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    Random backroom question. How many have you slept with? Men, women, both, whatever. No judgment. (I refer generally to how many women, but your anti-establishment choices are fine. I a referring specifically to sex.)

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    Please define your concept of intercourse. Do you mean follow through to the ultimate act, or some lesser acts not leading to actual coitus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma View Post
    Random backroom question. How many have you slept with? Men, women, both, whatever. No judgment. (I refer generally to how many women, but your anti-establishment choices are fine. I a referring specifically to sex.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff View Post
    Aren't you the one who posts this poll every 6 months?
    No, he's the one who posts this poll every 6 months and started the drunkard's thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rotorgun View Post
    Please define your concept of intercourse. Do you mean follow through to the ultimate act, or some lesser acts not leading to actual coitus?
    Sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TuffStuffMcGruff View Post
    Aren't you the one who posts this poll every 6 months?

    Not only have I never posted this poll, I have also never seen this poll here before, Tuffy.
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    What time period are we talking about?

    Last weekend? Today?
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    What time period are we talking about?

    Last weekend? Today?
    Really? Is it that vague? Come on.

    To answer your question: Ever.


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    alright, who said 36-40?


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    alright, who said 36-40?


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    I have never kept a tally and I never intend to, even though it would be static now that I'm married. I always felt that counting your coitus was kind of ... I dunno ... distasteful, I guess.

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    Given the answers to this poll I'm glad it wasn't a question of age.
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    If that means intercourse.... no... I'm still a virgin

    But if it means "literally" slept with a woman.... well, one.... (only take a nap together )

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    Not sure, not terribly many but I didn't count

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    Mambo number 5.


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    Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma View Post
    Sex.
    Sex? Does blowjobs count?

    Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?

    And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?

    *you know the area and act I'm talking about
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Sex? Does blowjobs count?

    Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?

    And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?

    *you know the area and act I'm talking about
    Ok, poll over I think we already found our winner.


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    51++? Oh,... HOW?

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    How many women have I slept with?

    One.

    (At a time.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Sex? Does blowjobs count?

    Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?

    And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?

    *you know the area and act I'm talking about
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    I would like to reiterate that I did not...I repeat I DID NOT sleep with any women!!

    As a matter of fact....we were up all night!!!
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    My mom.

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    Oh, that thing about slept with was confusing, I voted zero on intercourse...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Sex? Does blowjobs count?

    Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?

    And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?

    *you know the area and act I'm talking about
    If you don't remember it, then it never happened. And if she didn't enjoy it, then it also never happened.

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    I have slept with Mrs Palmer and her five lovely daughters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi View Post
    And if she didn't enjoy it, then it also never happened.
    Then my score is lowered considerably...

    Bollox poll, no sense whatsoever...

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    51+, it's all happening in my ski resort up here in the Cairngorms. I would put all the flags from all the different countries they come from but there's not enough room in my sig anymore. British, French, Spanish, Brazilian, Puerto Rican, Japanese, Russian, Finnish, Polish, Czech, Albanian, Italian; some single, some with partners, some married, yeah, I've had them all. Not bragging... just letting you people on the internets know. But yeah this really happened, I don't know how I find the time to log on to gaming forums and tell you all about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoreTore View Post
    Sex? Does blowjobs count?

    Oh, and what about sexual encounters I didn't actually get through to the end.... Ie., there was some penetrating going on, but due to excessive drunkeness it kinda failed after a while, due to a limp little one, a sudden sober moment of clarity in which I realize what hideous monster I'm poking, falling asleep, etc.... And if blowjobs count, what about oral sex encounters with that problem?

    And are we only counting those we're exactly 100% sure and without blackouts? I remember falling asleep with my head between female legs*.... Would that count?

    *you know the area and act I'm talking about
    Horetore wins

    I've slept with more than 0, but less than 50.
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