Anybody up for some competition?

[Megas Methuselah]

I'm certainly not.

http://www.newsweek.com/id/207128?GT1=43002

But vampires have never been as hot as they are now—in a steamy, let's-step-in-the-shower-together way. Women are now so sexually attracted to vampires, advertisers are even getting in on the action. (And who wouldn't want a little vampire action on the side, especially if it involved Alexander Skarsgård?) In a new Gillette billboard that ties into True Blood, a vampire hunk caresses his cleanly shaven face next to the phrase "Dead Sexy." In another ad, for Marc Ecko cologne, a male vampire nibbles at a naked woman's neck with the line "Attract a Human." As if they needed any help.

Being a pretty boy just isn't enough these days. Wish I was immortal.

[seireikhaan]

Its because they sparkle.

[Lemur]

Its because they sparkle.

I don't sweat, I glow.

[miotas]

I don't sweat, I glow.

Is there something you aren't telling us Lemur? Remember the saying "Women glow, men perspire, and pigs sweat" Which of course would make me a pig and Lemur a...?

[Centurion1]

I am the competition *hisses ominously*

[Whacker]

You people are all just jealous of how dead sexy I am.

[Centurion1]

Dead being the key word there..... (someone get the stakes)

[Hax]

You people are all just jealous of how dead sexy I am.

Yeah, it's almost like he's...


..drop-dead gorgeous.