a completely inoffensive name- Thank you for finally trusting me enough to send me your investigation results. That accidental false result on Haudegen, which was then corrected, made me realize you were definitely a detective (a made would not be "innocent") and helped me cross off a suspect and target another, which led to Sasaki's defense of Haudegen and the eventual ruin of the final mafia. Also, I love your sense of humor.
Andres- for sticking with the game and paying attention after your death. Also, while you were alive, you were a potent ally and "inquisitor" which helped pressure suspects. Sincere thanks.
Beefy187- for finally trusting me enough to do a vigilante attempt, and for being gracious enough to not get all spiteful when your name was WRONGLY tarnished, and I had a hand in that. You stayed true to the town, and watching those who voted for you helped me gauge who was townie.
Beskar- You were a loyal ally and companion, and you refused a mafia offer to betray me and join a family. Adds +10 trustworthiness rating to Beskar, faithful protection group member, secret agent ally, YLC trigger word instigator, and distraction. You said you would follow me anywhere and you never backed down on that. Your death led to the destruction of a Don, too....
Chaotix- Dueling with you is always a pleasure; you are a formidable opponent. You didn't go quietly, either... which made the anti-communist side EARN it. You were also useful to the town with your successful protection. A shame we had to be enemies.
Death is Yonder- keeping up with the game and doing that successful protection before you died.
Diana Abnoba- You covered my back all game, even when you didn't fully trust me. You helped double-check on things I was too frazzled to follow up on. Your question resulted in DisgruntledGoat being exposed as a Don; your tip helped me lynch FactionHeir, and that ended up putting Haudegen in a position of being a solo killer, which helped me narrow him down. I count full credit on nailing DG and your fingerprints were all over the Haudegen one too. It is my hope that my fellow players do not ever underestimate your abilities, which are rapidly maturing (and making up for my own failures!)
Double A- Sticking by me and protecting so many valuable players. Awesome performance.
gibsonsg91921- you were lucky enough to be incorruptible and figure out that DJG was a Don, which covered my own butt because DJG had infiltrated my groups very well. I found out he had betrayed me, but I had no proof he was a Don. You get full marks for that, and all your awesome vigilante kills.
Glyphz- sticking by me faithfully!
johnhughthom- Keeping up with the game, commenting during the crucial moments, and most helpfully, clearing my good name once and for all, authoritatively, which allowed town to toss me more benefit of the doubt. And, not totally trashing me when I couldn't do anything to save you on the night you died; you kept your frustration anchored, and I thank you deeply for that.
Jolt- Even after I accused you, you reasoned things out with me and continued to support me. Nicely done!
Joooray- Invaluable vigilante, you helped wipe out so many scums. You didn't even freak out when I asked to deeply investigate you, you calmly asked me why in private, and actually listened to my explanation. Excellent townie work.
Kommodus- Even after catching me in a total lie, you didn't immediately drag me before the town to have me hanged. Your patience serves you well, and I am glad we caught your killers. You also totally nailed GH, and our negotiated double lynched served all our interests... CountArach's death crippled the communists and allowed me breathing space to focus on the mafia fight, and GH going down is obviously beneficial.
KurkriKhan- I still am so grateful you accepted the dangerous side-mission I sent you on. If I had sent you after CountArach instead of Yaropolk... we might have totally wasted all the commies right away. And you were invaluable as a vigilante and in other aspects. Nicely done!
Myrddraal- Thank you for keeping up with the game. It was nice to know that there were still dead townies worth fighting for. Your early investigation results were also very helpful.
Proletariat- Thank you for agreeing to work with me; our combined results helped narrow down who was questionable and who was loyal, and your private conversations took down an entire mafia family, not just their Don. Extraordinary job!
Psychonaut- You gave me the benefit of the doubt, and you helped deduce what I was. If you hadn't been killed off, I am certain you would have kicked some serious tail. You were on the ball this game!
Quintus.JC- It makes me very sad that you died so soon. I was looking forward to working with you. You're a great player, and you went well before your time.
Reenk Roink- You were extraordinary. If we weren't constantly at one another's throats, we would have made an excellent team. I am glad that all those people you nailed met their untimely end, and it was an honor to help make that happen. Excellent writeups, and good independent snooping. Truly a master of this game.
Ricera10- You personally and single-handedly destroyed a Mafia Made. Your investigation results helped, and your working with me to eliminate a non-wogged lurker helped me establish your identity and move on to other suspects. A shame that target was another detective. All in all, a superior game from you.
Sasaki Kojiro- I know you were working to undermine the town, you admitted as much. I am seriously tired of the senseless bandwagons on Sasaki just because he's Sasaki. You're a formidable opponent and you will get no pleasure out of these games if you aren't given a chance of demonstrating that. You didn't intend to help me nail LittleGrizzly and Haudegen, but you did. Sorry your plans were foiled... but as I said; this town is only big enough for one of us. Thanks for an entertaining performance and being a ruthless, challenging master opponent.
Shinseikhaan- Things never worked out for you the way you wanted, I know. You were trying to go mafia... but I just couldn't bear to lynch you blind, and you deserved the honor of being the Director even for a short while. Apologies if things got heated in the early rounds, and I bow to you for having the cojones to simply try to get me lynched, it seemed the others were a bit intimidated with the idea.
shlin28- You did good work for the town and unfairly got the shaft, and I was partly responsible. You kept a very cool head about it, and you were never detrimental to our efforts. Well played.
Sigurd- What can I say, my friend... you contributed as much to this town victory as anyone. But I was wrong when I said your performance meant you were the "worst" if you were mafia; had YLC not destroyed you, your word might have trumped mine at the end, and gotten the entire town destroyed. You were
nearly, nearly there.... IMO, while the families may regret your actions, you were an eyelash away from causing total town destruction. You are an impressive, awesome player and a frightening opponent. You got under my skin, you gained my confidence, you manipulated me like a master... but you got as good as you gave. In the back of my mind I kept having other investigators re-check some of your results. I suspected very early on that you were a mafia, but your actions throughout the game almost, almost erased that suspicion. Making you Director was part of covering the bases. Had you not been pushed into a desperate position, and then died, you may have been able to totally hand me my own buttocks. I also consider your PM that you sent me after I wore you out and challenged all your false arguments, to be very sincere and gracious. Even though you kept on trying to get the mafia families to kill me all game long, you were still perhaps my most valuable partner, and the conclusion of our rivalry and in-game friendship was fitting. We started out as OSS officers, we worked with the mafia to take out communists, and then in this game, we had different objectives. You were deeply tied to the commission, and I was only concerned with eliminating the commies. I declined to join your criminal enterprise, and things got VERY interesting after that. I wonder what would have happened if you never spoke the code word "vendetta" in the thread? That was a fateful moment for the town.
slashandburn- Another awesome player who nailed his share of scums and helped wipe out the communists. Nicely done!
splitpersonality- You were with me the whole time... until you were against me. You really helped me this game. Your roleblock on gibsonsg91921 helped me put off any actions against this incorruptible townie who was fingered early on as guilty, hands covered in the blood of the innocent. Your protections were invaluable, and you manipulated me like a master. You were the final, last, best hope for the communists and the mafia, because you had earned my trust, and gained the information needed to keep Chaotix and Crazed Rabbit alive. For this act of defiance, I had to order the removal of a dear, dear friend who was like a brother to me. I really felt like I was ordering the death of Fredo. You broke my heart!

Thanks for sticking up for me (after you publicly denounced me, in a reversal) and correctly identifying Haudegen. I admit, I wasn't sure whether to trust my own analysis after YOU pointed the finger at him. Still, town owes much of this victory to you. I trust the FBI will be gentle with you, in light of this.
SSNeoperestroika- You had the guts to turn to me for a favor when you were sure the mafia were after you. You ended up protecting most of the vital roles in the game, and were a powerful force which helped ensure our victory. Not enough can be said about how important your contributions were. Have your character give mine a ring on the telephone sometime... we should go fishing sometime and reminisce about the time we helped save Fatlington. I trust you're the head surgeon at Mercy Hospital by now...
The Stranger- He put forth a LOT of effort at the beginning of the game. I know he would have been a valuable ally if he had not died and his idea failed. I eventually modified that idea to spit out some doctors at the end of the game. Had we eliminated
all the commies early, I would have been helping spit out doctors all game long. A shame you couldn't stay with us.
TinCow- You played very well for yourself and you could have ended up going with the winning team no matter how it turned out. Your analysis and vigilante kills were superb, and you helped keep the town organized and focused.
Tratorix- Almost got to the finish line alive... you will be missed. You were part of the pro-town "Death Squad" that brought terror and pain to the scums, and an invaluable and reliable contributor and voter.
Twilightblade- Those Kunai writeups helped me scratch one suspect off the list, and were entertaining. Your entirely neutral play was brilliant, because you ensured the mafia would never kill you, and that the townies would not either. A prime example of how an understated and simple strategy can bring about greatness.
White_Eyes:D- I don't know how we did it, my friend. We usually step on one another's toes, but you freakin' kicked

and you truly deserve all the babes, the chocolate fountain, and the endless beer tap. I trust you will be quite happy with the accommodations?
Xehh II- When the hit on LittleGrizzly failed, you finished it off. And you managed to sneak under my radar most of the game. Nicely played! Truly an outstanding and entertaining performance!
YLC- It appears I spoiled a lot of your fun by telling Sigurd early on how to avoid being killed by you. Surely that is why the mafia failed to trigger you... I am glad that he got a bit careless and really stuck his foot in it. Your role was awesome and your assistance was vital in removing a threat that I would have had difficulty removing, and had nearly convinced me he was totally pro-town. You covered my exposed flank and destroyed the Mafia commissioner. Superbly done!
To all the others who were pro-town and gave it their best, if I missed you, I apologize. This was a humongous team effort and we needed each and every one of you.
To all the mafia... I apologize for some of the bad luck you had, and I am grateful you really gave it your all to destroy the town, otherwise it would have simply been a routine game where the mafia fell one by one and there would have been no challenge. You were very, very challenging, and you are to be commended for contributing as the big baddies to perhaps the greatest game of all time.
To the commies: If I could have joined you, I would have. An early slip-up and a keen eye hampered your entire effort. You guys had awesome roles and I'm sorry your chances got limited so early on. Things might have turned out very differently, given how quiet and pro-townie some of you were, and how many questionable people there were to recruit. Thanks especially to
Chaotix and
Splitpersonality who so vigorously denied any wrongdoing, even when they were caught "red" handed.
*lights a cigar*
To commissioner Fermanagh:
I trust I'll be getting a brand
new Jaguar?

Also, it would be nice if records of my criminal activities were sealed.... no one here ever saw me, I was never here... I am just a figment of your imagination... go on with your lives people, nothing to see here.
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