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    I think a couple in the thread probably suffers from "Nice Guy" syndrome. They are in the situation where he struggles to get out of the friend zone, and never gets to pick between girls because they go for jerks instead, who care more about looks then what they are like. As such, he might have been rejected by these girls as they dated idiots, sobbing at night over Prussian Iron dumping them for some prettier girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychonaut View Post
    Wait, so this is a problem?
    It's definitely a problem you want to have.

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    Have you tried talking them into a four way? Just tell all to meet you at a certain private location, and to keep an "open mind" before coming.

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    In other news:

    BAAAW.

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    Well? What the hell happened? We're honestly all dying to know!

    Because if there's one thing a human loves more than blood and guts and gore, it's definitely got to be sticking their noses in someone else's personal life hehe. (And if you can do both at the same time, thumbs up to you!)
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    All quiet on the western front for Prussian Iron, that is a good sign! Probably resupplying his mannshaft for yet another push!

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    Get rid of the first girl in the morning, and hunt for the next.

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    For all of you that didn't read the whole thread: Prussian Iron has not even talked to the pretty girls. He has just one girl that was reported to have been "nice" and talking with him.

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    OMG you guys are f%$*^($ hilarious! especially you Wazakashi!

    Well, I decided I'm going for the one I already know, though I decided that last night when she made it plainly clear she wanted me to ask her out:

    So she was at the water fountain, and I was the only person behind her, and we were alone. So, out of nowhere, she says something along the lines of "Oh, I got water on my Boob!". She then proceeded to, before we got back into the Gymnasium, bend down and then bend backwards in a very sexy way.

    Hellz Yeah!!!

    or as Flavah Flave would say:

    YEAH BOOOEYY!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    YEAH BOOOEYY!!!
    Case closed.
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    So she was at the water fountain, and I was the only person behind her, and we were alone. So, out of nowhere, she says something along the lines of "Oh, I got water on my Boob!". She then proceeded to, before we got back into the Gymnasium, bend down and then bend backwards in a very sexy way.
    And so it begins. Guy can't decide, smart chick decides for him, and makes him think it's his idea. Get used to it, it's the way the world works.

    He'll be married by age 18.
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    Married by 18? not hardly. probably not til maybe 26-ish.

    and im smart too....sob :'(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    So she was at the water fountain, and I was the only person behind her, and we were alone. So, out of nowhere, she says something along the lines of "Oh, I got water on my Boob!". She then proceeded to, before we got back into the Gymnasium, bend down and then bend backwards in a very sexy way.
    You win. A strong, confident woman is way better than those pretty eye-candy ones.
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    And so it begins. Guy can't decide, smart chick decides for him, and makes him think it's his idea. Get used to it, it's the way the world works.
    And I wouldn't change that for anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    Married by 18? not hardly. probably not til maybe 26-ish.

    and im smart too....sob :'(
    Yeah, that's what we all say.
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    Next step is to get her to join us Orgah's and get her hooked on TW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mailman653 View Post
    Next step is to get her to join us Orgah's and get her hooked on TW.
    hmmm.........now how to do it?
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    I wouldn't advise showing her this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beskar View Post
    I wouldn't advise showing her this thread.
    Ya know, if Prussian's description is anything to go by, she wouldn't mind at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adrian II View Post
    Ya know, if Prussian's description is anything to go by, she wouldn't mind at all.
    Even when she reads that he was considering two other girls who are prettier than her? Or when she reads this statement: "I mean shes not ugly, shes just pretty average compared to the other 2."

    Even if I were nice and easy going, Id be a little pissed, I would rub it in every so offten too just for fun
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    yeah wtf? any girl would mind that.
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    Congrats!

    Mentioning "water on her boobs" is as close as you can get. The next step for you would be to ask her if she wants to go for a ride. Don't waste anymore time, be as direct as possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus View Post
    Congrats!

    Mentioning "water on her boobs" is as close as you can get. The next step for you would be to ask her if she wants to go for a ride. Don't waste anymore time, be as direct as possible.
    I would be a bit classier than that.

    Try dinner and a movie, and don't try to skip the Third Date Rule, (that's a bare minimum).
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    you guys understand i'm 14.5 and shes like 15 right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Prussian Iron View Post
    you guys understand i'm 14.5 and shes like 15 right?
    Ah, well you will be married by 18, then.

    Anyway, MacDonalds and a movie?

    Picknip? It'd be nice if you have a nice local park, if it has a pond take some bread to feed the ducks with.
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    Oooo older woman

    A picnic is very creative and can be quite enjoyable with the proper planning.

    Roll out the maps, pick the location of where you'll launch the operation. Then figure out the logistics, food, transport etc. Then have a nice time, after nice time is finished, you'll need an exit strategy as well.

    And don't forget to have different plans set up too just in case a situation turns out differently than you had originally planned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mailman653 View Post
    Oooo older woman
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    "it's"? now we're referring to 15 year old girls as "it's"? what has the intarwebz come to?
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    If you take my advice you'll spend as much time with girls as you can while you are still young, especially the ones who like you. When you get to my age they are just part of happy memories or absurd and forbidden fantasies .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipe Totec View Post
    If you take my advice you'll spend as much time with girls as you can while you are still young, especially the ones who like you. When you get to my age they are just part of happy memories or absurd and forbidden fantasies .
    QFT.

    On that subject I get to go say goodbye to the one I want.

    yay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xipe Totec View Post
    If you take my advice you'll spend as much time with girls as you can while you are still young, especially the ones who like you. When you get to my age they are just part of happy memories or absurd and forbidden fantasies .
    Have you tried becoming a Guitarist for a local metal band? All the young girls, and shame you can handle.

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