Quote Originally Posted by Vasiliyi View Post
Ive never had that problem. Bug?
Yes, a bug. But not a computer one. More of the likes of a one that infect Homo sapiens sapiens. And not a noticeable on either, but more of the stealthy, insidious nature. So far, the only known symptoms of it are the rare but yet documented dramatic and abrupt elongation of the protuberance of our body which houses the nostrils. Yes, that part.

This grotesque and peculiar effect is observed only in men of certain character, of certain physical disability which is characterised by the replacement of the somatic composition from flesh to cellulose in a process not yet rationalised by the befuddled men of knowledge of these days. How morbidly curious you say, but believe my word, and believe you shall, this affliction is, if we are to heed the statistics, is the most common of all the human maladies.