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    dad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    dad?
    AFAIK I never did Amersfoort...

    I 'visited' my polymorphous perversion on many of the neighbouring spots though. Lemme see. Nunspeet - check (Bible-belt is always hawt). Harderwijk - check (horrid beach). Apeldoorn - check (parents had a nice swimming pool). Ede-Wageningen - check (non-vegan girl, thank heaven). So Fragony, certainly some of your friends might be...

    Seriously, when I look back at my late teens and my twenties I find it hard to imagine that sex is still beset by taboos and hang-ups in parts of the western world. Taboos and hang-ups that properly belong to peoples who dress in birch bark, paint their arses and worship bearded sky gods. I thought we took care of all that nonsense in the 1970's. I guess AIDS put an end to our brave new orgasm. Though in The Neds there are still enclaves where sex is thoroughly normalized and an integral part of socal life. Remarkably, these are mainly rural areas such as Friesland and Brabant/Limburg. Girls from Brabant are the sweetest, mark my words. But who am I telling? You seem to get around quite a bit yourself.
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    A man who knows that bible-belt chicks are feisty harpies speaketh the truth. I am not nearly that active by the way, nowhere near the 50+ mark, don't know how much but certainly not that many.

    edit, I am from de Veluwe by the way, it all started in Barneveld.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    A man who knows that bible-belt chicks are feisty harpies speaketh the truth. I am not nearly that active by the way, nowhere near the 50+ mark, don't know how much but certainly not that many.

    edit, I am from de Veluwe by the way, it all started in Barneveld.
    Everything started in Barneveld, though science still has to establish whether it started with a chicken or an egg..

    Of course I am not 'active' in the way I used to be. Age, kids, responsibility, you know. It's mainly as a youf that I rocked the boat. Literally. Certain pursuits are more propitious than others. I used to be a sailing and yachting instructor in my early twenties. As such I spent some real 'summers of love' in Greece, France and The Netherlands. Those four or five years are still a happy, sun-soaked memory for me. Had I been a clerk at the local RABO bank, I probably wouldn't have had the same experiences.
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    Having a boat helps, but de Drammer has been kinda messy since I played chicken with a bridge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony View Post
    Having a boat helps, but de Drammer has been kinda messy since I played chicken with a bridge.
    The Neds is a country for small craft, small pleasure boats, small yachts with 30 square yards of sail max. Anything over 7 yards should be taken out to sea. There are far too many floating caravans like your Drammer, steered by bloody amateurs who slam into bridges, piers, buoys, each other...

    Please tell me you hit that bridge because you were below deck racking up your damsel score, or I will be seriously disappointed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    The Neds is a country for small craft, small pleasure boats, small yachts with 30 square yards of sail max. Anything over 7 yards should be taken out to sea. There are far too many floating caravans like your Drammer, steered by bloody amateurs who slam into bridges, piers, buoys, each other...

    Please tell me you hit that bridge because you were below deck racking up your damsel score, or I will be seriously disappointed.

    Well I was caught kinda of guard

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