Are we better off without pants?

[lobf]

Go walk through a field or forest in a dress and then tell me how much pants suck.

[miotas]

Go walk through a field or forest in a dress and then tell me how much pants suck.

Do it often do you?

I have changed my opinion on matter, pants have been outlawed in this country, and there hasn't been a single complaint from the populace. Clearly pants are unnecessary.

[Cadwalader]

Sure trousers may be less practical than tunicae, but should we also quit EB forever and begin playing with pine-cones? Trousers are the height of civilization! Whenever I put mine on, I think about the proud tradition of pushing through the wilderness, driving the savages in front of them like a farmer's shovel does with dung. Care must be taken in this age of globalisation, for once man has dorned the trouser, there will be nothing to stop him.