I think it's fair to count sex with condoms as sex...
Does oral count?
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I think it's fair to count sex with condoms as sex...
Does oral count?
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Do holograms count?
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1, even with all the modifiers above.
Hopefully in a few weeks, maybe a month or two, two.
Originally Posted by TosaInu
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pevergreen, PM if you want some advice how to bed her faster...
Unimaginable to have to wait that long!
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What works for you doesn't work for everyone, I am sure Pevergreen can handle it.
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I doubt I can, but ever onwards!
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That's so cute!
use it.
There is a reason chicks like Hugh Grant.
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pever hasn't got that kind of money.
Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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Plently more than you.
*checks bank balance*
Maybe...
Well once I get this surgery and car paid off, then the money will actually stay with me.
I don't outlay much.
Remind me to give you a pic of this girl when you're next online on MSN.
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Rest in Peace TosaInu, the Org will be your legacy
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wait till your first serious relationship ends, that's when your inner-whore comes out to play big time!
Furunculus Maneuver: Adopt a highly logical position on a controversial subject where you cannot disagree with the merits of the proposal, only disagree with an opinion based on fundamental values. - Beskar
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Does refusing count? Cuz I had my fair share of proposals turned down because I thought the girl wasn't up to scratch for my tastes. (I'm picky)
Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
Proud
Been to:
Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
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I like my country when it comes to this, it really doesn't matter, sex is good, enjoy,
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I am. This girl means a lot to me.Hang in there Peve, you'll get it. Quality over quantity! I didn't start really screwing around 'till I joined the Army, where my first year at Fort Riley consisted of banging every slut in the towns around post.
After that, I realized it paid to be picky.
I disagree, my first one ended a year ago (minus 3 days) and i've not even held hands with a lady since.
Though that isnt for lack of trying.
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bad luck, i engaged in a 9 month carnival of debauchery which ended when i met my current girlfriend.
it helped that a mate got dumped by his G/F on the same day as me, (the girls knew each other), so we drowned our sorrows in beer and lady-fun.
Furunculus Maneuver: Adopt a highly logical position on a controversial subject where you cannot disagree with the merits of the proposal, only disagree with an opinion based on fundamental values. - Beskar
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.Hang in there Peve, you'll get it. Quality over quantity! I didn't start really screwing around 'till I joined the Army, where my first year at Fort Riley consisted of banging every slut in the towns around post.
After that, I realized it paid to be picky.
What da...Did you get syphilis or what? Don't post here, it's contagious!
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Ja mata Tosa Inu-sama, Hore Tore, Adrian II, Sigurd, Fragony
Mouzafphaerre is known elsewhere as Urwendil/Urwendur/Kibilturg...
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Yeah yeah.. I guess that puts the Lemur in the less than 5 category.
About 75 here, I think. Since I am now 51 and married now and have no ambitions in a certain direction, I guess this tally will remain definitive. I have never regretted a single occasion, in fact I am rather satisfied that I have loved life and women to the max. Like Jesus said: Those who would throw the first stone probably have a splinter in their pants.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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Mm-hmm, so you haven't kept an exact tally either. Face it, Dutch boy, sexytime with a woman is not meant to be tallied, totaled and trumpeted. It ain't a numbers game.
Besides which, I was raised to believe that a gentleman never tells. That way ladies of taste and style can get their freak on without fear.
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I've heard all the excuses before, my dear prosimian.. And your suggestion that a lady of taste would read the hormone-driven debates in the backroom of a gaming forum beggars belief. Proletariat is clearly above that sort of thing.
Go wash your mouth and we shall speak no more of it.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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that is sig worthy! roflmao
Furunculus Maneuver: Adopt a highly logical position on a controversial subject where you cannot disagree with the merits of the proposal, only disagree with an opinion based on fundamental values. - Beskar
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My boy!
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What can I say? The 1970's...
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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dad?
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AFAIK I never did Amersfoort...
I 'visited' my polymorphous perversion on many of the neighbouring spots though. Lemme see. Nunspeet - check (Bible-belt is always hawt). Harderwijk - check (horrid beach). Apeldoorn - check (parents had a nice swimming pool). Ede-Wageningen - check (non-vegan girl, thank heaven). So Fragony, certainly some of your friends might be...
Seriously, when I look back at my late teens and my twenties I find it hard to imagine that sex is still beset by taboos and hang-ups in parts of the western world. Taboos and hang-ups that properly belong to peoples who dress in birch bark, paint their arses and worship bearded sky gods. I thought we took care of all that nonsense in the 1970's. I guess AIDS put an end to our brave new orgasm. Though in The Neds there are still enclaves where sex is thoroughly normalized and an integral part of socal life. Remarkably, these are mainly rural areas such as Friesland and Brabant/Limburg. Girls from Brabant are the sweetest, mark my words. But who am I telling? You seem to get around quite a bit yourself.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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A man who knows that bible-belt chicks are feisty harpies speaketh the truth. I am not nearly that active by the way, nowhere near the 50+ mark, don't know how much but certainly not that many.
edit, I am from de Veluwe by the way, it all started in Barneveld.
Last edited by Fragony; 08-28-2009 at 12:24.
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Everything started in Barneveld, though science still has to establish whether it started with a chicken or an egg..
Of course I am not 'active' in the way I used to be. Age, kids, responsibility, you know. It's mainly as a youf that I rocked the boat. Literally. Certain pursuits are more propitious than others. I used to be a sailing and yachting instructor in my early twenties. As such I spent some real 'summers of love' in Greece, France and The Netherlands. Those four or five years are still a happy, sun-soaked memory for me. Had I been a clerk at the local RABO bank, I probably wouldn't have had the same experiences.
Last edited by Adrian II; 08-28-2009 at 12:46.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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Having a boat helps, but de Drammer has been kinda messy since I played chicken with a bridge.
Last edited by Fragony; 08-28-2009 at 12:59.
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The Neds is a country for small craft, small pleasure boats, small yachts with 30 square yards of sail max. Anything over 7 yards should be taken out to sea. There are far too many floating caravans like your Drammer, steered by bloody amateurs who slam into bridges, piers, buoys, each other...
Please tell me you hit that bridge because you were below deck racking up your damsel score, or I will be seriously disappointed.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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You lived in the 70's and did 75 women?
Amateur. My mom managed 75 in a weekend.
(My poor dad, meanwhile, grew up hoping to marry a virgin.
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