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    http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

    I just picked this up from Paradox's OT Forum! It's a simulator of a virtual lifeand you have to make decisions as a person throughout your life. Just played my first character. A chinese named Bai Chongxian. xD The game's pretty funny. Dropped out of school, emmigrated to Portugal, and amassed a sizeable wealth, a networth of 40.000 euros in investments by the time I died. All this while my character worked as shoemaker. >_>
    Here's my character's entire life. xD

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    0 years old
    I was born a boy in the city of Beipiao in China's Liaoning Province.

    My parents have named me Chong Xian. My surname is Bai. My mother, Tan Hung, is 26 and my father, Bu Wei, is 27. I have no brothers or sisters.

    My mother is now working as a manufacturing laborer.

    1 year old
    Moved to a nicer place.

    I suffered a case of food poisoning.

    Heavy localized fighting in Guangdong province.

    2 years old
    A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1.549 people have died and 14.000.000 others have been affected.

    My family and I were not directly affected.

    3 years old
    Peace.

    Brother Chun Mei born.

    4 years old
    5 years old
    6 years old
    Began school.

    7 years old
    Held back a year in school.

    8 years old
    A famine or food shortage has hit China. 3 people have died and 41.000.000 others have been affected.

    My family and I were not directly affected.

    My brother Chun Mei began school.

    9 years old
    10 years old
    Widespread fighting in Hunan province.

    11 years old
    Moved to a nicer place.

    12 years old
    A famine or food shortage has hit China. 32 people have died and 15.000.000 others have been affected.

    My family and I were not directly affected.

    13 years old
    14 years old
    Took up smoking.

    15 years old
    Removed from school.

    Need to look for a job.

    Began work as a metal worker.

    16 years old
    Lied to cover up another lie.

    Avoided using drugs.

    Met a new girl I like very much, named Chong Chin Chih.

    Rejected by Chong Chin Chih.

    17 years old
    Avoided using drugs.

    Met a new girl I like very much, named Eng Pao Pao.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    My brother Chun Mei's girlfriend Min is now working as a handicraft worker.

    18 years old
    Moved to a less expensive place.

    Cleaned up someone else's mess.

    Eng Pao Pao broke off our relationship.

    Inducted into the military.

    Moved away from home.

    19 years old
    Peace.

    Told the truth at the risk of offending a friend..

    20 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

    My brother Chun Mei has graduated from secondary school.

    My brother Chun Mei is now working as a blacksmith.

    21 years old
    Met a new woman I like very much, named Da Mei Kai.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    22 years old
    My girlfriend Mei Kai is not ready for marriage.

    23 years old
    I was robbed.

    My brother Chun Mei has moved out on his own.

    My girlfriend Mei Kai has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

    24 years old
    A famine or food shortage has hit China. 48 people have died and 27.000.000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 684 Chinese soldiers have been killed.

    Helped out a beggar.

    Left the military.

    Began work as a construction worker.

    Mei Kai and I are now engaged!.

    25 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    Peace.

    Girlfriend pregnant.

    Woo Chwun Yu and my brother Chun Mei are now engaged to be married.

    Son Guan Xiu born.

    26 years old
    Avoided using drugs.

    27 years old
    Civil war in Nei Monggol province.

    Da Mei Kai and I got married this year.

    28 years old
    Avoided using drugs.

    My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

    29 years old
    Peace.

    Home was broken into and burglarized.

    Victim of burglary.

    Avoided using drugs.

    Denied a raise.

    30 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    My father has been cured of cataracts.

    31 years old
    Heavy localized fighting in Anhui province.

    Tried to give up smoking.

    Moved to Portugal.

    Moved to Porto.

    Began work as a garbage collector.

    My father has become an alcoholic.

    My son Guan Xiu began school.

    My wife Mei Kai is now working as a part-time seamstress.

    32 years old
    33 years old
    Decided to steal.

    Stole goods worth 8.861 euros.

    My father is now working as a part-time trader of used goods.

    34 years old
    My mother has diabetes.

    My mother is now working as a part-time trader of used goods.

    My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

    My father is now doing temporary odd jobs.

    35 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    Denied a raise.

    My mother is now working as a restaurant services worker.

    36 years old
    Decided to steal.

    Stole goods worth 11.539 euros.

    Denied a raise.

    Quit my job.

    Began work as a shoemaker.

    37 years old
    38 years old
    Had an epileptic seizure.

    Peace.

    Son Yuan born.

    My son Yuan has died of asphyxia in childbirth.

    39 years old
    My mother is now working as a part-time handicraft worker.

    40 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    Denied a raise.

    Invested 7500 euros in bond fund.

    My brother Chun Mei has become addicted to illicit drugs.

    41 years old
    Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

    Lost money on a risky deal.

    My mother has died at age 68 from diabetes.

    My wife Mei Kai has been cured of depression.

    42 years old
    43 years old
    Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

    Lost money on a risky deal.

    My son Guan Xiu has graduated from secondary school.

    My son Guan Xiu began college.

    My son Guan Xiu's girlfriend Zi has graduated from secondary school.

    44 years old
    Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

    My brother Chun Mei has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

    45 years old
    Decided to give some money to charity.

    46 years old
    Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

    Lost money on a risky deal.

    My father died from an infection at the age of 74.

    My brother Chun Mei has given up drugs.

    My wife Mei Kai has arthritis of the knee.

    47 years old
    Invested 5000 euros in high-risk stock.

    My son Guan Xiu has graduated from college with a degree in Accounting.

    My son Guan Xiu has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

    My son Guan Xiu is now working as a mineral processing plant operator.

    48 years old
    49 years old
    Saved mySelf some money with a "white lie".

    Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

    Lost money on a risky deal.

    Cashed in 2500 euros from bond fund.

    My brother Chun Mei has diabetes.

    Peng Ya Ping and my brother Chun Mei are now engaged to be married.

    My son Guan Xiu has moved out on his own.

    My son Guan Xiu is now working as a special education teacher.

    50 years old
    Denied a raise.

    Peng Ya Ping and my brother Chun Mei have married.

    51 years old
    Mi Shi Ting and my son Guan Xiu are now engaged to be married.

    Mi Shi Ting and my son Guan Xiu have married.

    52 years old
    Invested 15000 euros in land.

    53 years old
    I have arthritis of the knee.

    54 years old
    Cashed in 5209 euros from bond fund.

    Cashed in 3809 euros from high-risk stock.

    Invested 20000 euros in land.

    55 years old
    Denied a raise.

    56 years old
    57 years old
    Home was broken into and burglarized.

    Victim of burglary.

    My son Guan Xiu has asthma.

    58 years old
    Cashed in 2000 euros from land.

    59 years old
    60 years old
    I have ischemic heart disease.

    61 years old
    Lost my investment in land.

    62 years old
    Died at age 62 from a heart attack.


    Have any of you guys ever played this?
    BLARGH!

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    29 years of avoiding drugs, interesting.

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    0 years old
    I was born a girl in a village in the state of Bihar in India,
    not far from the city of Bihar.

    My parents have named me Parvani. My surname is Imani.
    My mother, Mali, is 29 and my father, Anand, is 29. I have
    a sister, Dharitri, age 3, a sister, Adhika, age 4 and a sister,
    Arpana, who is 5.

    My sister Arpana began school.

    1 year old
    Brother Amir born.

    My sister Adhika began school.

    2 years old
    A major earthquake has hit India. 4,833 people have died
    and 1,800,000 others have been affected.

    My family and I were not directly affected.

    My sister Dharitri began school.

    My brother Amir has been hurt in an accident.

    3 years old
    My sister Adhika has had malaria.

    4 years old
    My father has been cured of syphilis.

    My sister Arpana has suffered an epileptic seizure.

    5 years old
    6 years old
    Began school.

    My sister Arpana has been caught in a fire and suffered
    minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
    permanent injury.

    My brother Amir began school.

    7 years old
    8 years old
    Sporadic localized fighting in Delhi state.

    9 years old
    10 years old
    My sister Dharitri has been caught in a fire and suffered
    minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no
    permanent injury.

    11 years old
    My sister Arpana's girlfriend Gopa has graduated from
    secondary school.

    12 years old
    Cleaned up someone else's mess.

    My sister Arpana has graduated from secondary school.

    My sister Dharitri's boyfriend Devendra has graduated from
    secondary school.

    13 years old
    Met a new boy I like very much, named Hari Prasad.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    My sister Arpana has moved out on her own.

    My sister Adhika has graduated from secondary school.

    My sister Adhika's boyfriend Ganhesa has graduated from
    secondary school.

    14 years old
    Peace.

    Ended relationship with Hari Prasad.

    Ganhesa Srijoy and my sister Adhika have married.

    My sister Adhika has moved out on her own.

    My sister Dharitri has graduated from secondary school.

    15 years old
    My sister Adhika has been cured of depression.

    16 years old
    Ravi born to Adhika Srijoy

    17 years old
    Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

    Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

    My sister Dharitri has moved out on her own.

    My brother Amir's girlfriend Lakshana has graduated from
    secondary school.

    18 years old
    A major earthquake has hit India. 3,077 people have died
    and 1,700,000 others have been affected.

    My family and I were not directly affected.

    Graduated from secondary school.

    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    My sister Adhika's husband Ganhesa has died at age 23
    from an epileptic seizure.

    Devendra Mukherjee and my sister Dharitri have married.

    My brother Amir has graduated from secondary school.

    19 years old
    Caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the
    body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

    Met a new boy I like very much, named Arvind Malini.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    Lakshana Darsha and my brother Amir are now engaged
    to be married.

    20 years old
    Began work as a nursing aid.

    Decided to look for a job.

    Ended relationship with Arvind Malini.

    Met a new man I like very much, named Sanjay Maqbool.

    Decided not to pursue a relationship with Sanjay Maqbool.

    Kama born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    Lakshana Darsha and my brother Amir have married.

    21 years old
    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    22 years old
    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    Ramakrishna born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    23 years old
    Met a new man I like very much, named Arjun Tagore.

    Decided not to pursue a relationship with Arjun Tagore.

    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    Not accepted in vocational school.

    My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.

    24 years old
    25 years old
    Reported corrupt activities but nothing happened.

    26 years old
    27 years old
    My sister Dharitri has diabetes.

    28 years old
    Ibha born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    29 years old
    My boyfriend Abhidyu has been cured of leishmaniasis.

    Met a new man I like very much, named Abhidyu
    Ramanuja.

    We've begun seeing each other.

    My sister Arpana has had malaria.

    30 years old
    My boyfriend Abhidyu and I are now engaged.

    Abhidyu Ramanuja and I got married this year.

    Son Adipa born.

    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    Sujit born to Adhika Srijoy

    My sister Dharitri's husband Devendra has been cured of
    asthma.

    31 years old
    Daughter Amisha born.

    Ayuta born to Adhika Srijoy

    Ayuta born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    My brother Amir has moved out on his own.

    My son Adipa has had measles.

    32 years old
    Son Alok born.

    My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

    33 years old
    My father has had malaria.

    Kanchana born to Dharitri Mukherjee

    34 years old
    Eloksi born to Adhika Srijoy

    35 years old
    Decided not to give money to charity.

    My son Adipa began school.

    36 years old
    Caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the
    body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

    My daughter Amisha began school.

    37 years old
    My son Alok began school.

    38 years old
    Caught trying to sneak into the United Kingdom.

    My sister Dharitri has died at age 42 from diabetes.

    39 years old
    A major earthquake has hit India. 45 people have died and
    3,200,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    40 years old
    Decided to give some money to charity.

    Amaru born to Lakshana Darsha

    41 years old
    Sporadic localized fighting in Madya Pradesh state.

    My sister Arpana's girlfriend Durga has died at age 50 from
    stomach cancer.

    42 years old
    Moved to Japan.

    Moved to Yokohama.

    You have failed the college entrance examinations.

    Began work as a salesperson.

    My mother has been cured of cataracts.

    My father has been cured of cataracts.

    My sister Adhika has been cured of depression.

    43 years old
    Peace.

    44 years old
    45 years old
    Decided to give some money to charity.

    My mother has asthma.

    My daughter Amisha's boyfriend Yukio has graduated from
    secondary school.

    46 years old
    My son Alok began trade school.

    In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son Alok
    has been placed on academic probation.

    47 years old
    My father has a peptic ulcer.

    My son Adipa has graduated from secondary school.

    My son Adipa's girlfriend Hideko has graduated from
    college with a degree in Pre-Med.

    48 years old
    My sister Adhika has been cured of obsessive-compulsive
    disorder.

    My daughter Amisha has graduated from secondary
    school.

    My son Alok's girlfriend Makiko has graduated from trade
    school.

    49 years old
    My mother has colon cancer.

    My son Alok has graduated from trade school.

    Makiko Honda and my son Alok are now engaged to be
    married.

    Makiko Honda and my son Alok have married.

    50 years old
    A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 61 people have
    died and 42,000 others have been affected.

    I was not affected.

    My mother has died at age 80 from colon cancer.

    My son Adipa has been involved in a road traffic accident
    but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

    Hideko Yoneko and my son Adipa are now engaged to be
    married.

    Hideko Yoneko and my son Adipa have married.

    51 years old
    52 years old
    A major earthquake has hit Japan. 8 people have died and
    130,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    53 years old
    54 years old
    A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 14 people have
    died and 54,000 others have been affected.

    I was not affected.

    Alok has left his family.

    55 years old
    My father died from an infection.

    Inherited money from my parents.

    56 years old
    My sister Dharitri's husband Devendra has died at age 61
    from an accident caused by senile dementia.

    57 years old
    My son Adipa's wife Hideko has died at age 30 from a
    heart attack.

    58 years old
    59 years old
    My sister Adhika has colon cancer.

    60 years old

    My sister Adhika has died at age 65 from colon cancer.

    My son Alok has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

    61 years old
    A major earthquake has hit Japan. 40 people have died and 250,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    62 years old
    63 years old
    64 years old
    Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

    65 years old
    66 years old
    My husband Abhidyu has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

    67 years old
    My sister Arpana has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

    68 years old
    A major earthquake has hit Japan. 311 people have died and 280,000 others have been affected.

    I was not directly affected.

    My sister Arpana has colon cancer.

    My sister Arpana has arthritis of the knee.

    69 years old
    A major volcanic eruption has hit Japan. 0 people have died and 66,000 others have been affected.

    I was not affected.

    70 years old
    Died at age 70 from lymphoma.


    I dunno man, I'm starting to think my Indian woman had some kind of external curse. Nothing bad happened to HER, but everybody AROUND her...well...
    Last edited by Sheogorath; 08-09-2009 at 08:28.
    Tallyho lads, rape the houses and burn the women! Leave not a single potted plant alive! Full speed ahead and damn the cheesemongers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheogorath View Post
    I dunno man, I'm starting to think my Indian woman had some kind of external curse. Nothing bad happened to HER, but everybody AROUND her...well...
    Haha, too true. Funny how everyone around you had injuries every year.
    BLARGH!

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    Default Re: Real Lives 2010

    So I played for a while and got this awesome error.



    HOOORRAAAYYY CENSORSHIP!
    Last edited by Veho Nex; 08-09-2009 at 21:26.
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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    A game that attempts to divide by zero... that's hardcore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Veho Nex View Post
    So I played for a while and got this awesome error.
    Lol, one can say your character didn't adapt to America. >__>
    BLARGH!

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    I've noticed an awesome pattern.

    Grow up in random third world country. Work till I'm 25. Move to Japan. Steal everything I can in Japan. Invest in Land in japan. At age 45. Cash-in and move to America. Retire. I live comfortably for the rest of my days with an average net worth of 2-5million.
    Tho' I've belted you an' flayed you,
    By the livin' Gawd that made you,
    You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!
    Quote Originally Posted by North Korea
    It is our military's traditional response to quell provocative actions with a merciless thunderbolt.

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