Here I was thinking desecrating sacred space was a Medieval Thing!

[Tribesman]

What a non story.
Why not do a story about them poor buggers down by Rock who had to climb the dunes to get in through the roof by abseiling down a rope to perform the religious ceremony just to make sure the buried church remained consecrated ground.
Now if some "fetisist" wanted to walk down the beach or across the golf course to take some photos in that consecrated church yard then fair play to them , its quite a walk and the sand is soft.