
Our men shoots flowers out of their gun.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Heres a tip Britain.. You should secretly make a company called Activision... and poke them around with a idea of a war game... Name it something like "Call of Duty" Start with something nice and easy to get the morale of your people up... Like WW2. Then eventually... Around CoD4, introduce them the awesomeness of SAS and how they are trying to pacify the world. That should make all the young Brits go "Woah!" and they'll join up... You'll double your army size in few years!

[Askthepizzaguy]

DONT HAVE AN ARMY???

....


*whistles as Britain's navy travels to Japan for.... sushi....*

[White_eyes:D]

Name me a country that outnumbers Russia's military, and is highly competent as well, and is NPC

The rest of the Nations on the planet...
I don't think Russia can stop ALL of the NPC's that are left... but hey...your welcome to try...I would even help..if I could...(damn treaty's)

[Death is yonder]

Heh join the club. We don't even have a army
Our men shoots flowers out of their gun.

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Heres a tip Britain.. You should secretly make a company called Activision... and poke them around with a idea of a war game... Name it something like "Call of Duty" Start with something nice and easy to get the morale of your people up... Like WW2. Then eventually... Around CoD4, introduce them the awesomeness of SAS and how they are trying to pacify the world. That should make all the young Brits go "Woah!" and they'll join up... You'll double your army size in few years!

Maybe your men can shoot flowers as we enter Tokyo

Peace in conquest! Violence in resistance!

Never forget that when Russia invades your lands (if we do )

Then what was all that talk about Japanese anti pirate navies and "self defense" forces

Name me a country

A! Country, A! Not ALL...

[Caius]

Britain is either rather foolish or rather weak.

Britain is trying to look rather foolish or rather weak. That's a difference. It's like saying "We own 40000 armies" than saying "We own 300 odd armies".

[Greyblades]

Just a notice the turn will end at about 6pm GMT+1 tommorrow.

[Centurion1]

Russia, is a jerk. Their red rhetoric is grating on the nerves and China is red. Russia do not believe i cannot see through your plans. Any attempt on the far eastern nations (China, Japan, Koreas) will be crushed and would be foolish in the extreme. I suggest you do something constructive, .......like drowning yourself in vodka.

[White_eyes:D]

Russia, I have no idea. The problem with NPC nations is if you mess with one, you mess with all

[TheFlax]

Pakistan has many statements to issues.

Firstly, Pakistan wishes to congratulate England in its struggle in South Africa. Pakistan is hopeful that once England is satisfied that South Africa poses no longer a threat, they will withdraw and not find an excuse for prolonged occupation.

Secondly, Pakistan wishes to condemn Czechoslovakia's annexation of Hungary, an ally of Czechoslovakia, and wonders why the Warsaw pact has given no reaction to this. Perhaps this defensive pact is just a sham, designed to lull the rest of the world into thinking the Eastern Bloc is a cohesive group, while in reality they are at each others throats?

Thirdly, Pakistan wishes to condemn the German Democratic Republic for its invasion of Austria. Not did the GDR stated retaliation as reason only after the invasion, but it never made stated its grievances in public and also never sought a diplomatic resolution. This is, all and all, an act of naked aggression with a flimsy Casus Belli.

Fourthly, Pakistan supports China's position on possible Russian aggression in Asia. If the USSR invades any country in Asia, Pakistan will join whatever coalition is organized to defend the freedom of that country.

Fifthly, Pakistan has sent a sizable force to support Iran, purely in a defensive manner, against the bellicose Arab countries wishing it harm.

Sixthly, Pakistan wishes to announce, in collaboration with India and China, the creation of an independent Kashmir nation. After lengthy negotiations all parties have reached a satisfactory position. The independence of this new country of Kashmir will be guaranteed by Pakistan, India and China. For three years, an international force, comprised of elements of each signatory party, will be stationed in Kashmir in order to stabilize the region and help the establishment of a new government. All three countries will withdraw half their forces after the second year and the rest after the third year. China will command this force during the first year, India will command it during the second year and Pakistan will be in charge of the withdrawals during the third year.

Pakistan sincerely hopes that this agreement between three nations that have been oft at odds, especially concerning the region of Kashmir, will be the herald of a lasting peace in southern Asia. Pakistan is hopeful that the rest of world will take note of this tremendous accomplishment by these three distinctly different countries and cultures; and will do their part to bring a new era of peace and prosperity.

[Cultured Drizzt fan]

England is glad to hear that the nations of that area have finally come to an agreement on Kashmir, it has been a thorn in diplomacy for a long time, and I hope that with this show of good will they can all have a new era of peace and prosperity. I wish them all good luck.


Britain is for now going to stay put in South africa, both to assure the creation of a new stable government and constitution, and to send money to help stabilize the South African and Rhodesian economy. When both of these objectives have been met we will think about a withdrawal. however it will only be if the South African people support such a withdrawal, it will be put to a vote, just like every other colony we have had. The apartheid came about due to one such withdrawal already, and although we doubt that such a thing will happen again we do not want South africa to fall under sinister influences.

[White_eyes:D]

Pakistan has sent a sizable force to support Iran, purely in a defensive manner, against the bellicose Arab countries wishing it harm.

If you help Iran Invade others then I can't say that I well be able to stay out of it

The treaty that I signed also says

The Republic of Egypt and the honorable kingdom of Saudi Arabia will here by cease hostilities in the Turkish area on the condition that the republic of turkey will release whatever Syrian lands still occupied and will not start any war or join one on the attacking side for 3 years.
You will also give half your army to the Middle East to make sure it stays strong and free.
If you agree to these three terms Saudi Arabia and Egyptian forces will cease their attacks.

[TheFlax]

Pakistan wonders what Turkey does not understand about the word defensive.

[A Very Super Market]

Somalia pledges to attempt to keep the pirates from screwing with the new-found order in South Asia.

However, Turkey has once again ticked them off, and will definitely feel attacks.

[White_eyes:D]

I couldn't care less...just keep on kicking me while I am down

@TheFlax: those are still my units that are being wiped out....even if I was forced to hand them over

[pevergreen]

Germany commands you all to hammer dance.

[White_eyes:D]

Germany commands you all to hammer dance.

I have nothing better to do for three long years *hammer dancing for no reason*

Edit: Greyblades, Is there any way to defeat a NPC country without bringing in every other NPC?....because as far as I came see...there is no way for GB to win

[Zim]

India would like to confirm what Pakistan has stated about Kashmir, which will hopefully become a strong, independent state free of the conflict our countries caused in claiming it.

We are also sending some troops to help Iran out, although they will only act defensively.


We would also like to state that we have a new trading partner. We are now exchanging trade goods with China. We hope that our two nations will remain friends for decades to come.