So I find myself in 272 BC... I would tell everyone that the Return of the Sith was a damn lame movie.
So I find myself in 272 BC... I would tell everyone that the Return of the Sith was a damn lame movie.
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Skipped essays: Serbian migration into the Kingdom of Hungary in the 18th century, The Order of Saint John in the Kingdom of Hungary
maybe they can pass that message on for a few thousand years.
someone could go watch a hoplite battle , and etch down a nice description on a stone wall , describing if they used over , under , sowrds .. etc .. to end the hoplite debate and thus have a close representation of how hoplite unit worked in EB
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nomad, steppe->Barbaropolis/Megale Hellas
Loot like the huns.
"When the candles are out all women are fair."
-Plutarch, Coniugia Praecepta 46
I think there's a limit to the capacity of ancient societies to absorb technological innovations which would frustrate attempts to give them guns or even the printing press.
It's probably possible to build working models of the above (although I certainly couldn't), but persuading a society to adopt them on a widespread basis would be a far greater challenge.
Notwithstanding the fact that you're an outsider and lack the political or financial connections necessary to fund these projects, you'd need some way of demonstrating their benefits.
Take the musket for example; ignoring the technical challenges of building one, you'd need to convince the military hierarchy to adopt the weapon en masse otherwise at best all you'd have is another type of missile infantry which can fire further than archers, but with limited accuracy and very slow reloading times.
Worse still, in city-states like Rome with citizen militia armies, battlefield role is bound up with social status (equites being drawn from the highest classes, then the regular infantry grades, then the light troops at the bottom). Telling a triari (who at this point buys his own equipment), that he now has to fight in the same way as everyone else is unlikely to be popular.
Some innovations could probably be introduced fairly quickly, the stirrup is a good candidate here, but others, even concepts like crop rotation, would meet with heavy resistance on the grounds that you don't really have any evidence as to why people should abandon long-standing customs.
And back to the original question, I'd like to see the Hellenistic east. The idea of Greek kingdoms in India and Afghanistan is so incredible that if someone were to have made it up I wouldn't have believed it.
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I'd probably be in Roma, running for the tribunate.
I would love to see those greek battles though, and to look and see the sucessor kingdoms.
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I would assassinate the ancestor of Scipio.
Si has verbas intellegis, barbarum foetidum es.
Ωστόσο, εάν μπορείτε να το κατανοήσουμε αυτό, τότε μπορεί να μην έχει να σε σκοτώσει.
That's more like it.
I wonder whether there are other people who'd unleash the psychopath in themselves and set up one of the most cruel cults he can imagine, including the practices of human sacrifices, decapitatition and head-hunting? And why not include the most gross torture and case of physical and/or sexual violence as well?
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I'd be in Rome, although I wouldn't, naturally enough, be serving an Emperor...
I'd be probably a Populares senator with a decent military record, thing for Philosophy, altruism, Greek wisdom and inventions, et cetera.
The same with me, Baktria and Indo-Greek Kingdom fascinate me. The idea of Greek, Indian, Chinese and Persian/Central-Asian cultures meeting and knowledge coalescing...
I has two balloons!
I'd head to Britain and tell them to spend the next 300 years building a huge wall around the whole coastline, even though I chose Mesopotamia just because it'd be too cold in England
All that would be nearly impossible to do, sure you could probably make greek fire and black powder relatively easily but nitroglycerine? there won't be tubs of nitric acid, sulphuric acid and glycerol just lying around you'd need to know how to make those, and how to make/extract the reactants to make them. Extracting nickle? very difficult. Ditto the titainium, extremely hard to do.
Making things like that without the support base of technology we have today would be almost impossible for one person to do.
Things you could do would be to introduce ideas like the dangers of lead and mecrury, vaccination etc those would still make a massive difference.
Umm, you would think I knew how to make all those things if I mentioned them... I did not mention what I could not do, and when I did (nickel and titanium), I informed the readers that it was unlikely.
First of all, not probably, but certainly. Back in Russia I produced black powder and then made bombs from it to test it. I used nitrates, ground anthracite and lignite (to test the difference) coal (I had no charcoal unfortunately, but it is easy to make), as well a sulphur of course. 6:2:2 was the precise formula, with nitrates being the "6".
Oh, and I used grainy gunpowder which was invented in the late 17th century, which increases the power of the black powder by at least tens and even hundreds of times. Not only this, but the grainy gunpowder is highly resistant to moisture and is much easier to load, as it is no longer a powder but more like large-grained sand. To produce it, you need to wet regular powder, make balls from it, dry them, and then break them apart. That is pretty much all.
I even made a cannon from an old, thick pipe, and then soldered the end, and to make sure it held, I made some concrete and built a base for the cannon, as well as pouring some concrete on the breech end of the cannon, as I obviously did not trust the solder to hold it. Then I fired the cannon of course, by a remote firing using a kerosene-soaked cord. It was unforgettable
As for nitroglycerine, I read the Mysterious Island by Jules Verne, where he meticulously described how to make nitroglycerine just from the things you can find lying around anywhere in nature. Not hard.
Easy. Acids are not difficult to make, and I have read how to produce them. Seriously, how do you think they made they made sulphuric acid in the 8th century? I will use coal to obtain the sulphuric acid (not awfully efficient, but pretty simple), and then use the sulphuric acid on copper nitrate to produce nitric acid.
and how to make/extract the reactants to make them.
First of all, it is not "nickle", but nickel!!! The former one is unobtainable as it does not exist. But yeah, those two I said that I "may" do if I could. It all depends on how hot of a furnace I can make. They are not essential. I will teach Romans how to make steel, and if I can get them to produce stainless steel, well, that is a bonus. And titanium was rather wistful thinking. At best, I can extract it in an exceedingly impure form. Which is why I did not guarantee the success of that operation.
I already know hot to make it. The reason I am going to make it is because nitroglycerine is the most powerful explosive I know how to produce. I will use it to mine and detonate enemy walls in a way my simple gunpowder cannot. It will also be of great aid in civilian technologies.
Unlike Americans, I am a patient person, and do not want everything "fast" and "easy". Not to mention, there is no dire need for industrial production of nitroglycerine. Black powder will do, as it is simple as hell to make, and as I ahve said, nitroglycerine will only be used in rare sieges.
You need much less of it than Greek fire to disable targets. Hence its usefulness in missile weapons.
I will conquer the Mesopotamia where the oil has been extracted through wells for millennia. Romania, or Dakia, also has very substantial oil deposits (Ploesti fields). I never said I will build cars or other machines that use oil. I cannot do that, build those engines, nor refine oil. I will simply substitute oil for where wood is used.
Of course not, who do you think I am? An idiot? I read enough NG to know what bubonic plague is. In any case, the Ha! is on you. If you read even a paragraph on the Antonine Plague, you would know that according to descriptions of Galen, the most renowned doctor of that time, it was either smallpox or measles. EPIC FAIL. That plague was not bubonic at all. Just because it is called a "plague" does not make it bubonic. A plague is any highly infectious disease that kills enormous amounts of people in the old times (no one officially called the flu of 19187 a plague). Smallpox is not very difficult to vaccinate against, especially given that Jenner made one in 18th century with relatively little scientific strain.
Heh, good book it was. Especially the Gatling-gun the knights. In any case, I would choose Romans or Classical Greeks above any culture in the history of mankind to institute those changes, as IMHO, they woudl be the most receptive. And since Classical Greeks were such a tiny, and geographically isolated civilisation, with little resources, the Romans are certainly the better choice. It will be difficult, but the most crucial military changes will catch on pretty quickly, as their benefits are the most clear and present ones. I will start the change, and by the time I am dead, the machine will be already in motion.
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It surely would not take decades to train an army in using firearms. Using firearms is a lot more easier than using a bow, or let alone a sling. Melee-fighting also requires lots of skill (and balls, of course), much more than simply using firearms. Firearms did revolutionize the military because of the effectiveness, that means, once you could aim at your target and actually hit it, they replaced all other ranged weapons because they were so easy to produce and to be used.
So the main problem in AP's idea is the construction and mass production of those firearms, which I really doubt would be doable within any reasonable limits (AP's lifespan). Training would be simple, first you personally train ten officers, then each trains another ten, and so on.
I think what I really would do is simply re-building my EB-empire in history. Then I would have my slaves build the biggest palace ever made by man for me. I would be the only male in this complex, save for the guards. In the basement would be a giant swimming pool inhabited by thousand of crocodiles which I would use for ritual executions on a weekly basis.
I would promote my prostitutes and sometimes my cats into the Senate, and everytime I visit the Senate, I would humiliate the upper class by asking my cats if they agree with any proposals by the Senatores, and when these meow, say "Oh, no, pussy says she has a better proposal on that matter." Anybody who thinks he's too good to listen to pussy goes to the crocodiles.
Last edited by Centurio Nixalsverdrus; 08-12-2009 at 17:26.
Why don't you go pitch the concept to Turtledove?
AP knows how to use guns?So the main problem in AP's idea is the construction and mass production of those firearms, which I really doubt would be doable within any reasonable limits (AP's lifespan). Training would be simple, first you personally train ten officers, then each trains another ten, and so on.
I think what I really would do is simply re-building my EB-empire in history. Then I would have my slaves build the biggest palace ever made by man for me. I would be the only male in this complex, save for the guards. In the basement would be a giant swimming pool inhabited by thousand of crocodiles which I would use for ritual executions on a weekly basis.
And you're starting to sound like an ancient Bond villain, CN.![]()
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He wouldn't be too out of place in the East....
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Oh, and also, hot-air balloons (I know the basics, I know where to get natural gas, and knowing the basics, with trial-and-error, I could produce an invaluable scout - the French used the balloons in Franco-Prussian war especially, to report enemy movement; The Prussians invented a special AA cannon to combat the balloon, as guns and bows did not have the range)
Then I would make a compass and discover Americas. There I will attempt to create a secret Roman Empire, so in case the Old World one falls, the New World one remain safe for a time being. I will keep it secret to deter any Columbus-like individuals. And I will spread the myth of horrific dragons and monsters in the Atlantic Ocean to scare-off future explorer. I may even bring a stuffed anaconda to illustrate the example, or dig up some dinosaurs to further frighten the people. Also, there I will go to Chile and discover the immeasurable bat-guano deposits which will create a fantastical agriculture.
no, it doesn't have to take decades; around 10 years is feasible (heck, the japanese modernized their army in about 10 years). just show them how to make, and they'll churn it out. and training a musketeer doesn't take long anyhow, anywhere from a few weeks to a full year. compare that to a lifetime of bow and arrow practice. and its a great excuse to centralize government-the Chinese and seleukids would have loved it.
and accuracy is irrelevent-no one from that timeperiod would want to mess with a bunch of boys with "firesticks". and the range isn't that short (of course, if your paranoid enough, just rifle the barrel and you can multiply the range by 2 to 4 fold..and if you can support them with pikemen, even better.
as for armor: by your logic, musketeers in the 18th centry were a bunch of turtles-afterall, they fought each other with missiles
besides, I said specifically that I prefer to start in china: they definately had the means to train, churn, and use (and maintain)musketeers efficiently-hell, they used crossbowmen the same way
@satalexon: shooting each other didn't stop Qin from improving their weapons/armies* in RL, so why not a musket?
*hey, doesn't that take...listening, then providing the resources.
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Then I would make a compass and discover Americas. There I will attempt to create a secret Roman Empire, so in case the Old World one falls, the New World one remain safe for a time being. I will keep it secret to deter any Columbus-like individuals. And I will spread the myth of horrific dragons and monsters in the Atlantic Ocean to scare-off future explorer. I may even bring a stuffed anaconda to illustrate the example, or dig up some dinosaurs to further frighten the people. Also, there I will go to Chile and discover the immeasurable bat-guano deposits which will create a fantastical agriculture.![]()
@Ibrahim, that is precisely the problem y they wud not listen to you. The two filled a similar role. Y invent something totally novel when one can simply improve the existing crossbows' power and range? (yeah, thats y they eventually lagged behind in gunpowder weaponery for the average grunt.)
because it offers a chance to centralize government, in the sense that, do you realize the expense of the production of muskets is suficiently high that only a central government can produce, maintain, and equip a gunpowder army? and also the potential for a more powerful weapon in the long run?
and as I said, rifle the musket and it has 400-500 yards on it-much more than a chinese crossbow at its best. and the rate of fire is not too different as well.
now, if this were the ming or ching dynasty, then yes, they wouldn't want any, but not earlier
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heh didn't know about that, wouldn't recommend trying to make it though it's severely unstable stuff.
Oh i know sulphuric acid is easy to make, but nitric acid...where would you get copper nitrate from in 272bc? a better source of nitrate would be saltpetre which is much easier to produce given the technology at the timeEasy. Acids are not difficult to make, and I have read how to produce them. Seriously, how do you think they made they made sulphuric acid in the 8th century? I will use coal to obtain the sulphuric acid (not awfully efficient, but pretty simple), and then use the sulphuric acid on copper nitrate to produce nitric acid.
and how to make/extract the reactants to make them.
Yeah my bad there simple spelling mistake, i really think your underestimating the amount of knowledge and expertise that goes into making these things, there's more to making steel that blowing air through molten iron.First of all, it is not "nickle", but nickel!!! The former one is unobtainable as it does not exist. But yeah, those two I said that I "may" do if I could. It all depends on how hot of a furnace I can make. They are not essential. I will teach Romans how to make steel, and if I can get them to produce stainless steel, well, that is a bonus. And titanium was rather wistful thinking. At best, I can extract it in an exceedingly impure form. Which is why I did not guarantee the success of that operation.
That description is a little bugged. I have seen a chemistry olympiad whith that text and tasks were about small mistakes. But actually, you would obtain the products.
OTOH I see a bigger problem, the nitroglycerin is unstable and can explode during production or handling. With poor equipment aviable the probability of explosion only rises.
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I totally agree with the advantages being offered by making warfare more expensive, the centralization of the government and the growing power of the latter if you want to be expansive in any area.
But your comparisons don't really seem right to me. You compared an ancient army to modern Japan (I assume you mean the early 20th century), which already used firearms or was at least comfortable with the notion of it. These guys had already instructors.
Why don't you compare with seventeenth- or sixteenth-century textbook (actually illustrations) telling new soldiers how to load their gun in no less 40 (!) steps. Even if you managed to drill tens of thousands of these men (you need them on different frontiers), you'll still have nothing that even remotely compares to eighteenth-century warfare. Simply put: you'll find yourself lacking in low-ranking officers who know how to use this infantry. By extra training this could still be solved though, although you'll have to introduce a weapon and a tactic on a battlefield that is so new, no-one knows the likely results. Your soldiers may lack confidence in their guns and prefer to use knifes instead. Your mounts might just decide to run away, as might your foe or part of your army.
Eighteenth-century soldiers are definitly not heavily armoured. But they were already equiped with weapons that allowed a small reload time, and fought in formations that were focussed on these smaller reload times. Gunfire became far more deadly than in the sixteenth century, making armour (still used to a great extent in the sixteenth century) obsolete. If you don't want to armour your soldiers heavily (or equip them with pikes, negating the bonus gained from using guns), you'll have to bring your army close to eighteenth-century standards, in weaponry, drill and tactics.
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I'd team up with Archimedes to produce all kinds of superweapons and advanced maths and such, making Syracuse an impenetrable fortress (along with the rest of Sicily). If Roman hordes still get in, I'll pack up as much advanced tech created there as well as followers and migrate with them to modern-day Finland, creating a mighty northern kingdom - might take a while, but if find myself in 272BC I could as well as be immortal as well, so when the dark ages hit the rest of Europe, a great Finno-Greek civilization is ready to pour in and conquer the world.
I will BECOME the emperor, rather than serving a non-existing one XD. Even if it would be hard to make rifles (unless you would be able to make a proper rifled gun, you will have arquebuses, not so powerful and pretty short-ranged), our knowledged would be VERY useful.
I would be fortune teller and kings would start to beg on their future
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well, China again offers a good place to start: their use of the crossbow, inasmuch as can be determined by the terrocota army, was similar to late 17th-early 18th century manuals: form 3-5 ranks, and have each alternate between loading, presenting, and firing. the only change is to replace crossbows with muskets.
this can be advantageous, in that if provided with bayonets/hangars, one can make pikemen*, in in use in china, obsolete.
as for armor, that's why I proposed that particular musket; its an 18th century british model, perfect for rapid fire. its also one of the more accurate models at the time.
as for preffering knives: we can have swedish style tactics for them: a bayonet can be fashiond on top as it was in the 18th century, should they feel uncomfortable with shooting (alternativley, a bayonet/hangar combo, as the british had before 1768). so you can shoot once or twice, then go in up close.
*well, not exactly a pike, more like a 13 foot pole with two short-swords, one on each end.
Last edited by Ibrahim; 08-12-2009 at 23:14.
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But I have to admit that I dont know if I'd spend my whole live in those forests. Especially so early (272bc!). Later on it would be far more interesting. But germania would be certainly the first place I had to check out.
When it comes to where I would spend my life it would be Alex, certainly. Considering I wouldnt live much longer than 200 BC this is maybe the most important and most exciting city in the known world... right?
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Unstable only if sudden pressure is applied. You do not think making grainy gunpowder is dangerous, much less testing it??
Well, as I said, I only mentioned stuff that I already know. I know it would be easier to obtain nitric acid from saltpetre (think of the gargantuan guano deposits of Chile) but alas, I do not know how to make nitric acid from that. I only read about producing it from copper nitrate, especially since I already have sulphuric acid. But I can always read more, and learn how to make it from saltpetre!
Well, duh, of course you are correct, but the "duh" is there because you are sounding as if you did not read both of my previous posts. I never said I knew how to extract and work with titanium and nickel. I just said I will try, and see if it works. I have no idea how to work with them. But I do know the Bessemer process though. I studied it![]()
Yes it is but raw nitroglycerin is much more unstable and much more powerful, anything around or above 30 C is extremely dangerous and its a lot more sensitive to knocks or friction.
ps.I'd imagine the scariest part of making grainy powder is the breaking up of the cakes, i certianly wouldn't like to be hitting a big lump of explosive anytime soon.
Sorry i was running on the assumption that you were back in 272bc with the knowledge you have at this point. As for nitric acid from saltpetre its pretty simple, just add sulphric acid, distil the products and voilà!Well, as I said, I only mentioned stuff that I already know. I know it would be easier to obtain nitric acid from saltpetre (think of the gargantuan guano deposits of Chile) but alas, I do not know how to make nitric acid from that. I only read about producing it from copper nitrate, especially since I already have sulphuric acid. But I can always read more, and learn how to make it from saltpetre!
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