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    Default Re: How many have you slept with?

    Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakizashi View Post
    Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards.
    Um, I don't think it's possible for the number to go down. You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past. Rather, the number becomes static once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.

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    I think he meant if we look at his last 4 years the numbers falling sharply, compared to say the last 4 years one year ago... meaning he probably had a lot of sex about 5 years back...

    Or at least thats what I took from it...

    Where I come from the men are men and the sheep are scared... every sheep counts as at least a 1/2... so 3 1/2 atm

    (1 if we re going to refuse to count sheep)
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    Why is there no 3 digit option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleGrizzly View Post
    I think he meant if we look at his last 4 years the numbers falling sharply, compared to say the last 4 years one year ago... meaning he probably had a lot of sex about 5 years back...

    Or at least thats what I took from it...

    Where I come from the men are men and the sheep are scared... every sheep counts as at least a 1/2... so 3 1/2 atm

    (1 if we re going to refuse to count sheep)
    Haha...Montana...

    Anyways, It is a testament to my boredom that I answered this poll. Its not that I have intentionally kept track, its just that there arent enough of them for me not to know. That means four.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.
    #Hillary4prism

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    Vile thread, but as far as I can tell it is technically within the rules (at least so far).

    Personally, I never thought quantity mattered more than quality. I can easily purchase a case of Budweiser for what I'd pay for a couple of glasses of a good red, but what would be the point?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur View Post
    Um, I don't think it's possible for the number to go down. You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past. Rather, the number becomes static once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.
    No... its possible... trust me, its easier that way.

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    So let me get this straight. I should have been sober enough to actually remember if she like it or not for it to count? Otherwise it didnt happen? Darn my count just got radically lower.
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    The 5 guys who voted 51+ are: Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Hugh Hefner, Wilt Chamberlain, and John Holmes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past.
    Words to live by, young'uns. No kiddin'.

    I was once married to a female soldier, who shared with me her Basic Training Drill Sergeant's motivation:

    "Girls, there's 5 thousand miles of **** (male sexual member) on this post - of which you will enjoy exactly NONE until you can shoot, move, and communicate the ARMY way."

    I always wanted to meet that DS.

    Per the poll: are we measuring mileage or opportunity?
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    says Barney Stinson.

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