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    Rome, 1087

    Constance was running as fast as she could, when she slipped, with a yelp of surprise, in the tall wet grass of the courtyard. The princess muttered a curse as she found herself lying on her back, staring at the sliver of moon which provided the only illumination in the courtyard. She rose in a crouch, realizing at last that all this running had done little good for her bare feet which were now throbbing in pain. Nevertheless, she willed herself to move on to the next shadow. There she folded herself in half, hands on her knees, out of breath and panting. Her heart was pounding furiously from a mix of exhaustion and fear.

    If she had been told a few days ago that she would be sneaking off in the dark to flee a convent, she would have probably laughed off the notion as absurd. Now, faced with this very reality, Constance found herself scared and confused, but also slightly excited. Still, she could not wrap her head around the idea that her own loving father had wished her trapped in this abominable place. Surely someone had altered the letter she had presented upon her arrival in Rome. Then it dawned on her, that this would be precisely something her brother could do; after all he had always wanted to get rid of her, had he not? Louis, you wretched pig, you won’t get rid of me so easily! She thought with some measure of venom.

    Thinking of Louis spurred Constance into action once more and as if drawing from some secret cache of energy, reserved only for hating her brother, she sprinted to the next large patch of shadows under a sturdy stone wall. The wall would pose a problem, it was taller than she was and had a reasonably even surface, furthermore, Constance, despite being fit, had never been very strong of the arms. Yet, stopping here meant the whole escape had been for naught, it meant that she would be trapped here, it meant that Louis had won.

    With an undignified grunt the princess launched herself at the wall, her hands barely reaching the edge. With great effort, and multiple near falls, Constance heaved herself over the daunting obstacle until she was lying, her back resting on the cool stone. Her arms were burning and she was out of breath, but she couldn’t stop herself from uttering a small cry of exhilaration. Underneath her came a whisper, which startled, but she quickly recovered her senses when she realized who it was.

    “Highness?”

    “Hermann von Munich!” For once she spoke the name with joy. “I was not sure you would come.”

    “How could I refuse your plea for mein help?” Constance had counted on that and she was beginning to understand that such a man had his uses, besides being annoying.

    “Come Highness, everything is ready.” He continued in the same near silent tone.

    Without a word, she rolled off the wall and dropped on his horse, wrapping her arms around him as he launched his mount into a gallop. While Constance disliked being rescued, especially by this man, twice, she had to admit that he was well prepared to escape the city. While she would have lost her way after two intersections, his mastery of directions was flawless, the guards at the wall were well bribed and right out of the city a fresh horse awaited them, more importantly, no questions were asked along the way.

    It was only when the sun came up and they were surrounded by Hermann’s personal guard, that Constance realized something was terribly wrong. This was not the way to Florence, the practical route to return home.

    “Where are you taking me?” She asked sharply.

    “Bologna.” Was all he said and her face contorted itself to accommodate a flurry of emotions. Finally she settled herself.

    “You can’t! Our two people are at war… Unless you mean to free me from one prison, only to deliver me to another?”

    “After a fashion.”

    Constance mulled over his cryptic and feared for the worse, nevertheless, she chanced a reply.

    “What does that mean?”

    Hermann turned to her with a large grin that chilled her to the very core.

    “When we reach Bologna, Kaiser willing, we will be joined in wedlock!”
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    Byzantine intrigues.


    It was a quiet tavern, outside the bustle of the capital. On a main highway, it was frequented by many travellers but typically such folk were too tired and too solitary to make much noise. And with its lowly décor, it was certainly not the kind of establishment to attract two members of the Conseil du Royaume.

    Hermant handed his horse, Bayard, to the stable boy and waited for Gaeten to do likewise.

    “Don’t talk.” Hermant pleaded. “Let me say what I have to say first.”

    Gaeten looked at Hermant with a wry smile, as if the desire to talk was far from the utmost thing in his mind.

    They walked silently into the tavern and looked around.

    Hermant began: “We first met in such a place. Do you remember? There you rescued me from a stupid confrontation. Now it is my time to return the favour.”

    Gaeten raised an eyebrow.

    “Sit” encouraged Hermant. “I will bring you your ale.”

    Gaeten sat and watched the other customers: weary merchants catching a breath before entering the big city; worried travellers excitedly discussing the latest news from Staufen and Caernarvon. Hermant returned carrying two large tankards.

    “Drink” he intoned and the two men drank silently, as if observing some religious ritual.

    “If you duel the entire House of Aquitaine, you will die.” Hermant said suddenly.

    Gaeten showed no reaction.

    “Suppose you best de Perrone - then what, will you put him to the sword? Kill a defenceless man? Break the Oath? And kill him for what, for defending his Prince’s honour?”

    Gaeten did not respond.

    “No, I knew it. And the de Perrone probably knows it too - he’s a wily one. Yes, maybe you will strike him dead with a chance blow. But he’ll be counting on your chivalry to save him if you overpower him. And if your chivalry does fail you, I suspect the twisted freak will take some satisfaction in his death bringing you down to his level.”

    “You may be stronger than de Perrone, but he’s a sly one. I’ll wager he’ll cut you even if you do beat him. And then you have to face Yvon, then Gontran. And if you still prevail, doubtless other Aquitanians will stand up to strike further blows at you. Perhaps even the Prince himself, or more likely a champion. You’ll either have to kill the entire House of Aquitaine or you will fall. And of course, if you fall, not one Aquitanian will show you the mercy you’d show them. Mercy really isn’t their thing, is it?”

    Gaeten looked at Hermant with a blank “tell me something I don’t know” look.

    Hermant sipped his ale. “What were you thinking?! The Prince, no less? What has he ever done to us? We are an Order devoted to fighting for the King, he will be King … oh Christ, what were you thinking?”

    “Listen, you can’t fight. Yes, I know every bone of your body is screaming that you must fight. I know you would like nothing better than to pound Perrone into the dirt. But you can’t fight.”

    “You remember what you told me about our duel in the tournament? How your old tutor had told you about Socrates? About how sometimes you must make a sacrifice for a greater good? Well, your sacrifice is to live. For the greater good, Socrates chose to die rather than run. For the greater good, you are going to run rather than die.”

    Gaeten stared at Hermant impassively, although his lip betrayed something close to a snarl of disbelief.

    “You are a righteous man, Gaeten. The world is short of those. It needs you. France - France does not need you. You are done here. That ship has sailed. But France is just one country and there are many others where your qualities will serve God.”

    Hermant cast a nervous glance at Gaeten. “No, no, no. I am not asking for you to become a monk on some island rock. I am thinking of…”

    Hermant paused for dramatic effect. “Constantinople.”

    Gaeten looked at Hermant incredulously.

    “Yes, yes, Constantinople. Sure, we have our differences from the Greeks, but they worship God in their own way. And they are sorely beset by the Mohammedans. They are always looking for Frankish knights to serve. I have a … friend … who has good contacts there. I reckon I could get you into the Varangian Guard. You’d have to put on a display, show them your stuff, but with your duelling skills, that would be no problem.”

    Hermant was getting carried away: “Imagine, a new life, a fresh start. Away from all this politics and intrigue. Warm seas, white sands. Just you and a two handed axe, cracking Mohammedan skulls. And those Greek women, Gaeten, let me tell you…”

    Hermant stopped short. Gaeten’s eyes seemed to be blurring over. Hermant reigned himself in and then asked nervously, as if proposing to a young woman:

    “What do you say, Gaeten?”

    “No.”

    Hermant looked downcast. He rubbed his forehead and looked at his shoes.

    “No? That is all you have to say? I spend the last half hour trying to charm the socks off you - to save your life! - and all you have to say is “no”?!”

    “No.”

    Hermant raised his head to heaven and exclaimed.

    “Great maker, I was afraid it would come to this.”

    He starred again at Gaeten, who appeared to have gone green around the gills. Hermant sat back and crossed his arms. He paused, watching Gaeten observantly and then slowly spoke:

    “Look, old friend, you really don’t have a choice. I am sorry, but it is for your own good.”

    Hermant ostentatiously waved a large hankerchief in the air. Moments later, four sergeants of the Order entered the tavern. They approached the two drinking knights. Somewhat sluggishly, Gaeten looked up and tried to stand. The effort was too much and he slouched back onto his chair. Hermant came over to him and whispered conspiratorially in his ear:

    “I am sorry, old friend, I spiked your ale. When you wake up, you’ll be on an English ship bound for Constantinople. You must never come back. They won’t understand your leaving and will kill you on sight if you return. I am sorry, it’s for the best. Take care, old friend, and may God go with you.”

    Gaeten’s eyes closed and the four sergeants lifted him out of the chair.

    Awkwardly, but with an air of finality, Hermant touched his brother knight on the shoulder.

    “God go with you.”
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    The Imperial Border, 1092

    It looked passable enough. Even though both the populations and army sizes of Europe were expanding, there were simply not enough men not to watch the entire Franco-Imperial border. This fact was something that Raynaud de Xaintrailles was counting on. Sure, he was traveling alone and had papers with him, but still: the less trouble he encountered, the better.

    ...

    There had already been one incident in which all the preparations he had taken in order to be taken as a diplomat by the Imperials had almost cost him dearly. This was still in Northern Iberia, barely after he had begun to set out to retrieve the Princess Constance, when four bandits, taking note of his dress and fine mount, ambushed him.

    He had no time to go for his sword, which was tucked deep away (again, as part of keeping up his appearance as a diplomat). Instead, he spurred his horse into action, steering it for the nearest patch of trees. Standing up, maintaining his balance, he leaped up on a sturdy branch at the last possible moment, with the four bandits in hot pursuit and closing in. A second later, he yanked down, timing his fall perfectly as the rearmost bandit passed directly underneath. Raynaud, the bandit, the unlucky bandit's horse, and the broken-off tree branch all came tumbling down as Raynaud, far better prepared and trained, wrestled and pinned the bandit to the ground as the remaining three started to veer around.

    Punching the man hard and repeatedly in the stomach to ensure his staying in place, Raynaud stood up and collected his tree branch, preparing to face the other three. The bandits were now riding directly for him, in formation. Again, at the last possible moment, Raynaud dove off to one side, quickly stood up, and swung the branch hard at the leftmost horse's rider. The force of the blow was easily enough to dismount him, although this one still had his wits about him and tried to get up. A running blow to the head courtesy of Raynaud ensured he stayed on the ground.

    Now there were only two left, but still they veered down on Raynaud. One of them, seeing Raynaud's obvious combat prowess, finally drew a sword. The other did not, though, and was subject to another tree branch whack. This one, though, stayed on the ground, trying to kick Raynaud away as he tried to buy time to get his own weapon. After several desperate attempts, he was finally successful, only to have it kicked away by Raynaud as soon as he drew it. He was greeted by the full force of the branch coming down directly on his head.

    The final bandit, realizing what a folly it was to try and defeat Raynaud while still mounted, got off his horse at a safe distance and purposely approached his intended victim, sword in hand. Once he was close enough though, Raynaud flung his tree branch at the final bandit. It was easily parried, but in the brief period in which he had took his attention off Raynaud, the noble had rushed up and was about to tackle him to the ground.

    Gaining control of the sword and throwing it away to a harmless distance, Raynaud wrapped both of his hands around the man's neck and squeezed tightly. As the man turned red, then purple, then blue, he tried to choke out a surrender, but Raynaud would hear none of it, only stopping once the man had stopped trying to wriggle free.

    Walking over to the man's sword, he picked it up and summarily beheaded each of the four bandits, leaving the rest of their bodies and possessions to rot in the field. Sinners deserve no special treatment or burial upon death, he reasoned. After all, they're already in Hell. Besides, four human skulls would serve as enough of a deterrent to make sure no further incidents along the way to the Empire.

    Once his bloody work was done, Raynaud whistled for his horse. It was the first sound he had uttered during the entire ordeal.

    ...

    As he approached Imperial territory, Raynaud hid the skulls away, but did not entirely dispose of them. Appearance and decorum would now save his skin more than fear, although if things were to deteriorate then fear would have to make an appearance out of necessity.

    This section of the border was a lightly-wooded area, with a vast open field just beyond. The exact point would have been in dispute, if there was anything to dispute over. It reminded Raynaud of the ancient Greek philosophical question: If you have a heap of sand and remove its grains one by one, at what point does it cease to be a heap? At what point did Imperial territory start? He wasn't sure exactly, but knew that if he kept riding he would eventually come across people that spoke German instead of French.

    His ponderings of this question, as well as reassuring himself that the Greeks back then were ultimately heretical and their own selfish, opulent ways were the doom of them, got him through the wooded area. He was still deep in thought as he crossed across the wide field, when eventually his concentration was broken by a sharp German voice.

    "Halt! In the name of the Kaiser!"

    So that's the answer, then, Raynaud thought. Evidently Imperial territory starts once you get out of the woods.

    Stopping to dismount, Raynaud addressed the still-unseen German soldier aloud. "May I go through my possessions in order to present myself?"

    A pause. "You may."

    Raynaud immediately rustled through his bag, careful not to let the skulls or his sword fall out, and finally grabbed a scroll. Holding it up, he spoke aloud. "This scroll I hold details my name and purpose inside the Kaiser's lands. If you can see me, you know I hold nothing other than this. If you cannot, then I swear upon my word as a good Christian that I am unarmed."

    Raynaud waited a minute, and then three men in what roughly amounted to Imperial uniform stepped out of the high grass into Raynaud's line of vision. They eyed him up for a while, and then one of them grabbed the scroll, briefly going over it. After conferring in very low tones with his fellows, the lead soldier looked up at Raynaud.

    "Your name and purpose."

    "I am Raynaud de Xaintrailles, of France. I come alone and without ill intent for the purposes of liaising with the Imperial high command on the matter of the whereabouts of our Princess Constance. Do any of you have your letters? The papers I provide confirm all of this."

    Before any of them could answer, a new voice rang out. This one carried with it the weight of command; the voice of someone who knew honor and was to be respected.

    "Soldiers! What is going on?"

    The soldiers instantly snapped to attention. The high grass rustled as this new figure approached. "Commander der Stolze," the lead soldier said in crisp tones, "We have apprehended a Frenchman who claims he is a diplomat who wishes to negotiate the Princess Constance's release."

    The rustling stopped as the figure paused. "But we are at war with the French," he mused. "And he says nothing about offers of peace. Does he have validation?"

    "He claims he does, but none of us can verify it."

    The rustling resumed, and a moment later a tall, well-armored figure emerged from the high grass. He eyed Raynaud for a second before conferring with his underlings. Taking the paper to examine it, he looked over it carefully before looking back up at Raynaud.

    "This man is who he says he is. He is an ambassador of King Philippe and is to be treated with all of the proper respect and decorum." Now addressing Raynaud directly, he continued. "I apologize for the conduct of mein men, sir. They were just doing their jobs. Mein name is Sigismund der Stolze, and I am in charge of monitoring this section of our borders in the name of the Kaiser."

    "You do your job well, Sir Sigismund," Raynaud said, trying to put on his best diplomatic overtones. "And I do not hold your men's conduct against them, you, or anyone else, as they were doing their jobs well as well."

    Sigismund nodded. "We do as we are commanded to the best of our abilities, for anything less than that would be improper. I am glad that those on the other side see merit in this as well. Tell me your name, diplomat, so that we may be formally introduced."

    "I am Raynaud de Xaintrailles, Sir Sigismund."

    Sigismund eyed Raynaud thoughtfully for a while before continuing. "From where in France do you hail, Raynaud?"

    "Toulouse, Sir Sigismund."

    "I see," said Sigismund. "Sergeant, please go through the Frenchman's bag and let me know if you find anything unusual for a diplomat." Turning his gaze back to Raynaud in time to catch him grimacing, Sigismund nodded gravely. "I thought so, when I recognized the name," he said. "Did you really think that Imperial commanders don't know the name of every single Frenchman of note?"

    "Sir, I assure you that my intentions are entirely honorable."

    The sergeant returned to Sigismund, bearing the results of his search. "The Frenchman is carrying four skulls and one sword, which looks to be a standard issue for someone of his station," he said. "Nothing else out of the ordinary; no poison or daggers or maps or anything of that nature."

    "Thank you very much, sergeant," Sigismund said, dismissing him and turning his attention back to Raynaud. "As for your intentions, whatever they may be, they will have to be put on hold. As of this moment you are now mein prisoner. Mein custody is somewhat more generous than those of other Imperial generals, but you are still a prisoner of war and not a diplomat. Thus, do not expect the same privileges you would be accorded were your deception to pass unnoticed. As for your mission, I can tell you your eventual destination will be the same, but the manner of your visit and how you get there will be entirely different."

    "I expected as much," said Raynaud. "But what is my destination?"

    "Kaiser Heinrich."

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