How many have you slept with?

[Beskar]

Given the answers to this poll I'm glad it wasn't a question of age.

How many in the first category are over the age of 30?

[Pannonian]

51+, it's all happening in my ski resort up here in the Cairngorms. I would put all the flags from all the different countries they come from but there's not enough room in my sig anymore. British, French, Spanish, Brazilian, Puerto Rican, Japanese, Russian, Finnish, Polish, Czech, Albanian, Italian; some single, some with partners, some married, yeah, I've had them all. Not bragging... just letting you people on the internets know. But yeah this really happened, I don't know how I find the time to log on to gaming forums and tell you all about it.

Weren't you the guy who moonlighted as a prostitute? I can't remember what thread it was in, nor what led up to the post, but it was one of the more bizarre admissions I've seen in the Tavern.

[Idaho]

Horetore wins

I've slept with more than 0, but less than 50.

I've slept with less than 0. Beat that.

[Lemur]

Theres been a few, but I don't believe in extramerital so... in the last...four years now? That number has spiked sharply downwards.

Um, I don't think it's possible for the number to go down. You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past. Rather, the number becomes static once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.

[LittleGrizzly]

I think he meant if we look at his last 4 years the numbers falling sharply, compared to say the last 4 years one year ago... meaning he probably had a lot of sex about 5 years back...

Or at least thats what I took from it...

Where I come from the men are men and the sheep are scared... every sheep counts as at least a 1/2... so 3 1/2 atm

(1 if we re going to refuse to count sheep)

[Kadagar_AV]

Why is there no 3 digit option?

[naut]

once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Vile thread, but as far as I can tell it is technically within the rules (at least so far).

Personally, I never thought quantity mattered more than quality. I can easily purchase a case of Budweiser for what I'd pay for a couple of glasses of a good red, but what would be the point?

[ShadesWolf]

I have no idea, i cold tell you over the last two years as thats easy, but longer ?????????

[Samurai Waki]

Um, I don't think it's possible for the number to go down. You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past. Rather, the number becomes static once you're not running about slipping the salami to any freak-a-deak who gives you the eye.

No... its possible... trust me, its easier that way.

[Motep]

I think he meant if we look at his last 4 years the numbers falling sharply, compared to say the last 4 years one year ago... meaning he probably had a lot of sex about 5 years back...

Or at least thats what I took from it...

Where I come from the men are men and the sheep are scared... every sheep counts as at least a 1/2... so 3 1/2 atm

(1 if we re going to refuse to count sheep)

Haha...Montana...

Anyways, It is a testament to my boredom that I answered this poll. Its not that I have intentionally kept track, its just that there arent enough of them for me not to know. That means four.

[Kagemusha]

So let me get this straight. I should have been sober enough to actually remember if she like it or not for it to count? Otherwise it didnt happen? Darn my count just got radically lower.

[Azathoth]

The 5 guys who voted 51+ are: Peter North, Ron Jeremy, Hugh Hefner, Wilt Chamberlain, and John Holmes.

[KukriKhan]

You can't un-sleep with a woman from your past.

Words to live by, young'uns. No kiddin'.

I was once married to a female soldier, who shared with me her Basic Training Drill Sergeant's motivation:

"Girls, there's 5 thousand miles of **** (male sexual member) on this post - of which you will enjoy exactly NONE until you can shoot, move, and communicate the ARMY way."

I always wanted to meet that DS.

Per the poll: are we measuring mileage or opportunity?

[Mouzafphaerre]

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201

says Barney Stinson.

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[Samurai Waki]

I don't think it could be that terribly difficult to sleep with many different women, if you kept your standards minimal.

Or maybe, if they kept their standards minimal...

[DemonArchangel]

Lost count.

[rotorgun]

Like my equipment, the number of my sexual encounters has been sort of in the middle...you know, average. As for the quality...now that could probably get this thread locked if I went into details!

Love Ya DA for having the guts to ask the tough ones.

[Tribesman]

Personally, I never thought quantity mattered more than quality.

That depends , there are occasions when a reasonably large quantity at once can provide the very best quality experience.

[Samurai Waki]

That depends , there are occasions when a reasonably large quantity at once can provide the very best quality experience.

I've heard this argument used before. I don't know... if say fifteen beer gutted, chain smoking, mullet cut, two hundred fifty pound, redneck trailer park queens, could possibly compare to my one smoking hot wife... its like saying would you rather have a twenty four pack of Keystone Light Beer, rather than a six pack of whatever your favorite beer is.

[Cute Wolf]

Dumb, Silly, but Important question:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Did grabbing breasts and rubbing butts in the bus count as sex?

[Samurai Waki]

Dumb, Silly, but Important question:

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

Did grabbing breasts and rubbing butts in the bus count as sex?

No... but I think that counts as sexual harassment or assault in some countries.

[Cute Wolf]

No... but I think that counts as sexual harassment or assault in some countries.

Well, assume you do it to your own girlfriend......

LOL If u do it with someone you don't know, don't blame me if u land in jail! It certainly was a sexual harrasment...... LOL

[Tribesman]

I've heard this argument used before. I don't know... if say fifteen beer gutted, chain smoking, mullet cut, two hundred fifty pound, redneck trailer park queens, could possibly compare to my one smoking hot wife...

Well apart from the fact that no one mentioned fat ugly women being amongst those involved, the important thing you said there is those three little words....."I don't know"....plus you are trying to compare two very different things.

[Fixiwee]

I wanna see a ratio; postcount:number of sexytime.
Actually that could be an indicator number for nerdiness.

He he he.

[Aemilius Paulus]

Yeah, inverse correlation it would be between the former and the latter, Fixiwee

But by this reckoning, Fragony would be in the top lowest, along with TeAr (as opposed to TeAt).

[KarlXII]

Frendly reminder to the Orgahs posting: Your hand doesn't count.

[Husar]

Frendly reminder to the Orgahs posting: Your hand doesn't count.

But...but there is no negative option!

[A Very Super Market]

I wanna see a ratio; postcount:number of sexytime.
Actually that could be an indicator number for nerdiness.

He he he.

2596:0

As of this post.

[pevergreen]

7318:1

But I liked that one

And Im thinking it may be two in a few months...